Not really parts of threads that ruin them for you, just parts that kind of bug you.

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too many little quirk threads.
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Ohh, "little quirk" has stopped sounding like real words now. it's been said too much..

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
Parody threads.
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* "First!" - Doesn't really happen on UG, so it's cool.

* People who whine at other people when people try to "first" something. - Once someone has tried to "First" something, there's little you can do to stop them, and a rant isn't going to make them delete their comment, prevention is better.

* "Lol, me r nt use ful wrds even tho im on a comp and it wud take teh best prt of 0.5 secs to type properly" - That borderline ruins a thread, and gets on my tits more than anything else, it's the arse-gravy of the internet.

* <insert meme here> - Not too bothered by this, if used correctly it adds to the thread and puts a slightly humorous spin to things. And in the YLYL thread, it's practically a requirement.

* Person A: "Stop trying to be a mod so hard" - Person A breaks the rules, Person B reports them, Person A thinks Person B is trying to become a mod and whines about it. Usually followed by the classic "get a life" line that the "social butterfly" people on the internet use all too often. Which brings me to:

* "Get a life" - Just no. We're all on the internet, now shut up and look at pictures of funny cats with the rest of us you bastard.

* The use of "Hmmm" & "Ummmm" - Hesitation words on the internet doesn't work unless you're using a microphone to talk to people, hesitation words in text based communication makes you look like a pretentious little know it all.

* People who feed trolls - Doesn't need an explanation really. UG users are actually pretty good at ignoring trolls (and there aren't really any trolls here anyway)

* The inability to use the searchbar before making a thread - For things that have been asked a million times before, such as:"ZOMG GUISE, SHUD I GET EMG'S?!"
Although, sometimes the answers and questions are subtly different, which makes the thread unique in its own way.

Well, that's my gargantuan list. I'm sure I could go on, but I think that will do.

Having "GO!" at the end of the first post. I can't explain why, it just annoys the crap out of me
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people who try to turn the title or the actual opening post on the user

im looking at you vicious
Last edited by Unourrit01 at Aug 29, 2010,
When people make a reference to something and then say "e-cookies for getting the reference" or anything like that. A subtly dropped reference makes for a clever inside joke. Announcing to everyone that you're dropping a reference to something and you want someone to notice it looks stupid.
Anytime there is a political thread, it somehow ends up in all the socialists calling capitalism evil and that nobody understands socialism, really gets on my nerves..

Then all the threads complaining about how you got throw in jail cause you did cocaine in front of a cop and you don't understand why your in jail, or you disrespected your parents and they take your precious cell phone from you, and that shit.

And repeated threads.
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