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#1
So Pit, this is a thread dedicated to the endless lulz that are provided to us with stoner comics. Since I searchbarred and couldn't find a thread I decided to create one.



Post away
#4
Ive seen a lot of half assed looking ones, but that ones decent

and cod looks super cartoonish while stoned for some reason. incidentally, I got arrested yesterday for possession
#5
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I enjoy these...but probably you laugh you lose thread..


Yeah I know just thought I'd make one specific to these comics.

Dedit: I didn't make this by the way
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Quote by piratemetalhead
Ive seen a lot of half assed looking ones, but that ones decent

and cod looks super cartoonish while stoned for some reason. incidentally, I got arrested yesterday for possession


mind telling us the story? if not its cool, im just curious because im not really sure how cops typically find out when you have it on you
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#12
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#13
I love these. I dont think I have any to contribute though.
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#16
I get the feeling that these are only funny to those who actually smoke weed.... oh well, my contribution. not OC

#18
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I get the feeling that these are only funny to those who actually smoke weed...


Not true, I don't smoke and I find these fucking hilarious. The faces are magnificent.





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#19
Quote by nutinpwnsgibson
mind telling us the story? if not its cool, im just curious because im not really sure how cops typically find out when you have it on you


ive told it in two different threads but i always like sharing my experiences

picked up a sack from a buddy, and blazed at the school field. We see two cars rolling by, doesnt look too sketch. We start walking, and two seconds later, we turn around to cop cars telling us to put our hands behind our back and that were under arrest for possession

word of advice to stoners living in err... places where weed is illegal... be careful with the public blazing!!! Cops are dicks!
#21
Remember this line, "i don't consent to any searches" it is illegal for cops to search you if you say that unless they have serious evidence, like if they see you hitting the J, but if its just in your pocket and they think your high they can't search you if you say that
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#22
Quote by vulcan422
Remember this line, "i don't consent to any searches" it is illegal for cops to search you if you say that unless they have serious evidence, like if they see you hitting the J, but if its just in your pocket and they think your high they can't search you if you say that


This.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#24
Holy shit these are hilarious I can't imagine what this would be like if I was high

Last edited by VentilatorBlue at Aug 31, 2010,
#25
Quote by vulcan422
Remember this line, "i don't consent to any searches" it is illegal for cops to search you if you say that unless they have serious evidence, like if they see you hitting the J, but if its just in your pocket and they think your high they can't search you if you say that


But cops lie under oath a lot.
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#26
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But cops lie under oath a lot.

you can always contest in court that the officer did not have evidence and searched with out a warrent, then you both will get a lie detector test and win your case if he searches you illegally
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i wish i could see Children Of Bodom agen
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Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

1. Death
2. Children Of Bodom
3. Metallica
4. Megadeth
5. Pantera
6. Cannibal Corpse
#27
Quote by vulcan422
you can always contest in court that the officer did not have evidence and searched with out a warrent, then you both will get a lie detector test and win your case if he searches you illegally

Lie detectors aren't accepted in court, at least not where I live. It's pretty much your word(a stoner) against his(a cop).
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#28
apparantly, its illegal to hang around the parks here after 11 or something, and im pretty sure he wouldve found it while patting us down anyways

anybody have ideas as to foolproof places to hide weed on the body? Sides crotching, i mean
#29
Inside your butt. It only hurts the first time.
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#30
One of my favorites:
mais mon cerveaux sait mieux.

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#32
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#33
Quote by piratemetalhead
apparantly, its illegal to hang around the parks here after 11 or something, and im pretty sure he wouldve found it while patting us down anyways

anybody have ideas as to foolproof places to hide weed on the body? Sides crotching, i mean

if you don't consent to searches, he can't take anything out of your pockets and you can refuse to empty your pockets, unless its a weapon which is the reason he pats you down. if you have a sack of weed in your pocket but the officer never saw it and you did not consent to searches, it is illegal for him to take it out or for him to ask you to take it out
Quote by vulcan422
i wish i could see Children Of Bodom agen
Quote by red157
Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

1. Death
2. Children Of Bodom
3. Metallica
4. Megadeth
5. Pantera
6. Cannibal Corpse
#34
in all honesty, Ive actually rested my chin on my unplugged electric and really got into it. The strings kinda of vibrate through your skull
#38




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i wish i could see Children Of Bodom agen
Quote by red157
Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

1. Death
2. Children Of Bodom
3. Metallica
4. Megadeth
5. Pantera
6. Cannibal Corpse