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#1
Well, pit?

How does teh Pit manage to get rid of bedhead?
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#3
Showering?
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#8
jizz.
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#9
You don't prevent it, you shower in the morning.
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#10
Don't ever sleep.

Ever.
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#13
I shower at night, and when I wake up I wet my hair down in a big plastic sink we have in our laundry room and comb my hair out.
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#14
morning shower. or if i don't have much time i stick my head under the faucet and lather up
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#15
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#19
Short hair, brah.
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#21
Cut hair and profit.
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#23
just run your hair under water and it should sort it out.

I would also shower before I went to school. If you can, buy a hair dryer and some stay in hair conditioner (or some kind of frizz control) put the product in once you have a shower and use the hair dryer. I do this and it works well. John Frieda is the name of the product I use in case anybody is interested. It does work
Last edited by Scissortooth at Sep 8, 2010,
#24
1. Don't go to bed
2. Don't have hair
3. Shower in the morning

Pick your favorite of those three options.
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#25
i dont get bedhead by the time i leave the house my hair is in its full glory
#29
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1. Don't go to bed
2. Don't have hair
3. Shower in the morning

Pick your favorite of those three options.

What he said.
#33
take a shower in the morning.

Anyone who doesn't shower in the morning is ****ing disgusting. You may not smell yourself, but we smell you. ALSO, anyone who says they don't have time in the morning is full of shit. When I get up, I go for an hour workout, eat breakfast, take my dog for a walk, shower, brush teeth, shave, style hair, check my email and my grab all my stuff for school, and THEN have a 45 minute - 1 hour commute to school, so anyone who can't take a 5 minute shower before going to school is just plain lazy and disgustingly unhygienic. Seriously, it takes 5 minutes. do it.

If you still think you can't squeeze that shower in, here's what you do:
get up 5 minutes earlier than usual. Normally get up at 6? get up 5:55 tomorrow.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Sep 8, 2010,
#34
short hair.very short
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#35
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
take a shower in the morning.

Anyone who doesn't shower in the morning is ****ing disgusting. You may not smell yourself, but we smell. ALSO, anyone who says they don't have time in the morning is full of shit. When I get up, I go for an hour workout, eat breakfast, take my dog for a walk, shower, brush teeth, shave, style hair, check my email and my grab all my stuff for school, and THEN have a 45 minute - 1 hour commute to school, so anyone who can't take a 5 minute shower before going to school is just plain lazy and disgustingly unhygienic. Seriously, it takes 5 minutes. do it.

If you still think you can't squeeze that shower in, here's what you do:
get up 5 minutes earlier than usual. Normally get up at 6? get up 5:55 tomorrow.


...I actually like taking my showers right before I go to bed... Does this make me disgusting? I don't think my bed smells... Anyways, I like to get as much sleep as possible in the mornings. That and a shower feels good after a long day.
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#36
Don't go to bed. It's worked for me for years. You get used to everything being in slow motion.
*parp*
#37
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...I actually like taking my showers right before I go to bed... Does this make me disgusting? I don't think my bed smells... Anyways, I like to get as much sleep as possible in the mornings. That and a shower feels good after a long day.



Yes. Yes it ****ing does. Do you have any idea how much the body sweats at night? The body oils up the skin and hair at night and it does this by sweating while you are sleeping. By the morning, you have now been using sweat for close to 7 hours. All that time you've been stuffed under hot, stuffy sheets. Allow me to inform you of what is in your bed sheets. In your bed sheets are first and foremost, a whole shit ton of dead skin cells. This is followed by hair. A lot of hair. This causes ideal conditions for MITES. No matter how clean you think your bed is, there are dust mites in your sheets. combine this with a heavily sweating body, and you have perfect conditions for bacteria and general grossness. If you walk out the front door in the morning covered in all that dead skin, hair, bugs, and bacteria, you're ****ing gross. Take a 5 minute shower in the morning for the rest of us who have to smell you during the day. I shower at night AND in the morning. Showers dont take very long.


PART 2:
You like to get as much sleep as possible eh? Go to bed 5 minutes earlier then. Now there is no change at all. Your excuses are now down to absolutely none.

You like a shower at the end of the day? Great. take it. But take that extra goddamn 5 minute shower in the morning, for christ sake people. I know we're on a website full of dirty grungy musicians, but this is just wrong. Take a damn shower in the morning.


PART 3: Still not convinced? For those in the pit who are not circumcised. Take a good whiff of your own wang in the morning. Chances are, you would not want to put that in your mouth. So why would any girls want to? Want to get laid, or at least make an impression? Make yourself presentable in the morning. My grandfather wears dress pants, a nice shirt, and a blazer every day of his life, regardless of whether he plans on going out that night or not. Take it from the older generations: Make yourself look nice.

I have a hate for the unwashed masses so thick you could spread it on pancakes. If I gained power, I would have morning showers mandatory on pain of long term imprisonment.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Sep 8, 2010,
#38
I just keep my hair short. In general, it's easier to manage.
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#39
I shower every morning. It's honestly the only way I can force myself to wake up and start the day
#40
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
Yes. Yes it ****ing does. Do you have any idea how much the body sweats at night? The body oils up the skin and hair at night and it does this by sweating while you are sleeping. In the morning. Allow me to inform you of what is in your bed sheets. In your bed sheets are first and foremost, a whole shit ton of dead skin cells. This is followed by hair. A lot of hair. This causes ideal conditions for MITES. No matter how clean you think your bed is, there are dust mites in your sheets. combine this with a heavily sweating body, and you have perfect conditions for bacteria and general grossness. If you walk out the front door in the morning covered in all that dead skin, hair, bugs, and bacteria, you're ****ing gross. Take a 5 minute shower in the morning for the rest of us who have to smell you during the day. I shower at night AND in the morning. Showers dont take very long.


PART 2:
You like to get as much sleep as possible eh? Go to bed 5 minutes earlier then. Now there is no change at all. Your excuses are now down to absolutely none.

You like a shower at the end of the day? Great. take it. But take that extra goddamn 5 minute shower in the morning, for christ sake people. I know we're on a website full of dirty grungy musicians, but this is just wrong. Take a damn shower in the morning.


Woah dude, chill. Point taken.
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
Boss ME-20 Multi-effects pedal
Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
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