Yeah. So i was sitting here thinking about dancing, and then i wondered

"Well, how the shit does UG throw down in the house of dance?!?"

Me, I hit them niggah's with a crip walk.

Also, what you throw that down to foo'?!?

Me? Well, Dance Commander by Electric Six of course.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
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I take off my pants, get naked, spin around real fast till I take off. I call it the penis copter.
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I do the Wolverine.

By which I mean I put knives between my fingers and spin my arms around as wildly as possible.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

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The lawnmower.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.

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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Shoulder slide thing (Will Smith dance in Hitch)
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You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.

Sums up whisky perfectly
caramelldansen and the saftey dance....

its more strange that he is doing it to melodic death metal...
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
Depends. If it's with other people I do the make minor movements to the music and look like I know what I'm doing.

If I'm by myself I've got a few terrifyingly white dance moves that I'll do.
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Depends. If it's with other people I do the make minor movements to the music and look like I know what I'm doing.

If I'm by myself I've got a few terrifyingly white dance moves that I'll do.

Absolutely, only, and always dat funky dance.

I dance like a girl on coke


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

the running man

Dance off
Down they come
The swarm of locusts
Skies above
Converge to choke us
Feast of souls
Consume the harvest
Young and old
Suffer unto the locust
The Foot tap :P
A Titan, A Deity

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I skank. No matter what it is that I'm listening to. Kinda gets weird sometimes.
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Tweet at me bro
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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I just groove. I'm a terrible dancer but I don't really give a shit - I go for it!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

the pistols, to any drum and bass
the air ass slap, to club hip-hop
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Direction Humping.
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
Look at my "Location" box then you'll know.
Also, I do the Bobby Fischer at parties sometimes. You pretty much pretend to play chess. Put your left hand on your chin, sway back and forth to the rythym, and act like your moving and knocking off chess pieces.
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The Colbert Shuffle. It gets the ladies every time.



YES !!!!!!!!!!!!