#1
Baboons invade a wine making area of Cape Town

Each day, dozens of Cape Baboons gather to strip the ancient vines – the sauvignon blanc grapes are a particular favourite – before heading into the mountains to sleep. A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don't make it home.
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Last week, a 12 year old boy was left traumatised after confronting a troop who had broken into his family home.

Hearing noises from the kitchen, he went to investigate and found the beasts ransacking cupboards. When the child fled upstairs to find his babysitter, three males gave chase and surrounded him as he made a tearful phone call to his mother, while the animals pelted him with fruit..


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#4
I lol'd at them surrounding a twelve year old boy who went to seek help, it's such a sketch show kind of thing.

I don't particularly agree with the three strike rule - i mean it's not something that can be explained to the animal, and since it is humans taking their land, yet growing food they clearly like - is hardly a valid reason for "destroying" them.

I think there are probably alternate ways to police them.
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#5
I read the title as "silly balloons" and the link as "balloons invade a wine making area in Cape Town"

Last week, a 12 year old boy was left traumatised after confronting a troop who had broken into his family home.

Hearing noises from the kitchen, he went to investigate and found the beasts ransacking cupboards. When the child fled upstairs to find his babysitter, three males gave chase and surrounded him as he made a tearful phone call to his mother, while the animals pelted him with fruit.




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#6
am i the only one who thinks it sounds like a one night stand? am i the only one who thought of it like that?
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am i the only one who thinks it sounds like a one night stand? am i the only one who thought of it like that?


Do your one night stands often break into your cupboards and throw fruit at you?
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Do your one night stands often break into your cupboards and throw fruit at you?


And eventually not make it home after passing out?
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#11
They need to stop monkeying around.

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#14
In a concession to despairing residents, wildlife authorities have begun collaring baboons identified as "troublesome" and imposed a strict "three strikes" policy whereby animals which repeatedly break into homes are humanely destroyed.

XD Best paragraph ever.
Explaining how they're treating animals like small children "3 strikes".
And an excellent use of soft words. Hahah Great find dude.
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#16
at the part where they surrounded the kid and threw fruit at him.
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