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#1
We all have awkward friends and they say some funny stuff. share your stories here!
My friend was trying to hit on this girl on myspace and he was doing this by giving her guitar hero "tips"

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#3
There is no possible to way to describe him.



He's actually pretty popular though.
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#6
He told me he thought some girl was really cute then called her a racist slur , not condoning it but it was just dumb so i loled.

EDIT: she wasn't offended by it, she just thinks he's an idiot
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#7
I'm the awkward friend ((

Edit: hahahah first
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#8
TS you misspelled ackward in the thread title.
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#10
I'm the ackward friend
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#12
i used to have a friend who would always make up BS stories. his life was pretty boring though
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#15
I have this friend that is a great guy but he has slight problems about meeting new people. First off he starts by showing off his muscles and then he wants people to touch his chest. Then he drags them to his place and shows off this huge machete he bought from some place, makes a full pan of coffee thats so strong that you pretty much cant drink it, puts on one of his step dads p0nr movies and starts talking about anal sex with men. Scares the shht out of me everytime
#16
we were in a club on holiday, and a guy was trying to impress a girl by telling him he was another one of our mates, and the girl he told, knew who he was pretending to be.

so we all killed him for it.
Fuck it.
#17
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#18
He called getting a date to the prom "acquiring the fuel cells."
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#19
i tried to set up my awkward friend with a girl....she eventually complained to me that he didnt text her much. when i asked him what the deal was. He said "She's distracting me from Red Dead Redemption". I just shook my head and laughed. His one chance to get a girl and he completely ****s it up
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He called getting a date to the prom "acquiring the fuel cells."



I don't really have that ackward friends. Only the one who, whenever he's drunk, goes spying on girls from his class around, hoping to get some. He also snuggles up with random girls, comforting them on their drunk babbling and shit like that. Surprisingly, it works rather well.

When he's sober, he's a bit paranoid, but that's it actually.
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#21
My friend and his girlfriend were kissing for a while and then she started feeling his cock (over the pants). A few more strokes outside the pants and boom, he blows his load all over his trousers.... awkward times for him indeed
#23
My ackward friend beats all of yours'. Not only is he super ackward, and says some of the weirdest stuff for no apparent reason, but he also has a giant, curly, bright red afro. Beat that.
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#24
I didn't used to be the ackard friend, but now I am. FUUUUU-
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#25
I guess I am the awkward friend, but I'm kinda the "leader" in the friend group, really
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#26
He raped me.
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#27
I have one who talks about bodily functions all the time.

I am ashamed to be near him and a girl at the same time.
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#28
My favourite pass-time is to go up to girls and ask "Have you had your tits weighed?" They'll probably say no (if they say yes, abort), then I grab them, jiggle them around, and go "WHEEEYYYYYY!!".

It's awkward for everyone else.
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#29
I have an awkward (ackward) friend. He is the only one in my group of friends that tries really to hit on girls. Although he always comes off as extremely creepy. I know this, because all of my friends that are girls who he has talked to for a couple minutes refer to him as my creepy friend.
#30
my awkward friend goes around telling people he can see their auras and know what they are thinking, and he tells people that he was a mongolian war leader in a past life. Back in highschool he used to fight the railing along the stairs infront of the smoking section.
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I have an awkward (ackward) friend. He is the only one in my group of friends that tries really to hit on girls. Although he always comes off as extremely creepy. I know this, because all of my friends that are girls who he has talked to for a couple minutes refer to him as my creepy friend.


Sigh I have noticed this to be a trend in every group of friends I have in various towns.............hell it does provide ze lulz tho
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#32
im the ackward friend
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#33
he has diabetes
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#34
I'm that "awkward friend". Some days ago I was hitting on some girl on MSN. I ended up telling her about a stretch mark of mine
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#35
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My ackward friend beats all of yours'. Not only is he super ackward, and says some of the weirdest stuff for no apparent reason, but he also has a giant, curly, bright red afro. Beat that.



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#36
I have a friend who has a white fro, and he grows it out all year and then cuts it when summer starts. Last year he got a girlfriend and for some reason he thought it would be romantic if he got her a build-a-bear and stuffed it with his hair after he cut it off. Fortunately we managed to convince him that that was actually not romantic and a little creepy.

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Niggah, wtf is awkward? It's ACKWARD FFS.

I think I am the ackward friend...

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TS you misspelled ackward in the thread title.
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I'm the ackward friend

This is pretty disappointing.
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This is pretty disappointing.

What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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#40
I have one friend he walks around with his chest puffed out and his arms out as if there to big to have near his body. And he talks about how hot is ugly girlfriend is. He's a cool enough guy to hang out with and a crazy guitar player but just awkward.
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