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#1
Bang my wife to?

I need a soundtrack for Friday night bitchezzzzz hahah.

Thanks in advance for your glorious song suggestions.
#3
Bicycle Race by Queen. Except replace every appearance of the word "bicycle" with "wifecycle"
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#5
The Shocker - Steel Panther. Well, anything by Steel Panther :P
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#6
Oh yes "wifecycle race" and "the entertainer" are definitely gonna be on my playlist for friday night. Im making a mixtape for my wifey entitled Boner Jamz 2010 need more help plz

EDIT: If ANYONE suggest I cum blood, I will come to your house and a**rape you so hard that my d*ck will come out through you mouth and I will simultaneously be a**raping and receiving a BJ from you, k?
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#8
Rape Me - Nirvana
TALK TO GOD HERE --->

ME:
So you're gonna end the world soon?
GOD:
Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.
ME:
Well don't.
GOD:
Well that's okay. OK I will not.


Earth's fate saved in sig = EPIC WIN!!!
#11
Quote by patsfannumero1
Oh yes "wifecycle race" and "the entertainer" are definitely gonna be on my playlist for friday night. Im making a mixtape for my wifey entitled Boner Jamz 2010 need more help plz

EDIT: If ANYONE suggest I cum blood, I will come to your house and a**rape you so hard that my d*ck will come out through you mouth and I will simultaneously be a**raping and receiving a BJ from you, k?


I think a good song would be maybe...

I cum blood.
#12
Inb4 Cum Blood

Edit: ^FFFFUUUUU


Never really have music on when banging though so I have no suggestions
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#14
them crooked vultures have worked out well in the past...
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#18
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them crooked vultures have worked out well in the past...


I can +1 on this. In the past TCV have indeed worked well for me when I was banging patsfannumero1's wife.

EDIT: I kid, I kid...please don't rape me...maybe some Lionel Ritchie? The Commodores?
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#19
Thunderhorse the shit outta her.

RIDEEE

RIDEEE

REVENGE


Sounds like what sex should be to me
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#22
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You only get sex on Friday?

.....and tuesdays *sighs*...... they're sacred days to me.
#23
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Oh yes "wifecycle race" and "the entertainer" are definitely gonna be on my playlist for friday night. Im making a mixtape for my wifey entitled Boner Jamz 2010 need more help plz

EDIT: If ANYONE suggest I cum blood, I will come to your house and a**rape you so hard that my d*ck will come out through you mouth and I will simultaneously be a**raping and receiving a BJ from you, k?
There's no way you're 49.
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#28
f+ck her gently by tenacious D
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#31
Mogwai:
New Paths to Helicon Pt. 1
Mogwai Fear Satan.
7.25
Kids Will be Skeletons
The Sun Smells Too Loud

All these songs equal epic sex.
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#36
gimme shelter - rolling stones would be a great pick

Love gun - Kiss You pull the triggerr on myyyyyy Love Guuuun
#39
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.....and tuesdays *sighs*...... they're sacred days to me.


I'm so sorry man.
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