Poll: What picture strikes fear into your heart most?
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View poll results: What picture strikes fear into your heart most?
Picture 1 (Holy Hand Burrito)
4 4%
Picture 2 (BurritoBox)
2 2%
Picture 3 (Burrito Severed Head)
5 5%
Picture 4 (Burrito and Muggsy)
59 65%
Picture 5 (Burrito Rock)
5 5%
Picture 6 (Burrito Dick)
16 18%
Voters: 91.
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#1
So, i got this burrito and I've been meaning to eat it, but its way more fun to take pictures of it and share it's majesty with the pit, evidently. Plus I'm very scared of the indigestion this thing could possibly give me.



And Saint Btona raised the Holy Grand Burrito up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy grand burrito, that with it thou mayst blow mine colon to tiny bits, in thy mercy."



The burrito has a horrible control scheme, evidentally.



the burrito turns you into stone if you look it in the eyes/nutrition facts



my dog is probably tripped out from the flash of the camera, but its probably the fact that the burrito next to him might eat him.



The burrito adds a fatter sound to my guitar, you see.



why yes ladies, this is my real penis
#3
That looks like a fine comfortable chair.
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#5
is your dog having a seizure or something?
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#6
Just remember, when you eat it, you'll eventually have to shit it out.
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#7
Quote by carlos_almighty
is your dog having a seizure or something?


no God just made him look really really funny.
#10
Qdoba has bigger, less boastful burritos.
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#12
Those ones from a gas station?
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#13
Youre dog is awesome and/or retarded.
+1 to comparison of burrito and real penis.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#14
You got that from QT!!!!!! shit gave me diarrhea for weeks.......
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Uhmmm... Well, apparently I was mentioned in a thread called "Japan and Lesbians."

Quote by Unknown_Biskit
Try typing "potatoes" with your dick then submit it.



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#15
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Those ones from a gas station?


yes actually

(please help me the burrito has my family tied up)
#16
Quote by btones
no God just made him look really really funny.



eh, that's what i do
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#18
Quote by btones
yes actually

(please help me the burrito has my family tied up)

They're delicious, and only like $1.50
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#21
^^If you think you were like that just now, wait til you digest that beast.
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#25
Your pug is amazing

and yeah, that burrito might give you a hard time in the can, if you got any anti-diarrheal pills around, I suggest taking them right after
#26
<- Since I started reading this thread.
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Headbang until your head becomes detached from the rest of your body, then throw it into the crowd while you play a killer guitar solo. Trust me, it would be totally br00tal.


Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#28
Quote by Mudmen190
It's probably not a good idea to eat anything with the word 'bomb' on it...

You're right. It's a great idea.
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#34
This thread is stupid and that burrito is not Godzilla.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#35
Quote by lordofthefood1
This thread is stupid and that burrito is not Godzilla.


oh right, cause you're the lordofthefood or whatever
#36
They should make ads for this burrito with godzilla trying to eat all of it, only to unleash terrible shart

seems like such an impulse buy though, "the bomb" gas station burrito!
#38
It's not even that big, I've made bigger burritos at work.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#39
Quote by piratemetalhead
They should make ads for this burrito with godzilla trying to eat all of it, only to unleash terrible shart

seems like such an impulse buy though, "the bomb" gas station burrito!


of course it was.

Quote by lordofthefood1
It's not even that big, I've made bigger burritos at work.


dude i know its a joke.



get over yourself plz
Last edited by btones at Sep 5, 2010,
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