I'm wiring two humbuckers up to be a two volumes (one for each) and NO SWITCH!
Yes, I'm clearly retarded, sure.

But, I'm following this; http://www.seymourduncan.com/support/wiring-diagrams/schematics.php?schematic=1hum_1vol_1tone

just minus the tone. So to link the two pups, do I wire the volume pots together, or solder their outputs together at the jack?
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.