Poll: Slaves or not?
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View poll results: Slaves or not?
Yes, I would.
21 17%
No, I wouldn't
83 67%
I don't know
5 4%
Mike Oldfield
14 11%
Voters: 123.
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#1
Let's say there was some huge change in the law which stated that you could keep slaves, would you have any?

Let's assume there were some sort of welfare law against you treating your slaves cruelly.
#2
inb4 "no"

No

Even if you had to treat them nicely and everything it's a bitch for them and I'd just feel like a lazy asshole getting people to do stuff for me all the time, I can't get people to do tiny little things for me as it is usually
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#5
If slavery was relegalized, would you be owned?
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#6
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Let's say there was some huge change in the law which stated that you could keep slaves, would you have any?

Let's assume there were some sort of welfare law against you treating your slaves cruelly.

Keeping a human as property is treating a human cruelly.

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#8
I'd have several norwegian, russian and french sex slaves. Why?
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#10
What the Christ? No. Fuck off.
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#11
I voted Mike Oldfield. Just because he made the most badass instrumental piece ever (Ommadawn pt. 1)
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To sacrifice these children
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#14
I don't care whether there was a law against treating them poorly. They're humans being bought and sold, like commodities. That's horrendously wrong. Anyway, I could just exploit immigrants or impoverished working class people to make my fortune.
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#15
ya , im not going to wipe my ass if i don't have too
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#17
Quote by onimacaroni
Id have many, already got an austrian one in the garage.


ah, so THAT's where my ex lives now.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#19
What, I'm the only one voting yes? Come on people, you'd love having a slave. I'll let mine answer the jehovas witnesses.
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#26
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No. Are you insane?



Best not to answer that question...


@Kensai: I wouldn't want to own slaves. I believe in the equality of all humans.
#28
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Fassa is okay with slavery, since her religion condones it.



No it doesn't. Back that up with quotes and evidence from Tanakh or go away.

And this is nothing to with religion.
#29
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#30
Technology has advanced, so unless one lives a labor-induced lifestyle (life on a farm/ranch), there would be no need for a slave (unless you want a butler/maid).
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#32
Maybe 1 to act as a guitar tech for me :P

but we'd be friends
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#33
Quote by onimacaroni
Too right, she said i treat her better.

Only 2 people have voted yes! Everybody stop lying


seriously dude, you actually feed her and shit?


the only thing I've ever shoved down her throat is my wang.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#34
Hell yeah, dude. I need someone to do the stuff I'm too lazy to. For example, I need someone to go audition some musicians for me. I'm too lazy to do it. I'll have my slave do it. But I won't discriminate based on race, I'm not an asshole.
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#35
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
No it doesn't. Back that up with quotes and evidence from Tanakh or go away.

And this is nothing to with religion.

Aren't you a Christian? Fassa Albrecht said you were. There's a few Old Testament verses I can give you, if you want.
#37
Quote by Will Swanson
Aren't you a Christian? Fassa Albrecht said you were. There's a few Old Testament verses I can give you, if you want.



I'm trying to convert to Judaism, but that's not important.


Go on then, let's see some Torah to back your claims up.
#38
Quote by cornmancer
Only if I could enslave Glenn Beck and make him wear a maid's outfit.

His tears could be his only consumption of liquid.
#39
Quote by the bartender
seriously dude, you actually feed her and shit?


the only thing I've ever shoved down her throat is my wang.


Wont ever look at her the same when shes fixing my bike, now i know that.
#40
Quote by cornmancer
Only if I could enslave Glenn Beck and make him wear a maid's outfit.



Some people have some weird fantasies...
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