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#1
I need help, every thing i have going good for me in my life, i mess it up by lying. I lie to make myself seem better, i lie to make me feel good about myself, i lie to girls, friends, everyone. I can't stop. I feel like that Rollins Band song. Does anybody else have this problem!?
#2
How do we know that you aren't lying to us about your chronic lying right now, Huh?
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#4
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I need help, every thing i have going good for me in my life, i mess it up by lying. I lie to make myself seem better, i lie to make me feel good about myself, i lie to girls, friends, everyone. I can't stop.


I don't believe you.
#7
my job is to lie to people. outside of work, I don't really talk much, and circumstances that necessitate lying don't arise. I don't mind lying at all, I just never really do it (except for when I'm paid to).

just don't make your lies overly complicated. you'll eventually get caught up in them.
#12
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does no one else have this problem? Seriously.

I don't believe you have a problem, why should I if you are a liar?
#13
Quote by dig up my date
does no one else have this problem? Seriously.

I used to lie a lot, and then I actually did high five Jesus and nail a supermodel.
I never mentioned it again.

I may be a liar, but I'm no show off.
#14
I don't do it all the time, just sometimes i can't help it. I also lie to avoid hurting peoples feelings, i don't know if that's the only time it's acceptable to lie or not?
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Quote by dig up my date
I don't do it all the time, just sometimes i can't help it. I also lie to avoid hurting peoples feelings, i don't know if that's the only time it's acceptable to lie or not?

Pffft lying to hurt people's feelings isn't chronic lying, it's called chronic politeness.

But there's a difference between lying about things that aren't true and things that are.

For example:
"I shot JFK" - fine
"Hey buddy! No I didn't sleep with your girlfriend after you left that party last night" - not good
#19
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My answer is your just a douche bag.


Yeah i've also came to this conclusion as well.
#21
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I don't think that you don't think that he loves pizza so much...
#22
Reality is often pretty rubbish. Some people just deal with it, some people try and construct a better reality for themselves... by constantly lying.
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#23
so is TS telling the truth or not!?
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#26
Just stop. When people start to realise you're lying, you will be hated.
Wait.



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#27
I used to have friends like this. 2 of them...no matter what the subject matter was, they knew something about it. I would catch them in so much of their BS.
Long story short....I have no more friends like that.
I generally don't lie unless its going to get me out of trouble. I think most people instinctually will lie to get out of things. I have to agree with everyone else though...maybe your just boring man. Just quit trying to be something your not.
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#29
I've been trying to stop, but last night i lied again to this girl that i really like a lot, to leave with my buddy and go hang out with another girl i deeply regret doing that now..
#30
Quote by dig up my date
I've been trying to stop, but last night i lied again to this girl that i really like a lot, to leave with my buddy and go hang out with another girl i deeply regret doing that now..

That doesn't sound chronic lying, that just sounds like being stupid.
#31
I know some chronic liars, they're not hard to pick out. People probably secretely think you're a giant douchebag TS

If your "friends" haven't found out yet, then they will eventually. When they do you'll lose them

Take your pick, it's not that hard to not lie. I like a boring, nice person a hell of a lot more than any sort of liar
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#32
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How do we know that you aren't lying to us about your chronic lying right now, Huh?


Took the words from my mouth.
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#34
dude, i grew up with a kid just like you. People would have liked him and he would of had alot of friends if he didn't try to one up everyone with his bullshit stories. Solution: quick faucking lying, it's not like this is some sub-concious act. You know everytime you lie so just catch yourself everytime. btw people can tell when you lie, you may not think so but it's true. all you have to do is be an honest person, life will be alot better and much more real with out tons of bullshit.
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#36
You have to fake it to make it my friend.

Alternatively you can just actually do some cool stuff so you tell people about that rather than lie about doing it.
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#37
I used to lie all the time, not massively bullshitting (like one of my friends, so much so that none of his stories are believable) but just small lies all the time that I found easy to maintain. Because I was never caught out I never saw a reason to stop.
One day I got sick of lying, too much effort and switched to just being honest as much as I could. To my friends I am brutally honest, which although not everyone likes it initially, at least they know I'm not hiding anything from them. Things turned for the better.
And if I don't want to disclose something I won't lie, I just don't tell the full truth.

If lying is fucking up your life then just stop lying. That doesn't mean you have to be completely honest all the time, just don't lie.
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#38
A lie I told when i was much younger has actually became truth. I have a friend who swears
he remembers being there that time i threw a bottle top and it balanced back on the top of the bottle. I keep telling him i made that shit up and he still says he remembers it happening. Weird.

But yeah, ts. Stop lying.

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#39
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How do we know that you aren't lying to us about your chronic lying right now, Huh?

I came in this thread to say that.
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