Page 1 of 3
#1
Hey Pit...

I've been trying to be a bit more mysterious lately.

Any tips?
Quote by silent caution
When i was younger i used to pee in peoples shoes and blame their dog
#3
Lock all doors, put curtains over all windows, never leave the house
Quote by vulcan422
i wish i could see Children Of Bodom agen
Quote by red157
Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

1. Death
2. Children Of Bodom
3. Metallica
4. Megadeth
5. Pantera
6. Cannibal Corpse
#4
Cross dress, it is the most mysterious thing i can think of.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

Quote by Pencil Man
You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#6
Quote by Chylyn
Hey Pit...

I've been trying to be a bit more mysterious lately.

Any tips?



Is being mysterious something you've read on the Internet that you hope will impress chicks?


...


RIP Tom Searle.
#7
Listen to Noir Jazz, wear a beret and hang around in smoke filled bars, only talking in fragments of cryptic poetry.

(also, sunglasses)
#8
Never talk to anyone.
████████████
████████████
████████████

RNLAF

I Like Planes
#9
Quote by Chylyn
Hey Pit...

I've been trying to be a bit more mysterious lately.

Any tips?


Umm, don't answer questions directly - give a vague answer or turn it into a question about whoever asked the question... if that makes sense
#10
I get called mysterious all the time. Just do what I do, kid.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#12
Buy 8036 red bull cans, a gimp suit, 23 muffins and 729 cans of fly spray. Steal an old person. Then parade your town with all of the items so everyone can see what you have.
Then lock yourself away and never come out.
Everyone will be like
"That fucker sure is mysterious. Say Hubert, have you seen my grandma?"
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Always wear a tux. Say very little and occasionally turn up with a cut or bruise. People will think you're a spy or something.
#14
Quote by Kensai
I get called mysterious all the time. Just do what I do, kid.

It's the beard + glasses combo.

Never fails
#15
Wear a large pointy hat.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#17
Occasionally kill people, then make up cover stories for where they went.

Or you could go the complete opposite direction and go completely insane, i find that gives a little more freedom than trying to be mysterious.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#18
Quote by Chylyn
Hey Pit...

I've been trying to be a bit more mysterious lately.

Any tips?


If you think girls will want to fuck you because you're mysterious, forget it.
#19
Wear sunglasses ALL OF THE TIME!
Fender Jaguar 1994
Gibson Thunderbird

Fender Hot Rod Devile 4x12

Zvex Fuzz Factory
EHX Big Muff
Zvex Box of Rock
Joyo Tremolo
Digitech Whammy
EHX Cathedral
Boss DD3
Boss TU3
#20
Wear some kind of black, hooded cloak, preferably one pilfered from Peter Jackson. Make strange hand gestures at random times, and say wierd things like "This is indeed a cheesecake of dark portents, the Old Hag will soon rise to claim it, and then, if the stars are aligned, fate shall indeed be quite badger-like."
That, good sir, is some mysterious shit.
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#24
leather jacket. knee high boots. hat. sunglasses. smokes. and a zippo lighter.
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#26
1. Put a turban on and grow a beard.
2. Go to an airport.
3. Sit in the departure lounge while reading this.
St. Mirren F.C
Champions of Renfrewshire Since 2006
SPL Survivors Since 2006
#27
Dont talk to anyone for 6 months, then go into a college with enough guns to shoot down malmsteems ego and shoot everyone and blow your head off with the last bullet.

Very mysterious if you ask me
Quote by TheQuailman
I wish my amp sucked on my knob.


if you were to smash a child around the head with a full bottle of no more tears shampoo...would it be ironic if they cried
#28
Quote by rocknroll93
leather jacket. knee high boots. hat. sunglasses. smokes. and a zippo lighter.

This isn't the gay thread

That's not mysterious at all, TS wants to become mysterious not attractive to my stereotypes of homosexuals.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
It's the beard + glasses combo.

Never fails

I'd like to think it's my mysterious personality. And beard >.>
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#30
Don't laugh or smile... ever...
Quote by rg_metal
I love to utilize furniture to achieve the desired penetration.

UGH!
taste
kaygade
#31
Leave parties without saying goodbye to anyone.
Only ever eat things in even numbers. Never explain this.
Listen to nothing but jazz, but never talk about it, to anyone. Feel free to tell people if they ask, but never go further than name dropping. Going into actual detail makes the person feel like they have a connection with you.
Wear odd socks, but with long pants.
Write music from your basement and rely on no one you know ever hearing it.
#32
Speak as little as possible and if you must then take long pauses mid sentence and look wistfully of into the distance. And avoid well lit rooms.
Quote by Nosferatu Man

T-shirts are a sign of degeneration and decline.
#34

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#35
Go to the opera house with your parents and then get them murdered when you need to go out because you got scared. When you grow older, go around the world undergoing major physical and mental training. Come back to your home city and become a masked vigilante/detective.

Seriously, you'll be neck deep in pussy.
#36
walk off without telling anyone where your going

never look anyone in the eye - not in the nervous shy way, but just look past them like your thinking something

stare into the distance meaningfully

be extremely secretive

also have a mysteriously shrouded criminal past
Last edited by CreepingDeath13 at Sep 1, 2010,
#37
Use acronyms you've made up and don't tell anybody what they mean. Chicks love it.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#38
Quote by CoreysMonster
if you have to try to be mysterious, you are everything but it.

This.
Just be yourself.
Page 1 of 3