#1
I mean, seriously.

They gab on and on and on.

They can't even tell when you're not interested in the shoes they wanna buy, or how their cell phone colour matches their scarf.

I always, and I do mean ALWAYS, have to go into autopilot to stand any of that suffering.

So, what does the pit do to tolerate the verbal avalanche of the female sex?

In b4 kitchen and sammich jokes.
#2
Gag, always carry one.
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#4
Just stay away from the kitchen then you can't hear them.
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#6
I just plain hate women

Why can't guys just hang out with guys and do whatever it is guys usually do with girls with other guys

#7
Go gay, TS.

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I just plain hate women

Why can't guys just hang out with guys and do whatever it is guys usually do with girls with other guys


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