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Ok do any of you pit monkeys have any good stories about messing with churches?
I went into a mormon church, walked up to the front, and said: ****ing dinosaurs, right into the microphone and left. People were staring at me.

But what have you guys done...?
#4
I wish I was as cool as you.

Here's my attempt to be as cool as TS:
I burned down the church, stole all the nuns' virginity, and shat on the priest's head.
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#5
I used to go around burning churches n' stuff until on day, my bandmate came over and I was forced to stab him to death. I just recently got out of prison, feels good man.
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#6
I don't mess with religion. I'm an atheist and I feel we have kind of a bad rep because of all those self-righteous atheist douches who go around trying to convert everyone, and they end up no better than Christians or Muslims who do the same.
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#7
i was never really religious, i hated having to go to church as a young child. now when my mom forces me to go i just poke all the holes thru their belief making their so called truth nothing more than swiss cheese.

feels good man.
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#8
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Ok do any of you pit monkeys have any good stories about messing with churches?
I went into a mormon church, walked up to the front, and said: ****ing dinosaurs, right into the microphone and left. People were staring at me.

But what have you guys done...?

You said all that into the microphone?
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I don't mess with religion. I'm an atheist and I feel we have kind of a bad rep because of all those self-righteous atheist douches who go around trying to convert everyone, and they end up no better than Christians or Muslims who do the same.

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I don't mess with religion. I'm an atheist and I feel we have kind of a bad rep because of all those self-righteous atheist douches who go around trying to convert everyone, and they end up no better than Christians or Muslims who do the same.




I'm not a religious person at all, but I'll tell you now this man is right; if you want to make a point of things, being an asshat about it isn't going to help you in the slightest.
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#13
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no... sorry for the misunderstanding... I said "****ing dinosaurs," into the microphone.

why?
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#15
I clocked a catholic priest.
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#16
Why do you hate dinosaurs? Should Don and I be offended?
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#17
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i was never really religious, i hated having to go to church as a young child. now when my mom forces me to go i just poke all the holes thru their belief making their so called truth nothing more than swiss cheese.

feels good man.

Wait, I don't get it. Are you saying that swiss cheese is... a lie?

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why?

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#20
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Because it's Fundiddily unny, Mr. Flanders.

I am missing the humor here. I don't mean to be a negative nancy.
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#23
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I used to go around burning churches n' stuff until on day, my bandmate came over and I was forced to stab him to death. I just recently got out of prison, feels good man.

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#24
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Why do you hate dinosaurs? Should Don and I be offended?

I'm not offended. I'm more Pleistocene than Cretaceous.
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#26
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Wait, I don't get it. Are you saying that swiss cheese is... a lie?


+1

I meant that it's left with many holes.

I'm not a douche , I'll gladly leave the topic of religion alone.
But my mother forces me to go.
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#27
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I meant that it's left with many holes.

I'm not a douche , I'll gladly leave the topic of religion alone.
But my mother forces me to go.

I know what it means. I just think that's the stupidest analogy ever made. You can get swiss cheese without holes in it.
#28
I raped a priest in Chino once.

Just to watch him cry.

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#30
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I know what it means. I just think that's the stupidest analogy ever made. You can get swiss cheese without holes in it.

Meh,theres not much to use for an analogy about many holes.
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#31
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I'm not offended. I'm more Pleistocene than Cretaceous.

Psh, the cretaceous is where all the cool animals lived. Like badass dinosaurs.
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#32
Damn, I don't think my story can beat yours, TS.

I'll try though. Once in Bible class, I asked "You know how Mary is the mother of God?"
And the teacher was like, "Yes."
So I asked, "But God is the father of Jesus?"
And the teacher said "Yes sir." so I said, "If Jesus and God are the same guy, isn't that incest?"
Then the class was like But I was in 6th grade, and the joke was unnintetional, but the teacher did not appreciate it.

Kids say the darnedest things.
#33
makes me think of this video where these two Jehovah's Witnesses come to these two black metal guys front door, and they scare them off.
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#36
One time I didn't genuflect while passing the Tabernacle while not in procession.
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One time I didn't genuflect while passing the Tabernacle while not in procession.


No wonder.

That sounds incredibly painful.

I wouldn't want to genuflect anyones tabernacle.

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#38
I told Jesus I don't believe in Christianity, he told me "Me neither, that's why I'm a Jew."

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I'm agnostic because nonreligion and religion are both equally retarded. I know agnosticism is almost both, but deal with it. *possible flame shield*
#40
i used to have baptists and mormons knock on my apt door every sunday. at first it was "no thanks i don't go to church" then it became "im a buddhist"... they stopped coming after i advised them "i worship satan faithfully"
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