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I've done something incredibly stupid. I made really thick coffee with almond milk, froze it, then added nutella and peanut butter. I think this may be the end of me. my tummy hurts. a lot. this might be my last post. goodbye, everyone. it was good while it lasted.

what crap have you guys eaten that you later regretted?
#2
i eat nails for breakfast. without any milk...

OT: i did eat cereal with salt instead of sugar one time. disgusting
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#5
lol ive eaten pizza with ranch, italian, and french dressing, relish, mustard, ketchup, mayo, and balsamic vinegar because my friend decided to mix them all together one time during lunch and said it tasted rather great
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#9
before I expire, I would like to add that it looked like diarrhea. tasted hella bomb, though.

...

it wasn't worth it.
#10
An entire jalapeno pepper.

It burns coming out...

Oh, and bye, MakinLattes!

You were cool while you lasted. RIP.
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#13
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Why did you do that? It sounds awful

it was an experiment to simulate ice cream. failure was imminent.


edit: I'm starting to lose conciousness. I need to go to my ancestral death ground. if I survive, I'll return a new man.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Aug 29, 2010,
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tasted hella bomb, though.


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#16
Double Cheeseburgers from 7/11

My friend had 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds once....
A day or two later he DEVASTATED a Dunkies bathroom it was great
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#18
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I ate three boxes of goobers in around fifteen minutes once... Worst idea ever.

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#19
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Double Cheeseburgers from 7/11

My friend had 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds once....
A day or two later he DEVASTATED a Dunkies bathroom it was great




That's disgusting, who in their right mind would eat that many cheeseburgers from McDonalds? 0.o

I'm surprised that didn't kill him.
#21
^Haha yeah i was pretty suprised too cause i looked in the bathroom after he spent a good hour in total in there and there was just shit and vomit everywhere; toilet, sink, the floor, the walls. Everywhere.

it was vile!
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#22
I once saturated a glass of Kool-aid with sugar; there was so much that it couldn't mix in anymore.... I threw up.
#23
I made pancakes once and then realized we didn't have any jam or syrup so I tried BBQ sauce instead. It didn't work well.
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#24
Either mcdonalds or mongolian barbecue made me the sickest ive ever been in my life

for almost a week, I could not eat ANYTHING without puking it back up (even completely tasteless food), had non stop "flaming ass piss" 24/7, and just had the worst nausea ever...

not one of my better moments in life
#25
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i eat nails for breakfast. without any milk...

OT: i did eat cereal with salt instead of sugar one time. disgusting




Oh, well then it looks like you're tough enough for the salty spitoon. Head right in.

#26
I once ate a kilo of nutmeg, then a crouched down for five minutes trying to exhale it out, then I stood up really fast and blew on my thumb.
I woke up a day later in a pile of my own shit.
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#27
TS until i saw your user title i always thought your name was pronounced mackin lats.
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#30
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it was an experiment to simulate ice cream. failure was imminent.


edit: I'm starting to lose conciousness. I need to go to my ancestral death ground. if I survive, I'll return a new man.

wat
#31
never knew you that well but i'll miss you and your lattes
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#35
Plastic, and i'm not even joking. I thought i'd be a tough guy and bite into a plastic beer glass, had a sore stomach and bloody vomit for several days.
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#36
huh.

of late, I've been having noodles, peanut butter, and soy sauce.

I think I see a trend emerging.
#37
I guess you won't be makin' any lattes any time soon.

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#38
I don't know, but that sounds pretty ****in delicious to me :p


The worst punishment I've ever put through with a late night concoction was probably making a cheese cake with a shit ton of peanut butter, baking chocolate, and graham crackers as part of the ingredients. That mother ****er was so dense it was starting to warp the walls in the kitchen towards it.

I have never felt so sick after eating 2 slices.


EDIT: Oh, also, playing beer pong with beer from a freshly cracked keg. I hate beer foam on a regular day, but when there's a lot and you have to chug it... it does a number on your stomach
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#39
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#40
6 sodas, a monster breakfast burrito, and an extra large serving of onion rings.

It tasted so good, but I'm probably going to die 4 years earlier now.
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