#1
I used the search bar but found nothing...

post your somewhat funny/corny jokes here. let's see if we can make people laugh without insulting blacks, jews, woman, etc. (not that those jokes aren't hilarious in their own way) I'll go first.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

to get to the other side.
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#3
Why aren't there any books about suicide at the library?

Nobody ever returns them.
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#4
an E a B and a G walk into a bar
the bartender says "sorry i dont serve minors"
#5
A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What'll ya have?" The dog answers "A...Beer." The bartender says "What's with the pause?" The dog answers "I was born with them."
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#6
did you hear about the ball the rolled around the corner?

it tipped over.
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#7
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

A pony walks into a bar. He tries to order a drink, but the bartender asks why he can't speak louder. The pony says, "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."
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#8
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.
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#9
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

If you are a saggy boob, I'm sorry if I offended you.
#10
A neutron walked into a bar and asks for a drink. The neutron asks "How much?" and the bartender says "For you, No charge".
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#11
I lol'd at a majority of these.

To contribute:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the light was green.
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#13
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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.


I saw The Big Bang Theory tonight too.
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#14
Okay,

so a guy walks into a bar with his dog in his hand, and he goes up to the bartender and says "if I can prove this dog can talk, will you give me a free drink?"

And the bartender says "sure, why not, let's hear it"

And the patron says "well I'd like the drink first if that's okay with you"

So he gets it and drinks it and then turns to his dog and says "What's on top of a house?" and the dog says:

"Roof! Roof!"

The bartender does not buy it, but the patron says he can do better if he only gets another drink,

so he gets it and drinks it and again turns to his dog and says "Who was the greatest Yankee?" and the dog says:

"Ruth! Ruth!"

Now the bartender is angry cuz he feels like he's being duped so he makes the patron pay him and kicks him out on the street but as the patron is leaving, his dog wriggles out of his hand, lands on the floor and walks back up to the bartender and says:

"DiMaggio?!"

#15
What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot you racist.
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