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#2
No, I'd be stabbed in the courtyard for minding my own business.
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#4
Dropping the soap doesn't mean death, it means Diago Sanchez is going to stick his churro in your...anus. I don't know, It's weird in there.


I would survive.
#6
I can't grow a beard and I'm 21 years old. I'd probably turn into someone's bitch pretty soon.
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#7
Probably not.

I look really young and harmless, and I'm fight-bait on the outside. Plus, I don't take anyone talking shit to me, and I'd fight to the death before I get raped.
#8
No, I'm way to much of an asshole for my small size. I'd be shanked in the first day.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

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#9
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I'd fight to the death before I get raped.
No you wouldn't.

I've seen people try.
#10
Most prisons in America have large libraries.

I'd be pretty entertained.
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#11
no i wouldnt. i'd rather have a sentence of death
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#12
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No you wouldn't.

I've seen people try.

Well, to the death, or until I couldn't anymore. I'd do my best, that's all I can do, obviously.

edit: I'd like to tell you that UraniYum fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.

But prison ain't no fairytale...
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#13
the question isn't: would YOU survive...

it's: would YOUR ASSHOLE?
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#14
yes cause I'm the squirrel master
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#15
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No for me. I always drop my soap. What about you?



You get raped regardless of whether or not you drop the soap.
#17
Soap on a rope. The way forward.
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#18
Quote by UraniYum
No you wouldn't.

I've seen people try.


So, what did you do to prevent yourself from getting raped? raped other people?
#19
I keep to myself mostly, and don't offend people much. I doubt that would do any good against hardened criminals, though.
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#20
Quote by Sixty9
So, what did you do to prevent yourself from getting raped? raped other people?


Force yourself to get explosive diarrhea..it's the only way.
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#22
Why not tell everyone in prison you have AIDS? That way you'd only get raped by the prisoners serving for life... That would filter quite a few shower surprises.
#23
i'd be the guy who they wouldn't kill because i get cigarettes
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#24
Huh...I have no idea

I'm a very intimidating size (about 6'7", 275lbs) and I am extremely strong....but I'm not really much of a fighter...I mean I have one-punched a guy...but that's only because he was picking on my little brother.

I suppose if someone were trying to rape me, yeah I'd defiantly fight back, he'd better have an army with him though, when I get mad, I don't stop.
#25
If they tried to rape me, I would shake my ass so hard they can't enter....
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#26
I would just grab the pocket of some "higher-up" inmate. That way I only get raped by him!
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#27
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So, what did you do to prevent yourself from getting raped? raped other people?


I've heard you can get a tattoo that makes your rectum less attractive.
#28
Maybe maybe not
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by people who have kept on


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#30
Quote by Sixty9
So, what did you do to prevent yourself from getting raped? raped other people?

For the sake of his pride, we'll just go with that.
#31
I would deffiantely survive... I am very persuasive so I would just convince them to take a BJ from me instead of my ass virginity. Then, as gay as it sounds, I would bite their dick off. Still gay, but better than taking it in the ass, plus he can't come back for more later, and he can't beat my ass because he doesn't have a dick.
#32
I would. I would crouch down to pick up the soap rather than bend over.
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#33
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I would deffiantely survive... I am very persuasive so I would just convince them to take a BJ from me instead of my ass virginity. Then, as gay as it sounds, I would bite their dick off. Still gay, but better than taking it in the ass, plus he can't come back for more later, and he can't beat my ass because he doesn't have a dick.


Quite possibly the gayest logic I've ever heard, but you have a point.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#34
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Why not tell everyone in prison you have AIDS? That way you'd only get raped by the prisoners serving for life... That would filter quite a few shower surprises.


Or by prisoners who already have AIDS....Then you not only get brutally raped but end up on the complimentary prison weight loss plan.

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#35
I'd probably try to keep to myself and work out til I was insanely ripped.

Then I'd make sure to grow an insane beard and get some aggressive prison tattoos, just to make me intimidating.
#36
I'm a "pretty", skinny white guy so no I would not survive.

But I'd slit my own throat before subjecting myself to getting anally raped.
#37
I wouldddn't im such a dick to peopleeeee, damn sorryy im so drunk right now xD, I don't usually postbutt lol :d
#39
No, I'm a skinny white boy that has been sheltered most of my life.

I seriously drop the soap every time a take a shower. EVERY TIME. You know what I think? "Man, glad I'm not in prison"

That goes through my head once a day.
#40
ITT: Idiots who think television shows are an accurate portrayal of RL prison.
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