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#1
Ok I knew Glasgow could be rough but f*ck me sideways...

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GANGLAND thugs armed with chisels chopped off a young man's penis in a gruesome attack beside a main road.

The attack on Bryan Hanlon, 26, came a week after his twin brother James had holes bored in his head with a power drill in another targeted underworld assault. Police are horrified by the brazen nature of both attacks and the savage violence used.

The Hanlon twins were both close pals of murdered gangland enforcer Kevin "Gerbil" Carroll.

As well as the grisly injuries to his private parts, Bryan, 26, was left with multiple fractures and severe he ad injuries. He is critically ill in hospital.

It's understood he also suffered injuries to his back passage, inflicted by a chisel.

Bryan was driving on Maryhill Road in Glasgow at 11.30pm on Sunday when he was run off the road by a silver BMW 5 Series and a dark-coloured 4x4.

His Audi S4 estate hit a wall and he was hauled out.

Up to seven thugs, armed with chisels and hammers, took part in the attack .

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/08/31/gang-chop-off-rival-s-manhood-with-chisel-days-after-twin-has-holes-drilled-in-his-head-86908-22525727/

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/crime-courts/second-brother-in-hospital-after-gang-attack-1.1051728

I've got many friends living within minutes of where this happened, I even know people who went to school with the victims...it's pretty scary.


As a side note, it's kinda funny how the Herald quotes the policeman verbatim, whereas the Daily Record seemingly feels the need to dumb everything he says down - compare "This man was the subject of a sustained and ferocious attack" with "But this was a really violent and horrific assault" etc.
#2
Does back passage mean anus?
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#3
"Maryhill road"
Guess who's moving there in a couple of weeks?


"Brian Hanlon, who is being treated in Glasgow’s Southern General Hospital, suffered serious head injuries after his Audi S4 left the road at a roundabout outside the West of Scotland Science Park and smashed into the wall of the Kelvin Campus entrance."

Holy shit that's exactly where I'm going to be staying.
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#6
i saw a chinese movie with a power drill murderer. shit was scary.
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#9
Probably not the best time posting since all the Scottish people are in bed

But still wow, it's not nice hearing things like that happening near you live, or even in the same country
#10
BMW, It'll drive you off the road and into a wall, and if you're driving a different car, we'll chop your wang off.
#11
I would kill myself. Without a second thought, I really would.
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#13
If they'd done it my brother, I'd carry a weapon with me, and first thing I'd have thought was kill them or have my head drilled. Chisel's not even a weapon:/
They wouldn't see my weapon either, no time or point to let them look at it.

Two cars is a lot, but I'd at least have tried taking one of them if it were me

edit: on the other hand I have guns, and so do my friends, and we'd never carry them on us, or use them against other people...but i mean...they chopped his dick offO.o
Last edited by stratkat at Aug 31, 2010,
#14
who'd have thought that gangsters would be willing to using violence?

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If they'd done it my brother, I'd carry a weapon with me, and first thing I'd have thought was kill them or have my head drilled. Chisel's not even a weapon:/
They wouldn't see my weapon either, no time or point to let them look at it.

Two cars is a lot, but I'd at least have tried taking one of them if it were me

"oh hai thar peeple who've just run me off the road into a wall. Could you just hang on a second whilst I get my bearings back so I can fight back a bit against the seven of you?"
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#16
I had a choice of studying abroad in Liverpool or in Glasgow next semester. Glad I chose Liverpool.
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#18
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to be honest, it's not much better if most people are to be believed.

There's gangs in every city. As I've said in the past, gangs (and by that I mean organised crime, not groups of teens) don't usually attack random people. Any serious violence they do is aimed at other gang members.

Where about in the city are you staying?
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who'd have thought that gangsters would be willing to using violence?


"oh hai thar peeple who've just run me off the road into a wall. Could you just hang on a second whilst I get my bearings back so I can fight back a bit against the seven of you?"

Well that and he was drug out of the car.

He got cheap shotted and out numbered:/

I just don't think i'd have the balls to be out alone after my brother got a drill to the head by gangsters.

Edit: also he might've deserved it, idk the dude.
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#20
I'm guessing this was more of a targeted/gang-related attack rather than some chavs or whatever jumping on a random guy? But still, that's messed up stuff.
#21
****, thats bad =/

Just...damn...

But honestly, thats why you don't get involved with the underworld!
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That...

NEVER GOING THERE EVER.

I HAVE TO LIVE THERE!
LIKE, LITERALLY, WHERE HE CRASHED INTO IS WHERE I'M GOING TO STAY.
But unless I join a drug gang I should be fine.
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I HAVE TO LIVE THERE!
LIKE, LITERALLY, WHERE HE CRASHED INTO IS WHERE I'M GOING TO STAY.
But unless I join a drug gang I should be fine.



Just incase, have a decoy penis so there is a chance the guy would chisel the wrong one.
#26
Did no one notice that a gangster was calling himself Gerbil? That's so damn lame.
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to be honest, it's not much better if most people are to be believed.

There's gangs in every city. As I've said in the past, gangs (and by that I mean organised crime, not groups of teens) don't usually attack random people. Any serious violence they do is aimed at other gang members.

Where about in the city are you staying?


I should have housing on-campus at the University of Liverpool, if all goes according to plan. Although I haven't seen a map of where the university is in relation to anything else, or a map of anything, really. I should probably look into that before I go.

It'll be my first time to Europe, so, you know...I'd like to avoid getting my penis chiseled off, if I can. Guess that means I'll cross "join a gang" off of my list of things to do once I get off the plane.
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I should have housing on-campus at the University of Liverpool, if all goes according to plan. Although I haven't seen a map of where the university is in relation to anything else, or a map of anything, really. I should probably look into that before I go.

It'll be my first time to Europe, so, you know...I'd like to avoid getting my penis chiseled off, if I can. Guess that means I'll cross "join a gang" off of my list of things to do once I get off the plane.

The main campus is in the city centre as are the main halls of residence. There are other halls that you might be in that are further away but there are plenty of travel provisions to and from the main campus.

either way, you aren't going to be in the areas known for violence etc.

the worst you'll likely encounter is the occasional drunken fight of a weekend when everyone's out binge drinking.
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#30
Wow, jeese...I feel bad for that guy and his brother. I'm also not sure how anyone can do something that gruesome to another person. I mean...that's...*wince*
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The main campus is in the city centre as are the main halls of residence. There are other halls that you might be in that are further away but there are plenty of travel provisions to and from the main campus.

either way, you aren't going to be in the areas known for violence etc.

the worst you'll likely encounter is the occasional drunken fight of a weekend when everyone's out binge drinking.


That is certainly encouraging. I feel as if belligerent drunks are a mainstay of any decent sized city, so I'm pretty used to them, being from Boston.

Thanks for the info bud, I appreciate it. I'll buy you a pint once I get across the pond
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Chisel's not even a weapon:/

I'm a joiner, and I'd beg to differ. Every joiner on this planet has a scar or two from chisels.

That's a nasty story though, TS. But not surprising. At least it's made public, while so many murders are unreportable. But their motive was to make the news. They know where to keep bodies quiet.
#35
chopped off a young man's penis....

was left with severe head injuries


I'll say...
#37
this is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Did no one notice that a gangster was calling himself Gerbil? That's so damn lame.


As daft as the name is, he seemed like a right nutter!

Saw this in the paper, proper shocking! +1 on the chisel as a weapon, they can do some damage as weve seen from this attack!

Was the brothers father Joe Hanlon, the guy that was murdered with Bobby Glover?
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