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So I'm making a CD for a friend as a joke and I'm trying to put raunchy/funny songs on it

so far:
Rocket Queen - GNR (the bridge is Axl and some stripper gettin it on in the studio)
C**k Pushups - Tenacious D
Double Team - Tenacious D
Talk Dirty to Me - Poison (gay)
Hard F-ing - Tenacious D
F- Her Gently - Tenacious D
Kielbasa - Tenacious D
ADIDAS - KoRn
Brickhouse 2003 - Rob Zombie w/Lionel Richie
Make Her Say - Kid Cudi + others
P---y Liquor - Rob Zombie
Animal (F--k Like A Beast) - W.A.S.P
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

need some others cause C-pushups and hard f-ing are only 48sec/36 sec

whatcha got, Pit?
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#4
animals- nickleback.
big balls- ac/dc
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#5
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Rocket Queen - GNR (the bridge is Axl and some stripper gettin it on in the studio)



it was actually steven adlers girlfriend...


every song by steel panther

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t46Zdq6n8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRcLYTijRw&feature=related

EDIT:
big ten inch - aerosmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM
Last edited by rickyj at Sep 7, 2010,
#9
Quote by rickyj
it was actually steven adlers girlfriend...


every song by steel panther

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t46Zdq6n8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRcLYTijRw&feature=related

EDIT:
big ten inch - aerosmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM


oh god
also, nice sig. I love Anvil
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#10
Another F U Song - Reel Big Fish
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#11
Blink 182 has a couple of funny songs like Mother's Day and The Country Song.

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#18
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I saw Steel Panther live in KC a couple weeks back. See if you can find some of their covers... they do a (decent) cover of "I want it that way" by Backstreet Boys



he said raunchy, why would he want to find a cover from then when they have a song called asian hooker?
#19
i cant decide what to pick! all of SPs songs are so incredible

by the way im crying laughing right now
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

Quote by Lt. Shinysides

my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#20
Quote by rickyj
he said raunchy, why would he want to find a cover from then when they have a song called asian hooker?


When I saw michael starr giving the microphone a blowjob on stage, i realized every single song they do is raunchy.

Also, Community Property.
#22
Quote by ckellingc
When I saw michael starr giving the microphone a blowjob on stage, i realized every single song they do is raunchy.

Also, Community Property.



not related but...

jesus christ you've been using this website for almost a decade...
#23
Quote by rickyj
not related but...

jesus christ you've been using this website for almost a decade...


Yeah I was almost a Pit mod a few years back. I was an origional member of da UG Chat and UG Radio. Used to know the mods on a first name basis lol. Good times.

Based on what I'm seeing now, I think i gotta start over.
#25
Bobby Brown Goes Down, Broken Hearts are for Assholes, Jewish Princess ... or just about anything by Frank Zappa
#26
stuck between turn out the lights and shocker...
quite possibly will go with both
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

Quote by Lt. Shinysides

my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#28
Notorious B.I.G. - One More Chance
Notorious B.I.G. - **** Me (Interlude)

He's got a decent amount of raunchy.
#30
Quote by ckellingc
Steel Panther... anything by Steel Panther. Trust me, look these guys up

THIS

I vote girl from oklahoma, community property, party all day and fat girl.

Actually, just make your mix cd for your friend and also burn him steel panthers entire album.
#33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g

this may be the dirtiest song i know. and i'm into ween.

and the best is that it was recorded before my 74 year old grandmother was born.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin’ between my legs’ll make a dead man come,

Oh daddy, baby won’t you shave ‘em dry?


Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.


(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I ****ed all night, and all the night before baby,

And I feel just like I wanna, **** some more,

Oh great God daddy,


(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

Daddy you say that’s the kind of ‘em you want, and you can make ‘em come,

Oh, daddy shave me dry,


(Roland: She ain’t gonna work for it.)

And I’ll give you somethin’ baby, swear it’ll make you cry.

I’m gon’ turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,

I want you to grind me daddy, ’til the bell do ring,

Oh daddy, want you to shave ‘em dry,

Oh great God daddy, if you can’t shave ‘em baby won’t you try?

Now if ****in’ was the thing, that would take me to heaven,

I’d be ****in’ in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave ‘em dry,

I would **** you baby, honey I’d make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.


Aside: Ow, shit!


(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave ‘em dry?)


Aside: Ooh! Baby, won’t you shave ‘em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin’ corn,

And a pig gets fat from suckin’,

Reason you see this *****, fat like I am,

Great God, I got fat from ****in’.


Aside: Eeeeh! Shave ‘em dry


(Roland: Aah, shake it, don’t break it)

My back is made of whalebone,

And my **** is made of brass,

And my ****in’ is made for workin’ men’s two dollars,

Great God, round to kiss my ass.


Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave ‘em dry


- "Shave 'Em Dry" (1935)
#DTWD
Last edited by primusfan at Sep 7, 2010,
#36
Theres a song by Mozart which is translated into "lick my arse".
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#37
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Theres a song by Mozart which is translated into "lick my arse".



Lick mein arsch...
#38
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Lick mein arsch...


It's actually "Leck mich im Arsch" or something
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#39
From Blink 182- "I Wanna **** a Dog" "When You ****ed Grandpa" "Mother's Day" "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" "The Blowjob Song" I think those are all the funny ones.


Oh and also "I Never Came" by Queens of the Stone Age. Not a funny/raunchy song at all but the title gets me every time.

And "King for a Day" by Green Day. The lyrics are kinda hilarious.
Last edited by omotog at Sep 7, 2010,
#40
The Macc Lads.

Absolutely every song of theirs mentions beer and/or sex at least once. Their first album was called Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy, for crying out loud!
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