Poll: Lion vs. Crocodile
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Crocodile will win
50 71%
Lion will win
20 29%
Voters: 70.
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#1
me and my friends have been having a rather 'intense' discussion over who would win out of a lion or a crocodile if they were pitched against each other in a fight.

half of us think its crocodile and the other half think lion

im convinced it would be a crocodile with its tough skin and powerful jaw.

oh and btw its fough on 'neutral territory'.

consider alligator as crocodile as they're relatively similar.
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#2
alligator

EDIT: ^ yea i know. im just messing with you
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#3
Crocodile.
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#4
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#7
Crocodile. Scales > fur for protection.
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#9
I think it depends on who gets the first blow or bite rather in. The lion would seem to be the more powerful one, but the crocodile could be stealhy and nip it whilst it's sleeping because it's does so for a majority of its life.
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#10
Depends on where they are.... Lions would win on land, cause of manuverability, and crocodiles would win if they were near or in water... Lions would be faster over long distances on land, though.

Crocodiles are more powerful; they have the strongest bite among all animals. It's like 5,000 psi, while the lion's is 500 psi.
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#11
What? That's stupid. An alligator is not a crocodile. How can I picture one as the other if it is not so? Who is this? Why are you calling so late? STOP CALLING ME.


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#12
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Depends on where they are.... Lions would win on land, cause of manuverability, and crocodiles would win if they were near or in water...


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#13
That looks like a leopard or cheetah to me, I don't care about the file name


I know, but I thought it was badass.
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#14
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I think it depends on who gets the first blow or bite rather in. The lion would seem to be the more powerful one, but the crocodile could be stealhy and nip it whilst it's sleeping because it's does so for a majority of its life.

Crocodiles have by far the strongest bite on the planet. You ever seen a death roll? Very few things survives that.

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#15
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What? That's stupid. An alligator is not a crocodile. How can I picture one as the other if it is not so? Who is this? Why are you calling so late? STOP CALLING ME.


Honestly, if there were a game of Halo, some asshole would come out of nowhere and grab both the kills. "ohlol, dey r almost ded, now my tiem 2 shine"

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#16
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They look exactly the same.
#17
If you notice the picture the Leopard is winning that battle. Reason is, most "cats" will attack from behind away from the mouth of the prey. Watch the videos of "cats" just before they go in for the kill. Come up from behind and usually will jump on top of the prey.

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#18
imagine it as if they are in a colliseum. A colliseum where animals are chosen to fight against each other and the winner takes full glory. And its pretty much just a straght up fight. no sneaking up on each other, just an all out crocodile vs lion brawl.

like this
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They look exactly the same.

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#20
Crocodile =/= Alligator. It's like comparing a wolf to a poodle.
Lions are way more agile, whereas Crocs act in short bursts of brute strength.
Also Crocs are mostly aquatic, you can walk away from them on land, in water you are fukzord.
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#23
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No, as a leopard :3
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#25
you can walk away from them on land, in water you are fukzord.


They can run up to 11 miles per hour on land... they can also get up trees and shit. In water, you're even more fukzord.
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#26
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Crocodile =/= Alligator. It's like comparing a wolf to a poodle.
Lions are way more agile, whereas Crocs act in short bursts of brute strength.
Also Crocs are mostly aquatic, you can walk away from them on land, in water you are fukzord.

i never said crocodiles were alligators, i said they are similar which they are - they both in the Crocodilia order. crocs can run really fast in short bursts.
#27
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lion vs zebra


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crocodiles have badass music and a sexy spanish voice to accompany them in the kill
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edit: related. crocodiles being badass

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#28
The problem is that theres no such thing as "neutral territory" for these 2 animals. In water, the crocodile wins, on land the lion wins. Although, I guess the crocodile has a better chance on land than the lion does in the water.
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#30
Neither it would be won by the Tuna:

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#31
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#32
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The problem is that theres no such thing as "neutral territory" for these 2 animals. In water, the crocodile wins, on land the lion wins.



ok so say neutral is they fight in a land of starbursts.


or plasma....
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#33
I really feel like they'd both kill themselves.

A lion is super ****ing strong and can swipe its paws at you at such strength to rip through flesh, but a Crocodile has the death roll. If that ****er catches any of your limbs with its mouth, you can be sure to say that that limb will be coming off.
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#35
a lion is agile but as soon as it swipes at the croc and it grabs its leg, like Nelsean said its gona death roll and that lion is going to be one leg down.
#36
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I really feel like they'd both kill themselves.

A lion is super ****ing strong and can swipe its paws at you at such strength to rip through flesh, but a Crocodile has the death roll. If that ****er catches any of your limbs with its mouth, you can be sure to say that that limb will be coming off.



crocodile scales > lion claws


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#37
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crocodile scales > lion claws


Yeah, thats what I was thinking about as well. I dont want to say the lion would lose, but ****. Crocs have a high advantage in this fight.

New fight.

Elephant vs. Croc and Lion for a handicap match.
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#39
^ looks to me like the croc got ganged up on, and the lions ganged up on the hippo... so your post is invalid


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Yeah, thats what I was thinking about as well. I dont want to say the lion would lose, but ****. Crocs have a high advantage in this fight.

New fight.

Elephant vs. Croc and Lion for a handicap match.



elephant wins. on land or water. elephant would just leave the water (not like the croc can stop it, and the lion doing anything in water? please.) and on land, elephant stomp > all
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