#1
So pit, I just filled out an application to McDonalds. I was wondering if they do drug tests? Not that I would fail one or anything. And is there any way to pass a test if you're not clean?
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#3
I didnt think the DT would be the proper place.
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#6
Stop smoking buds for a few weeks and flip patties in your free time. <3
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#7
I got hired there a few weeks ago. They don't do tests. Or atleast here they don't.
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#8
I really, really doubt mcdonalds would give half a shit

I mean, its mcdonalds, I know a stoner kid who worked there and didnt do shit for months but get high and steal food
#9
Hahahaha, Mcdonald's doesn't drug test man. Doing drugs is almost required to work there, I've smoked a blunt with my store manager before. Just don't be a jackass if you get hired and be obvious about your drug use until you know how everyone who works there is.
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#10
Really? You just wonder about things that don't apply to you often?
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#11
Drug testing is done for jobs where if you **** up, people die. Not where if you **** up somebody will get the wrong burger. So no, Mickey D's won't drug test you.
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And is there any way to pass a test if you're not clean?

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#13
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Not that I would fail one or anything. And is there any way to pass a test if you're not clean?

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#15
lol.

dude its mcdonalds. the only reason people work there is because they can come in fucked up off their ass and still perform at a satisfactory level. if you can open a plastic bag, throw shit in a heating tray, then assemble a sandwich based on predetermined criteria, you are mcdonalds material. i dont mean to be offensive, but it only takes a barely lucid individual to be able to preform to up par as a mcdonald's employees.
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