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#3
Prostitution.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#5
Become a hitman.

It's not technically a job, since it's outside the bounds of legality.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#8
You will need to sell your belongings...and no do not sell your body.
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#11
Quote by rock.freak667
You will need to sell your belongings...and no do not sell your body.

this was something i was looking for
#13
Assuming you're underage like myself, do chores. Or just beg your parents for money.


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#14
Go on a dangerous adventure for a legendary treasure.
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#15
Become a hitman that sells Meth while prostituting
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#16
Provide sexual services.
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#17
Inb4 get a job, you lazy dick.

Oh...I've never done an inb4, before...I feel outrageously dirty
#18
Quote by SlayingDragons
Sell your soul.


Not necessarily to Satan, but he's the biggest buyer.

My buddy signed a contract selling his soul for $3.50, he needed lunch money. It's a legit market.
#19
Actually, screw being a hitman, become a wizard. Then you can summon money. You can also cast awesome spells, get chicks, and you never arrive late (rather, precisely when you mean to).

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#21
Quit being lazy and get a job.
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#24
Have an "accidental injury" on purpose at school. Sue for insurance. Repeat as necessary.
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You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:


#25
Quote by RockGuitar92
Quit being lazy and get a job.

This. Seriously TS, if there was an easy way to make money without getting a job don't you think everyone would be doing it?
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#27
No offense, TS, but you suck at making threads. And yet you make loads of them.
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#29
Quote by fudgeride
pyramid schemes


Takes a good amount of work to concoct a good one, you might as well get a job.
#30
One of my old friends that I used to talk to did this -

He went to the "nerds" at his high school, asked what girl they fancied. He would then offer them said girl's underpants for around $50 or $60. He would then go to the girl, and offer them $30 for their underpants. Bam, profit.

Edit: Or get a job/spend your time cooking food and selling them to your friends (a la Coreysmonster)
#32
Quote by Meelad360
One of my old friends that I used to talk to did this -

He went to the "nerds" at his high school, asked what girl they fancied. He would then offer them said girl's underpants for around $50 or $60. He would then go to the girl, and offer them $30 for their underpants. Bam, profit.


Edit: Or get a job/spend your time cooking food and selling them to your friends (a la Coreysmonster)


Damn, I wish I had the balls to do that.

Edit:

v Whoa, $2000 dollars? 0.o

Well, that may be worth getting slapped a couple times.
Last edited by SlayingDragons at Aug 29, 2010,
#33
He got a good sum of money for doing this too (over $2000). Just don't get caught by school officials.

Edit: Now that I think about it you can probably just buy new underwear from the store for like $10 and say it's from that girl. That way you can avoid getting caught and you won't be known as the "creepy guy". If any of the guys go up to the girl to talk about it you could probably just bribe the girl.

Edit2: Yeah, over $2000 though, it was something crazy, he could have paid for registration for my Uni for two quarters with it.
Last edited by Meelad360 at Aug 29, 2010,
#34
Quote by Meelad360
One of my old friends that I used to talk to did this -

He went to the "nerds" at his high school, asked what girl they fancied. He would then offer them said girl's underpants for around $50 or $60. He would then go to the girl, and offer them $30 for their underpants. Bam, profit.

Edit: Or get a job/spend your time cooking food and selling them to your friends (a la Coreysmonster)

That's genius. I'd do this, but I imagine I'd end up with a perfectly flat surface where my face is.

OT: Start pimpin'. Or grab money people are throwing at chicks in strip clubs.
#35
sell pills.. Done and done.. At least a hundred a week if you know a few people to sell to already. Or if your state is a medical marijuana state, then get medicated and take orders and/or buy large quantities for cheaper and push 10 and 20 sacks.
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#36
network marketing
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#37
Quit being lazy and get a job. Best way to make money.

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Quit being lazy and get a job.


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#39
Edit: Jetpack yo ^
Quote by RockGuitar92
Quit being lazy and get a job.

This
Quote by Meelad360
One of my old friends that I used to talk to did this -

He went to the "nerds" at his high school, asked what girl they fancied. He would then offer them said girl's underpants for around $50 or $60. He would then go to the girl, and offer them $30 for their underpants. Bam, profit.

Edit: Or get a job/spend your time cooking food and selling them to your friends (a la Coreysmonster)

Wow That's awesome. It's genius.
Creepy but it could really work
Impossible is just a word people say to make themselves feel better when they quit.
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#40
Quote by Twist of fate
Buy a dragon axe and cut yew trees behind Varrock castle.

Laughed way too much at this.
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