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Done something in the past and want to get it off your chest? If so, then post here. If you're an anonymous UGer, then you're pretty safe.

Tip: Its probably best to keep it legal.

I'm interested to read the Pit's sins.
RIP Tom Searle.
#4
I admit it, I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#7
I took a leak on a high school door. The handles because I'm an asshole. Little did they know that every time they touched the door...They were touching my pee! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#9
I decapitated a snake one time when I was weedwhacking. It was crawling up a tree and I didn't see it until I heard a loud smack and there was blood on the tree.

I never told anybody, but I still feel pretty bad about it.
#11
In grade 2 show and tell, this girl brought seeds from her farm, and I took a few

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#13
OK!!! I did it, I killed him and hid the body, I tried to burn him, but he just wouldn't burn!
I had to chop him into pieces and feed the pieces to wild bears!!!

I also peed in a trash can.
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


Quote by Floods_Solo
Lol. If insomniac's were called something less cool like "cock lords" or something I bet there would be significantly less people claiming to be it.
#15
I broke a girl's heart 3 times

What sucks is that she was always so willing to give me another chance and I always threw it out. I'm pretty sure she's not going to anymore, and I regret it all so much

/killjoy #2
#16
Quote by cyco_bob56
I put the screw in the tuna.


RIP Kenan and Kel
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#18
I cheated on my left hand... with my right hand. IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE!!!
#20
Quote by Thrill-house
I ate/took hundreds of dollars worth of food when I worked at Chick-fil-a.


Thats just awesome.
#21
I...really didn't mean to kill him...I'm so sorry...

Not really,

I meant to kill him.


But seriously; I regret not punching back anyone who's punched me and eating too much junk food. Sometimes I wish I could take a time machine back just to scare my young self into eating carrots instead of Burger King.
#22
Quote by darkwolf291
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

i got shot in Reno and masterbated as i died while the guy stood over me
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#24
iFap
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#26
I sucked a guy's dick for smack once. Not something I'm proud of, but that's how things go when yr takin' a walk on the wild side.
#27
Where to begin?

Well I remember when I was still in school I did a bunch of shit. I stole a bunch of shit. I haven't done much since I got out though.

- When I was in school still I remember pissing on the doors of some building because they yelled at me.

- Some dude of another store told me to pick up this dead bird and throw it out because it was in front of his store and I was playing with it. The store was closed when I passed it again so I took the bird and put it on the stores door handles.

- Stole a burger king sign.

- Stole about 10 traffic cones / wet floor signs from various places.

- Stole chairs from my school cafeteria because I was poor and needed them for my house. (Lived alone - needed furnishings)

- Stole a bunch of signs from my high school and college.

- Stole a stuffed animal from some classroom. I gave it to a girl.

- Stole about 15 books from the library. No one else was going to read "Road to Auschwitz"

Man I stole a bunch of stuff...

I'll see what else I come up with. Get back to you on this.
#28
Alright!! I confess,

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#29
Quote by NakedInTheRain
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#31
I pee in the sink because I don't like flushing noises. Is that so bad?
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#33
Quote by LightandEasy
I created 4chan. I am sorry world.


It's kinda convenient, it keeps all the assholes on the internet in one place. Kinda like an asylum.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#35
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
Boss ME-20 Multi-effects pedal
Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
#36
No regret.
No regret.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#37
I was going to post an actual confession until I noticed hardly anyone else was actually serious
R.I.P. Jeb
07/31/08

FREEZER BURN s YELLOWFRIZBEE
#39
Quote by fearofthemark
I pee in the sink because I don't like flushing noises. Is that so bad?


That reminds me. I went to this one resort once and they were assholes, so before I left I pissed in their private bathroom sink, and all over the mirror. I told them someone pissed all over. I said it was probably because they were assholes.
#40
Quote by bass-man9712
i got shot in Reno and masterbated as i died while the guy stood over me

Well...this is awkward

OT: Worse thing I've probably done is break into a store and steal some stuff, including checks, and then using said checks. I got busted 2 years after doing it. I got a station-house adjustment and only had to write an essay for community service and pay restitution. It also didn't go on my record. I got lucky as hell that the cop was a nice guy.
Last edited by darkwolf291 at Aug 30, 2010,
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