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So yeah, I've never been to a party before, so I've got a few questions. How should I enter the party, knock on the door or just go on it? How much should I drink? Enough to get drunk but that's it or should I just get completely wasted? Do me a favor and give me real answers though, cus I'm actually nervous about this.
#2
Don't get wasted your first time. You'll probably end up puking a lot and nobody will want to party with you again.
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#4
Dont drink too much, nobody likes a state.
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#5
Don't be nervous. You'll do fine.

Just drink slowly and you'll be alright, you'll feel and hopefully realize when you've had enough.

And more importantly, have fun!
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#6
i...i can't quite believe it. so far, all serious and helpful answers...
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#7
dont knock, just walk in. get drunk, not wasted.
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#8
Knock on the door. Be polite and shit. Don't really get drunk. If you can, I'd even say don't drink at all. But that's up to you...
#9
Drink copious amounts
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Ok srs answer.

Drink enough to get you tipsy i.e. 1 or 2 drinks if you're a lightweight. Don't go beyond that or it will be hard to stop. Socialising after that will be a breeze.
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#10
Parties suck, don't waste your time.
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#11
Drink enough to have fun, but not enough that you have to go back the next day and say "sorry about your rug....."
#13
pace your drinking, make sure you remember the night. Don't be afraid to make yourself throw up in the bathroom if you feel ill, it usually makes me feel a bit better.

But since t's your first party try to not get to that stage anyway. If your not used to drinking then it will hit you quickly, so eat before you go to soak it up a bit.

The main thing is of course, have a bloody good time! There's no need to be nervous
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If you can, I'd even say don't drink at all. But that's up to you...

What?? Get the **** out of here.

It's a party dude. Don't think about shit.

Drink as much as you feel like. When you don't feel like drinking anymore, stop. Alternatively, if you pass out, stop.
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#17
How come nobody hasn't asked him how old is him?
What kind of party are you going too?
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What kind of party are you going too?

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#20
Find your friends, or whoever you know at the party, get as drunk as they do they just wander around making new friends. Everyone is there to have a good time.
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#21
Ok, I'm gonna treat this like a serious question, even though I bet barely anyone else will.

Depending on how well you know the person holding the party, you should enter accordingly. If you go around to their house a lot, and are welcome just to go on in, do so. I'm guessing you're not, because you wouldn't have asked otherwise. I'd say knock on the door whatever way.

Make sure you bring some form of alcohol, if you can. A 6 pack of beer, or bottle of wine/spirits always sets the tone well, will probably get you invited to other parties and you know for certain that there will be at least something you like to drink at the party, once you're there.

Now the drinking will probably depend on the people in question. Are they heavy drinkers? Are they drinking a lot, or are they just hanging out, and having a beer or two.

That is a question that I doubt anyone on here will be able to answer. Depending on everyone else, is usually the best way, as you don't want to be the only sober one, looking after the drunk ones, or the one so drunk, everyone laughs at you, becase they were only slightly drunk.

Compromise, by drinking to your own limits, and when you feel that you're getting too drunk to function right, drink some water. Thats just a basic rule of party survival; don't get too pissed, as to make an ass of yourself, and to be in danger of hurting yourself by falling down/alcohol poisoning/starting a fight etc etc.

Best way to enjoy yourself is just to be yourself, and don't be nervous about it. If your nervous, it'll stop you having a great time and hey, isn't that what parties are about?

Go have fun mate, try not to worry, and have a great time
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Ok, I'm gonna treat this like a serious question, even though I bet barely anyone else will.

Depending on how well you know the person holding the party, you should enter accordingly. If you go around to their house a lot, and are welcome just to go on in, do so. I'm guessing you're not, because you wouldn't have asked otherwise. I'd say knock on the door whatever way.

Make sure you bring some form of alcohol, if you can. A 6 pack of beer, or bottle of wine/spirits always sets the tone well, will probably get you invited to other parties and you know for certain that there will be at least something you like to drink at the party, once you're there.

Now the drinking will probably depend on the people in question. Are they heavy drinkers? Are they drinking a lot, or are they just hanging out, and having a beer or two.

That is a question that I doubt anyone on here will be able to answer. Depending on everyone else, is usually the best way, as you don't want to be the only sober one, looking after the drunk ones, or the one so drunk, everyone laughs at you, becase they were only slightly drunk.

Compromise, by drinking to your own limits, and when you feel that you're getting too drunk to function right, drink some water. Thats just a basic rule of party survival; don't get too pissed, as to make an ass of yourself, and to be in danger of hurting yourself by falling down/alcohol poisoning/starting a fight etc etc.

Best way to enjoy yourself is just to be yourself, and don't be nervous about it. If your nervous, it'll stop you having a great time and hey, isn't that what parties are about?

Go have fun mate, try not to worry, and have a great time


Actually, everyone has given serious answers.

But everything else I agree with
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#23
storm into the house, grab a handle of vodka, go upstairs to an empty room, and drink.
#24
Here's a fun tip for you kids that are new to drinking: after a heavy night of alcoholism, sip on some Gatorade.

I have thrown many a raging party in my day, and the best advice you can get from this thread is to ignore the advice of people telling you not to drink. Presumably this ain't a tea party. Get drunk. That's what people are there for. Being drunk with people that are drunk is fantastic fun. Being sober around a bunch of drunk people -- particularly people you don't know very well -- sucks ass (all you "straightedge" kids: shut up, it's true). You don't want to be the sober kid in the corner checking his watch and looking at the fish.

I'm assuming you're early/mid teens and so will everyone else be. It's not like parties are some occult ritual, all you need to worry about is showing up with booze. The rest will take care of itself.
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#26
My advice (and I am being serious):

- Go late. Really. If the host made the start time to be, say, 8PM, show up at 10, or 9:30 at the earliest. My little "rule" is that I arrive an hour and half late at the earliest.

- Your entrance (knocking or just walking in) will depend on what's going on inside. If it sounds really loud then nobody will hear your knock. If people are chilling on the front porch, you could walk right in. If there's a screen door and you can see people standing just inside the door, you could walk right in. If you go late enough people will already be too drunk/tipsy to care that you just walked in. Personally I always just walk in.

- On drinking: being your first party, don't get hammered. You'll know when you should stop drinking, as this depends on what you're drinking.
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#27
My general rules:

1)Get as drunk as the people around you.
2) Either smoke weed or drink. You don't want to risk getting the spins
3) Drink a cup of water to a can of beer; it helps a lot with hangovers
4) If you feel like you're going to throw up, don't try to be the bad ass that holds it in. Relieve yourself in the bathroom for everyone's sake.
5) Have a good time! Everyone is going to be drunk and do stupid shit. This is the only time in your high school career you can be yourself and nobody will be judging.
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Knock on the door. Be polite and shit. Don't really get drunk. If you can, I'd even say don't drink at all. But that's up to you...

Fuck that!

Seriously man, drink you'll have a good time, but when you feel like you are really drunk (usually found when you're having a piss and realise it) then drink a pint of water then get back on it again!

Oh, and if you can hear loud music, then walk in, but I would probably knock, depending on situations. Or if peeps are out back, go round see them, walk in the party, find the guy/girl whose party it is and say hi to them, and crack on with the partying!
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#30
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My advice (and I am being serious):

- Go late. Really. If the host made the start time to be, say, 8PM, show up at 10, or 9:30 at the earliest. My little "rule" is that I arrive an hour and half late at the earliest.

- Your entrance (knocking or just walking in) will depend on what's going on inside. If it sounds really loud then nobody will hear your knock. If people are chilling on the front porch, you could walk right in. If there's a screen door and you can see people standing just inside the door, you could walk right in. If you go late enough people will already be too drunk/tipsy to care that you just walked in. Personally I always just walk in.

- On drinking: being your first party, don't get hammered. You'll know when you should stop drinking, as this depends on what you're drinking.

I'd say a bit earlier than that, you don't want to arrive sober once everyone else is shitfaced. If you're drunk when you arrive, then 2 hours late is fine, but if you're turning up sober half an hour to an hour is about right.
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#32
Just put all your effort into not accidentally killing someone, and you'll do fine.

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#33
Ice some bros.
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#35
At my first drinking party, both my date and I drank way too much way too fast. She got sick, which caused me to get sick (I believe I would have been alright if I wasn't prompted), and we spent the next three hours with our heads in buckets next to each other. Luckily we had awesome friends there who voluntarily cleaned us up.

So, my advice would be to try your best to gauge your limits, and it might help to have a spotter.
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#36
were you invited to this party?
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#38


This thread is hilarious.


We're talking about booze here, this isn't a ****ing peyote-spirit-quest.
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You should be fine then...if you are close friends or are with a larger group of people I would just say to walk in. As said before, drink about as much as the people around you, don't make a fool of yourself.
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My advice (and I am being serious):

- Go late. Really. If the host made the start time to be, say, 8PM, show up at 10, or 9:30 at the earliest. My little "rule" is that I arrive an hour and half late at the earliest.

- Your entrance (knocking or just walking in) will depend on what's going on inside. If it sounds really loud then nobody will hear your knock. If people are chilling on the front porch, you could walk right in. If there's a screen door and you can see people standing just inside the door, you could walk right in. If you go late enough people will already be too drunk/tipsy to care that you just walked in. Personally I always just walk in.

- On drinking: being your first party, don't get hammered. You'll know when you should stop drinking, as this depends on what you're drinking.


1 and a half hours is a little much. 20-40 minutes is enough. The party will be taking off at this time. Unless all your friends are douches like this guy...
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