Poll: Birthday Punches
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View poll results: Birthday Punches
Yay
17 28%
Nay
44 72%
Voters: 61.
#1
I just got them today. I felt humiliated.

How do you feel about them?
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#3
I don't mind them, though I've gotten them every year for as long as I remember. I can see why some people would dislike them.
#5
i only remember them vaguely from when i was a little kid.
once you get past about 12 years, no one really seems to care about them any more.
#6
Well, happy birthday TS

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#7
i'm fine with it as long as it's not like too hard, to the point where it hurts them, but more just like light punches for fun.
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#9
This is just a way to tell people it's your birthday.


Wish I'd thought of that yesterday
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#10
Not as bad as birthday beatings... (First time I have ever used that smilie)
#11
No, I punch other people when it's my birthday.
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#13
Never done/seen anything like that, but me and my friends used to mosh people on their birthdays. That's how brooootalz we were!
#16
no one gives them to me besides my bro and cousins, so i don't really care, i do it back to them on their b-days
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#17
At my age I just wait for the offending individual to wear out and then kick his ass.
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#19
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Never heard of a birthday punch.

Gtfo. Are you serious? What are you? A Mennonite?
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#20
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Gtfo. Are you serious? What are you? A Mennonite?



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#21
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#22
Suck it up, and get 'em good when it's their turn. Or look for your next group of friends in a coffee shop.
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#23
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I'm surprised you are young enough to remember what a bday punch is
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#24
birthday sex > birthday punches
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#25
I don't tell anybody my birthday.

I refuse to endure 19 punches on each arm. Call me a pussy, but last I checked you're supposed to get presents and goodwill, not slams on the arm.
#26
So you don't tell anybody about your own day of celebration because your friends punch you?


OK ERBODY LISTEN UP!!


It's quite simple. If your friends think its funny to punch you on your birthday, respond back by punching them in the face and scream HOWS IT FEEL MO ****A!!

See if any of your other friends will want to give your birthday punches after that.


but srsly, stand up for yourself
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#27
Not my friends, just douches. My friends know not to punch me because of my past. Random people though, no. Fuck em.
#28
Only one person is allowed to give me birthday punches. That would be my older sister.
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#29
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