Scariest ****ing thing in my life.

I'm just sitting here in my chair, feelin a medium sized fart coming. I lean slightly to the side, and let it out. At the same time, a little tiny ball of poo fell out and plopped right underneath my ass onto my boxers.

Instant reaction was "WTF!?!?!?!?!"

Seriously. So i stand up all awkward like and walk to the bathroom in a half sitting-half standing position to keep the little ball of **** in my boxers so it doesnt go ****ing up the carpet. I get in, take off my shoes, and then jeans, then hover over the toilet as my little piece of **** plops onto the toilet seat and bounces into the toilet bowl, spraying water all over my ass.

By then I am completely mortified, thanking whatever-the-****-is-up-there that nobody is home.

I clean myself up, look down, and its like a ****ing brown rock man. Perfectly spherical too! (Did I lay a ****ing egg?)

After a quick change, i hop onto my chair again, prepared to tell the world(Pit) of my adventure.

So, has anyone else in the Pit ever sharted? Was it as scary as mine? Were you in public? (lol)

inb4 "Cool story bro/brah"

tl;dr - read it. it's an epic story that is worth your time
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