#1
So about an hour ago I was handling some very hot peppers to put in my soup. I forgot to wash my hands and proceded to touch my penis. I am now in extreme pain. How do I numb this immense pain? Also, feel free to post related stories.
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#5
rub the irritated area with steel wool, it may sting a little at first, but the faster and harder you do it, the quicker itll relieve the uncomfortable sensation.
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#7
i've "shared" this story before but...

i once snapped my banjo string. the bit that joins the foreskin to the rest.

by "once"...i mean "twice"


in response to OP: sorry, no tips other than dont touch your penis after handling peppers. sorry.
#8
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Dip you phallus in milk.


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#10
I saw this topic like two weeks ago. LET THIS BE A LESSON, USE THE SEARCHBAR, EVEN IF YOUR QUERY IS AS WILD AS MY PENIS IS BURNING FROM EATING HOT PEPPERS AND RUBBING MY HANDS ON IT.
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#11
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Put the words right into my mouth.

Isn't that what you meant?
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#12
That's not as bad as the time I shit myself thinking I was going to fart...


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