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Searchbar'd and found nothing.
I'll show some examples:

"Ask Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ im about the passion" – Andre 3000

"Sometimes i look at life from a different angle,dunno if i'm God's child or am Satan's angel" -50 Cent

"Man they goin have to put my picture in the dictionary,Right next to real then put your picture right next to fictionary" -J. Cole

I'll go first, this is one I made up:
"All about that paper, you can call me dunder mifflin"

Yea that kinda sucked, but your turn!
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"Yo gangsta', I kill'd ya' mom -- and dad"

(I'm not really that ignorant; just not creative wordwise.)
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Yo nigga the economy's down and that makes me sad, I guess that's why they call it depression.
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
Niggaz run in fear when they hear i'm near
They know I'll snatch a ho up like a fratboy with a beer
Cuz I make all the girls legs shake like scratching behind a dog's ear
All about wasting my time in the pit!
I'll be the first to admit
'cause my time is worthless and I don't care a bit
that the best way of spending your life isn' reading what you all have to say in the pit!

That was horrible.

but it was still better than any rap song released after 1995.
Bitches be loco.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

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im so sick ill have to make a straighline to dateline and have chris hanson lock me in a cell cause my flows as hot as hell..
let me put it in perspective
think about your fridge,
i'm sunny d, you're just purple shit
Quote by PluckU
OH **** YOU says the computer, YOU MAY ONLY HAVE 1, READ IT, ONE AUDIO TRACK >:O I then i got pissed off and through my tuner against a wall
This was written about a guy who calls himself "14 days" because his last name is Weeks.

As far as I know 14 days is 2 week...
I mean Weeks...
You got AIDS from tAkin it in the cheeks!

Im not that ignorant about gays either... so no flaming
(no pun intended)

My favorite rap line ever is from Eminem:
You wanna see a battle i gotta match fer ya...
You couldn't flip shit playin in toilets with a spatula
Uncle aciD


The deadbeatS

Do What Your Love Tells You
I keep it wicked and nasty, like somethin' from the gutter brotha'

Got bitches lickin' up my semen like some kittens on a cow udder
XBOX LIVE Gamertag: Jazz Funeral
Currently killing with The Nunts crew in Max Payne 3

Quote by Weaponized
My dick
taste just like ice cream
Yo dick
bottom out like Ice-T
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My whore said she got me a llama,
But she can't fool me, I know it was an alpaca (or however you spell it).

If you and me were together, I'd quit crime, quit drugs and get a real job. Maybe learn to sing and then support my family.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Walking down the street
Goin' to the deli
Gonna get some peanut butter
mix it with my jelly.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
I talked to Jared to lose some weight,
But all he ****ing said was “eat subway.”
I don’t roll corporate cuz I’m an independent,
Unlike lil’ wayne on ugly tats he’s dependent.

I roll over them beats like I’m on a steamroller,
Grinding up bud like this beat but my hits are fuller,
The steamroller hits too hard so I’ll pull out the bong,
The hits are stealthy like the ****in’ Vietcong.

I smoked so much weed that I can’t feel my head,
Now my eyes are like the budget cuz they’re in the red
Quote by HostileFTW
let me put it in perspective
think about your fridge,
i'm sunny d, you're just purple shit

no. no. that was terrible, wasnt even funny or anything. no.
GLEN JENSEN. That is all.....

Proud owner of an Ibanez Wh10V2
Quote by Frusciante2323
no. no. that was terrible, wasnt even funny or anything. no.

purple shiz > sunny d
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
right ill try a few:

shawty im like armstrong, i tell ya why im famous,
ill send my rocket straight up too uranus

nigga im so fresh just like im tropicana,
orange, grapefruit but your sister loves banana

ive got more girls then the yellow pages,
to find a number, it don't take me ages
ive got them all black, white or asian,
in my directory of the female persuasion

those will do for now.
Quote by Rockstar12345
One does not simply walk onto a Chav's lawn
bitches love my eyes cause they pretty and allurin'
which is funny cause I don't think I'm that headturnin'
who's to say I ain't cute, or just lucky
fuck if I know, just gimme sucky sucky

I came up with this to defeat a chick in a rap-off. It was awesome.

Straight outta Clifton, crazy mother fucker named Tony
I'm like a pinwheel go ahead and blow me
I can't tell time but I can drive a car
My dick stopped breathing do you know CPR?
I'm so hip your grandfather broke me
And I'm so dope, Bob Marley smoked me
When it comes to directions you're going south
Forget your mouthpiece, I'll put my piece in your mouth
If you think I'm tripping, it ain't even funny
I live by one rule only fuck bitches get money.
I don't think you guys understand the concept at all.
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how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
I like big butts and I will not lie
It sucks to stand in line
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
Quote by Cheesepuff
if you want my comeback, you can wipe it off your moms face

Nice, i just thought of a very orignal line...
If I wanted my own comeback I'd wipe it off your mothers face.

Genious, I know
Yo dawg i hurd you lyk hip hop punchlines, so i put a hip hop punchline in yo punchline
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
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