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#1
due to some recent events that have occured with a certain 10er, it got me thinking about the lyrically gifted people in the pit. so pit i ask you,


Let me see you spit some rhymes
just a little fun to pass the time.
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#2
I'm an Indian
I'm a refugee
Coming to Canada looks good for me
Work at 7-11 all day or drive a taxi at night
I can help with your computer so it's working right

Back in homecountry, it was slim pickin'
You marry my daughter for a goat and two chickens
Got a beard on my chin and a rag for a hat
I shoot you down with a rat-a-tat-tat
When you see me on the streets, you joke like the rest
Let us see who's laughing when I have a bomb on my chest
If you think that this is bad, don't be a poor sport
If you don't understand, then call tech support

I'm an Indian
I make very little money
When you see me on an airplane
You look at me funny
I'm an Indian
I have three wives
I keep a wooden spoon in case one of them lies
I'm an Indian (x4)

Praise Allah, I own a large farm
When I walk in an expensive store
The sound the alarm
Don't bug me because I keep a goat for milk and dairy
Haven't you seen little mosque on the prarie?
When my wives make me dinner
I eat rice and nann bread
The infant mortality rate is almost one-hundred
Islam is the only religion that's right
How can you believe that Jesus came back to life?
When you read the Qur'an it is quite legitimate
Too bad half of my country is quite illiterate

I'm an Indian
You drive a porsche I ride my bike
I have a small penis but I'm wicked on the mic
I'm an Indian
The more that rise against the more dead
All the pretty ladies have dots on their forehead
I'm an Indian (x4)

When I walk around town
I always pack heat
I send my daughter to the market
To buy bread and meat
Our capital city is New Delhi
When I shake
I shake like a bowl of red jelly
Except I'm hairy
I've got hair everywhere
I'm about as hairy as a large black bear
My rituals include sacrificing a goat
We pin it to the ground and we cut it in the throat
Now I don't think there's anything that I have missed
So I'll take you to the chorus and it sounds like this

I'm an Indian
Not the native
Christopher Colombus?
Man I hate him
I'm an Indian
Instead of dollars we use rupees
And my whole damn country, it smells like poopies
I'm an Indian (x4)
Word.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#3
Lmao, i just listened to the recorded version of I'm An Indian. Go to his profile it's much funnier!
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#5
Hey, puto
Didnt you hear?
You screwed it all up
Now the cops are here

Uh-oh, uh-oh, here comes the fuzz
Gotta act tough like a gang full of thugs
Giving out bullets and a fistful of slugs
One goes down, the other one runs
Shoot him in the leg you say 'just for fun'
Now he goes and snitches
'Laugh it up, bitches!'
Hiding out for the break of dawn
Yeah, punk you just done broke the law

Had it for awhile, y'know?
#6
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No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread

Shut up, damned idiot.

There was a pretty nifty rap battle thread awhile ago. Great fun.
#7
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread




all dumb rap is dumb. There are great rappers out there that are intelligent, poetic, and well versed. not all rap is "YEAHH! YEAH! OKAAAYY!.... SHORRTAYY"
sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɥʇıʍ poob ʇou ɯı uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ sı ʎɥʍ pob ɥo
#8
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread

No, trolling is dumb. Listen to some rap, expand your mind.

/you
#9
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread


I don't care to much for rap but this statement is so terrible wrong.
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#11
email from 10er.

you think I care
just go away and cut your hair
you think you're bad because kill bugs that are rare
you think i'm scared?
cuz aint nobody iller than me
i spit this shit like im on mtv
bitch dont make me down to airzona
i'll put you in a mother****in coma
you're ****** ethan
you aint nothin but a bearded heathen


beat that.

my rebuttal

now you forgot about the most important part
that rapping to no beat doesnt make you a star
you should have known what you were walking into
when you tried to spit your shit from the begining
ill take into consideration that you're just a kid
and you may not know very much but just listen to this
i've beaten niggas for less and believe me kid
you dont want anything to do with this.
so take your little spit and take all your rhymes
and try to come up with some better shit to pass the time
cause i can do this all day with the flow and the ease
i made music my career and your just the disease
you're everything thats wrong with this scene
so just sit there and think with the rest of the flies
that you dont **** with me dont even try.
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#13
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Shut up, damned idiot.

There was a pretty nifty rap battle thread awhile ago. Great fun.
Did you see me insulting you personally? No. Then why did you insult me? Besides, my response was obligatory. And guess what? Rap is shit. Get over it.
#14
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Did you see me insulting you personally? No. Then why did you insult me? Besides, my response was obligatory. And guess what? Rap is shit. Get over it.



nice opinion bro
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#17
Raw I'm gonna give it to you, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with slang that's dead
you might as well run into the wall and bang your head
I'm pushin' force, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains

Well I'm a sire, I set the microphone on fire
Rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah
I come from the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
is coming through with nuff niggas and nuff guns
so if you wanna come sweating, stressing, contesting
you'll catch a sharp sword to the midsection
Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk
Phony niggas are outlined in chalk
A man vexed, is what the projects made me
Rebel to the grain there's no way to barricade me
Steamrolling niggas like a eighteen wheeler
with the drunk driver driving, there's no surviving

Rough like Timberland wear, yeah
Me and the Clan, and you're the Landcruisers out there
Peace to all the crooks, all the niggas with bad looks
Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
We got chrome tecs, nickel plated macs
Black axe, drug dealing styles in phat stacks
I've only been a good nigga for a minute though
'cause I got to get my props, and win it you
I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth
lampin in a Lexus eating beef
Straight up and down don't even bother
I got forty niggas up in here now, who kill niggas fathers

My peoples are you with me, where you at?
In the front, in the back killer-bees on attack
my people are you with me, where you at?
Smoking meth hitting cats on the block with the gats

Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..
I'm cherry bombing shits... BOOM
Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom
Rappinin is what's happening
Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up, and be somebody!
Grab the microphone go straight to the phone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone
Sure enough when I rock that stuff
Guff puff? I'm gonna catch your bluff tough
rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly
or Alex Haley I'm a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
coming raw style, hardcore
Niggas be coming to the hip-hop store
Coming to buy grocery from me
Trying to be a hip-hop MC
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Tang
You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang
Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck
Dirty Hoe getting low with his flow
Introducing, the Ghost..face.. Killer!!
No one could get iller

My peoples are you with me, where you at?
In the front, in the back killer-bees on attack
my people are you with me, where you at?
Smoking meth hitting cats on the block with the gats

Speaking of the devil psych, no it's the God, get the shit right
Mega trife, and you're I killed you in a past life
On the mic while you was kicking that fast shit
You reneged tried again, and got blasted
Half mastered ass style mad ruff task
When I struck I had on Timbs and a black mask
Remember that shit? I know you don't remember jack
That night yo I was hitting like a spiked bat
and then you thought I was bugged out, and crazy
strapped for nonsense, after me became lazy
yo, nobody budge while I shot slugs
Never shot thugs, I'm running with thugs that flood mugs
So grab your eight plus one, start flipping and tripping
Niggas is jetting I'm licking off son

Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty
What justifies the homicide, when he dies?
In his own iniquity it's the
Master of the Mantis Rapture coming at you
We have an APB on an MC Killer
Looks like the work of a Master
Evidence indicates that's it's stature
Merciless like a terrorist hard to capture
The flow, changes like a chameleon
Plays like a friend and stabs you like a dagger
This technique attacks the immune system
Disguised like a lie paralyzing the victim
You scream as it enters your bloodstream
Erupts your brain from the pain these thoughts contain
Moving on a nigga with the speed of a centipede
and injure - ANY MOTHER****ING CONTENDER

My peoples are you with me, where you at?
In the front, in the back killer-bees on attack
my people are you with me, where you at?
Smoking meth hitting cats on the block with the gats


I know, I'm awesome, right?

>_>


<_<


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#18
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Did you see me insulting you personally? No. Then why did you insult me? Besides, my response was obligatory. And guess what? Rap is shit. Get over it.

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Good enough? I feel pretty good about getting that record deal.

Retard convention rolled into town, I see.

However, I will agree that rap is shit. But so is every other genre.
#19
Yo, uh... yo... uh....
cat... hat...
Word, son.

I challenge someone to a rap battle.

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#20
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread

Well, a lot of prog is self-indulgent bullshit. Not all of it (Porcupine Tree being a great example), but a lot of it.
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Quote by Holy Katana
Well, a lot of prog is self-indulgent bullshit. Not all of it (Porcupine Tree being a great example), but a lot of it.
And? What's worse? Talentless or self-indulgent? (I think you're referring to Malmsteen or MAB, btw, not Prog.)
Besides, if you honestly think that, you've clearly not been understanding Prog correctly. The point of most Prog is present unique and interesting music in a way that uses uncommon time signatures and uncommon rhythms and melodies. That's hardly self-indulgent. If anything, it's simply an attempt to add something to the landscape of music.

With Rap, it's clearly an example where you have someone deciding they can be a bad poet and use a drum machine. It's not even music. Music, by definition, has both rhythm and melody. Rap lacks any form of melody.
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#22
Music should be this, music should be that. Whatever. Your opinion is yours, and mine is mine. I happen to think that prog is talentless shit, so in the end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hhNMPTCAM&p=699EC8F7EECB8EBC&playnext=1&index=22

And rap doesn't have a melody? That's one of the most foolish things I've ever heard. Ever.
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#23
Quote by GogglesVK
Music should be this, music should be that. Whatever. Your opinion is yours, and mine is mine. I happen to think that prog is talentless shit, so in the end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hhNMPTCAM&p=699EC8F7EECB8EBC&playnext=1&index=22

Woah buddy. Disliking it is one thing, but calling it talentless?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56eaKdpJluk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzz8xIVnT8

Yeah. Talentless fucks.

I agree with you on the rap thing though. crazysam be trollin'.
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#24


That goes to everyone.




Replace spore with Rap/Prog/Whateverthefuck
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#25
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Woah buddy. Disliking it is one thing, but calling it talentless?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56eaKdpJluk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzz8xIVnT8

Yeah. Talentless fucks.

I know. Why would you post that?

In all seriousness, I was just making a point to show that the other guy (who's name I can't be arsed to find) is a closed-minded tool. A few of my favorite bands are prog.
#26
Quote by GogglesVK
I know. Why would you post that?

In all seriousness, I was just making a point to show that the other guy (who's name I can't be arsed to find) is a closed-minded tool. A few of my favorite bands are prog.

Ah, well, if that be your intentions, continue, good sir.
#27
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
And? What's worse? Talentless or self-indulgent? (I think you're referring to Malmsteen or MAB, btw, not Prog.)
Besides, if you honestly think that, you've clearly not been understanding Prog correctly. The point of most Prog is present unique and interesting music in a way that uses uncommon time signatures and uncommon rhythms and melodies. That's hardly self-indulgent. If anything, it's simply an attempt to add something to the landscape of music.

With Rap, it's clearly an example where you have someone deciding they can be a bad poet and use a drum machine. It's not even music. Music, by definition, has both rhythm and melody. Rap lacks any form of melody.



This man would like a word with you.

Also, I like and listen to some prog, and used to listen to a shitload of it. I used to be in the Prog Heads, actually, but I left because of the attitudes of people like you. The idea of prog is not bad, but it's often executed poorly. For example, Dream Theater's most recent album, Black Clouds and Silver Linings. At this point, Dream Theater, a band who used to be great, and were once my favorite band, have degenerated into a caricature of themselves. It's sad, really, that their new material is so boring. Petrucci's solos are horrid now. Incredibly technical, yes, but also very boring and predictable. His solos have started to sound a lot like Jordan's, whose solos I've never particularly liked. Before you try to create a strawman from this, I have nothing against technique. Nothing at all. If I did, I'd be railing against jazz, too, and I'm a huge jazz fan.

You clearly haven't listened to hip-hop if you think there's no melody in it. Just because the vocalist doesn't sing doesn't mean there isn't a melody. I don't listen to the shitty hip-hop they play on the radio, because it sucks, and most of the MCs they play are horrible at rapping, but even then, that music has a melody.
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#28
JESUS CHRIST DINOSAUR SIZED PICTURE


make that shit smaller man.
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#29
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Igor_Stravinsky_LOC_32392u.jpg

This man would like a word with you.

Also, I like and listen to some prog, and used to listen to a shitload of it. I used to be in the Prog Heads, actually, but I left because of the attitudes of people like you. The idea of prog is not bad, but it's often executed poorly. For example, Dream Theater's most recent album, Black Clouds and Silver Linings. At this point, Dream Theater, a band who used to be great, and were once my favorite band, have degenerated into a caricature of themselves. It's sad, really, that their new material is so boring. Petrucci's solos are horrid now. Incredibly technical, yes, but also very boring and predictable. His solos have started to sound a lot like Jordan's, whose solos I've never particularly liked. Before you try to create a strawman from this, I have nothing against technique. Nothing at all. If I did, I'd be railing against jazz, too, and I'm a huge jazz fan.

You clearly haven't listened to hip-hop if you think there's no melody in it. Just because the vocalist doesn't sing doesn't mean there isn't a melody. I don't listen to the shitty hip-hop they play on the radio, because it sucks, and most of the MCs they play are horrible at rapping, but even then, that music has a melody.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#32
My name is Scooter
I fix your computer
I'm a real MC and a dope troubleshooter
When you call tech support you'll be talking to me
I get more bitches than Mahatma Gandhi

/not stolen from Craig

And seriously, all of you, I got you all this.



STFU.

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#33
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So you want me to talk in a rhythm?

No, you have to be able to chain rhymes together, too. And make sure you use a big variety of rhyme types. Internal rhyming gets you extra points, as well as making your flow better. Assonance, alliteration, and wordplay are not necessary, but can be added for the "wow" factor.

Also, rhythmic variation is key. If you rap with a static rhythm, you'll end up sounding like you're from the '80s.
#34
"rap sucks herp derp"
"no u"
"it's not even music"
"[obligatory immortal technique video]"
#35
All you idiots who think that rap isn't music actually need to LISTEN to some rap.
#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No. Rap is dumb. Read a book; it doesn't rot your mind.

/thread

You're a cunt!

Quote by crazysam23_Atax
With Rap, it's clearly an example where you have someone deciding they can be a bad poet and use a drum machine. It's not even music. Music, by definition, has both rhythm and melody. Rap lacks any form of melody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUS30UkxPnw

If you can't find the melody you have no business talking about music at all.
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#38
Yo nigga nigga '47 glock

bitch ho smack up money

smoke a joint do some crack nigga nigga yeah

stupid hoes ak47 indahouse brother yeah nigga nigga yeah


done.
#40
Rap is alright on occasion. I don't enjoy listening to it unless I am at a dance or drinking though.
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