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#1
What would you put in it? Gotta name it as well.

-1/2 pint Guarana Soda
-Single Tequila
-Top off with Limoncello

Brazilian Coma
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#2
1 oz brandy
1 oz peppermint schnapps
1 oz sloe gin
1 oz blackberry liqueur
1 oz strawberry juice
cough syrup

1. Pour all ingredients except the cough syrup in a highball glass.
2. Stir.
3. Add cough syrup.
4. Ignite and extinguish before drinking.

I call it a flaming Home-... Kjell.
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#3
- 1 "lots" of the cheapest and strongest vodka available.
- 1 "enough to change the colour" of whatever shop the ingredients are being purchased from's own brand cola.

I call it the "good night out".
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#4
Mix one part lemonade with one part iced tea and a double shot of vodka.

I call it the "Arnold Palmer with a double shot of vodka."
#5
Quote by asator
- 1 "lots" of the cheapest and strongest vodka available.
- 1 "enough to change the colour" of whatever shop the ingredients are being purchased from's own brand cola.

I call it the "good night out".

sounds about right

my usual is a 2 litre bottle of sprite, about a quarter filled with vodka, and then a bit of orange juice to improve taste.
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#6
Half-and-half Fruitopia and rootbeer, add rum to taste.

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#7
Take one Gin, vodka, rum, triple sec, tequilla and aftershock. Top it off with coke and shake it.

Haiti ice tea.
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#8
Jagermeister
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Rockstar/Monster/[insert preferred caffeine drink)

I tend to make it at parties when the right ingredients are present.
Goes by the name of Sex Bomb, as its pretty much the lovechild of sex on the beach and jagerbombs
#9
-Double Havanna Club Rum
-Single Magnifica Cachaca
-Dash Sugar Syrup
-Top off with Cream Soda

Death by Glucose
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#10
-2 oz Rye Whiskey
-1 cube of sugar
-2 shots of angostura bitter
-a little bit of water
-2 slices of grapefruit
-1 marasquino cherry

In a Old Fashioned glass:
1- Mix the water and the sugar until the sugar dissolves
2- Add the bitter
3- Add the slice of watermelon and muddle
4- Pour the whiskey
5- Garnish with the cherry and mint sprigs.

Drink with a good Cohiba Robusto cigar.

It's a Remixed Sour Old Fashioned
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#12
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sounds about right

my usual is a 2 litre bottle of sprite, about a quarter filled with vodka, and then a bit of orange juice to improve taste.

A classic.

I also enjoy the timeless White Lightning, neat, from the bottle.
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#14
Vodka
Dirty rag
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#15
Take half a bottle of beer
Add another half
Add a little ice and a slice of lime
repeat many times

I'm not even gonna bother naming it
#16
Two parts jagermeister
One part water
One part of a dilute juice, preferably Vimto.

I call it feeling like too much of a pussy to drink the jager straight, so I have to ruin such a beautiful drink.
#18
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#19
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A classic.

I also enjoy the timeless White Lightning, neat, from the bottle.

I'm not going near that shit ever again.
#20
^ Last time I drunk it I passed out in a hedge.
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#22
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Napalm works the best...and it's easy to make
but he said cocktails


That's true
Though, a petrol bomb is sort of a cocktail, in the loosest sense of the word mind you.
#23
Vodka, enough to be noticable but not overpowering
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#25
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^ Last time I drunk it I passed out in a hedge.

It doesn't even taste nice, it's just shitty cheap putrid barely even cider like shit. Was drinking round someones house, went to mine with a couple of mates and then drunk a 2 litre bottle of horrible stuff. I fell over, hit my head on my front door and knocked myself out for several minutes.
#26
Quote by hobson111
It doesn't even taste nice, it's just shitty cheap putrid barely even cider like shit. Was drinking round someones house, went to mine with a couple of mates and then drunk a 2 litre bottle of horrible stuff. I fell over, hit my head on my front door and knocked myself out for several minutes.

I've actually never tried it. But I want to. Just can't face the look of whoever serves me/whoever I make go get it when it's getting bought
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#27
1/2 coca cola
1/2 sprite

I call it the non-alcoholic transexual
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#28
- 1 part Grey Goose
- 2 parts Pom cherry flavoured pomegranate juice

I call it either the PomBomb or the Cherry Bomb. I actually haven't gotten around to trying it yet let alone deciding on a name :/
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#29
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1/2 coca cola
1/2 sprite

I call it the non-alcoholic transexual

that always tasted like rootbeer to me.
#30
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Mix one part lemonade with one part iced tea and a double shot of vodka.

I call it the "Arnold Palmer with a double shot of vodka."

Pretty much this.
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#31
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that always tasted like rootbeer to me.

try coca cola mixed with diet coke
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#33
2 parts beer, 5 parts beer

i dont mix cocktails, i just drink stuf raw... i dunno why. i dont like to drag out my drinks, cause i dont really like the taste of liqor. Beer i like tho.
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#34
take a tall glass ass 2 oz jack daniels 2 oz seagrams dry lemon gin fill the rest with sugar free monster. i call it the heart attack and i assure the name is well deserved
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#35
Breast milk
Vodka
Lime twist

I call it the Russian mother with a twist.
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#36
Enough whiskey to make you sound like you're seconds away from dying
Ice

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#38
Two shots of jack in a pint glass
Ice a about 1/5 of the way up
fill rest with coke

do a line of coke.

i call it the jack and coke with a line of coke
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