#1
So what are some weird, scary or funny phone calls you guys have had?

When i was about 9, i got a call on the home phone, and it was this very angry man saying that some stuff was delivered to his house but it was the wrong thing, i started saying he had the wrong number but he just started shouting more, then my dad grabbed the phone off of me, listened for a few seconds, then screamed "OH FUCK OFF" down the phone and hung up.

This other time, i was a little older, i got a phone call from some girl, she said that i had met her in a club a few nights before, then asked to meet up, then started saying all these weird fetishes, i got a bit freaked out, then realized it was a prank call, and said goodbye. The thing was, i had gone out to a club a few nights before that and did try and get a girls number, but got really drunk and forgot how it went.
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#2
Most of mine involve either me telling the Census guys that they're not allowed, under the US Constitution, to ask me shit, especially since I already sent them the damn census form. Or me telling telemarketers to go away.
#3
A few months back I got a Voicemail messafe and some bloke (sounded of the age of about 60) "Hi, *Insert Name* (It wasn't my name), someone has broken in and your sister has been hurt" In a frightened voice.

Anywhoo I didn't ring back as it he obviusly has the wrong number. Then a few days later, I got another voicemail and it was the same bloke, just saying that the sister was in hopsital and was doing good.

Pretty weird shit.
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#4
I get calls from the IRS and FBI looking for a guy under the alias of Russian Smith who has, apparently, been using a disposable phone with a number similar to mine. I've told them on numerous occasions that I AM NOT RUSSIAN SMITH, AND THAT IT IS A SHITTY ALIAS, but they keep calling me.
#5
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Not a phone call, but yesterday I got a text from Vodaphone saying 'you can rely on our service when' then it cuts off. I that that was pretty ironic.


Vodaphone are rubbish.
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#6
For a few weeks I got a few calls from this guy named Kevin who was working with a car issurance place (I don't have my licence, let alone a car) saying my payments were late. They kept getting more and more urgent, last one was "This is your final chance blah blah blah"

Some dude lost his car.
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#7
not once.

but i did make a crap load of prank phone calls using a pitch shifter to get a Jigsaw voice when i was younger
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#8
When I was about 9 or 10 this guy called my house looking for someone named Jenny. When I told him he had the wrong number, he told me not to hang up because he wanted to talk, but he said it kind of like he was flirting. ****ing pedo.
#9
One of my friends (girl) called from a blocked number, using a different voice than usual (so I didn't recognize her), told me some stupid stuff, gave me a number (which happened to be the girl I liked at the time), so all I did, before I even heard the voice of them was call the number and say "screw you", got a voicemail of her crying about it. Fun times... That was a few years ago by the way.