Poll: Which do you pick?
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View poll results: Which do you pick?
Telekinesis
96 49%
Bilocation
22 11%
Reading the Future
24 12%
Reading a person's true intention
53 27%
Voters: 195.
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#1
Telekinesis, Bilocation, Seeing into the future, or being able to tell a person's true intentions?

For me, telekinesis would be awesome.

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Last edited by TomusAM at Sep 9, 2010,
#4
Telekinesis. A week or so ago, I was watching the show "Weird or what?" on discovery channel. They were covering telekinesis in that episode... I was eating some flatbread when it came on, and it was rolled up in my hand. I imagined that it would unroll, AND IT DID.
#5
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i was gonna pick bilocation for the purposes of being practical in our boring society (telekinesis would be awesome but kind of useless in most cases), but true intent is even better.
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#6
Reading a person's true intentions would be cool, but I'd go crazy after a while.

Telekinesis would be bad-ass, but so would bi-location...

I'm stuck between the two.
#7
i would hate to know what other people were thinking. imagine how easily you could take advantage of people.
#8
Telekinesis. But preferably, imposing my will on others, like the Jedi Mind Trick.

Walk into the boss' office; "You will give me a pay rise.'

"I will give you a pay rise."

"You will give me your parking space."

"I will give you my parking space."
#10
Thats telekinesis Kyle!

Anyway I think bilocation would be sweet. I could do anything I felt like and travel around doing whatever while I still went to school and worked.
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#14
Knowing peoples' true intentions would be rubbish. I'm sure they're a lot more selfish than you'd expect, for every one or two manipulative shitbags you avoid there's be 100 potential friends whose interior monologues you'd have been better off not hearing.

I'd go for bilocation, it'd be brilliant.
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#15
Read the future. If you can read the future you will know when things are about to happen and can therefore alter the future. You also wouldn't need to know peoples intentions because you could look into the future and see what they end up doing and plan for it.
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#16
Forget all of those options, I want teleporting powers! I am so unsatisfied with transportation options. All of them are too slow for me. I WANT INSTANT!


You could travel all you wanted, escape crime scenes crazy fast, avoid that awkwardness when she misunderstood all you wanted was a fuck, hell, the list goes on.
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#17
I'm voting to telekinesis. Why? Carrie, by Stephen King.
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#19
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#21
Being able to seeing into the future, or being able to tell a person's true intentions seems like it's got some potential for a very depressing life. So bilocation and telekenesis are cool though, but I went with telekenesis
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Telekinesis. But preferably, imposing my will on others, like the Jedi Mind Trick.

Walk into the boss' office; "You will give me a pay rise.'

"I will give you a pay rise."

"You will give me your parking space."

"I will give you my parking space."

, you're given Jedi mind manipulation and that's what you use it for?
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#26
Dude Telekinesis. Carrie was such a BAMF (the book, haven't seen the movie yet unfortunately)
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#27
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#28
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Telekinesis. A week or so ago, I was watching the show "Weird or what?" on discovery channel. They were covering telekinesis in that episode... I was eating some flatbread when it came on, and it was rolled up in my hand. I imagined that it would unroll, AND IT DID.

Confirmation bias at its worst.
#30
Telekinesis, it's pretty much the force. NOW LETS MAKE SOME LIGHTSABERS
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#31
I'll go for "see into future." It'd make less money than telekinesis, I'm too lazy to be everywhere at once, and I definitely don't need a special power to know that people are greed machines.
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#32
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#33
Bilocation. Who wouldn't want to be jamming somewhere while simultaneously in class or at work or whatever other menial bullshit you have to to?
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#34
Knowing someone's intentions would make socialising (even more) boring and trivial. Future sight would make LIFE so.

Bilocation is weakly defined. Do you get to experience what your 'clones' do? Does it include a type of teleportation? What happens if a 'clone' dies?

Imma go with the surefire telekinesis. I'm assuming it's potential is unlimited, thus making it more or less ultimate- If I want to fly, I could lift myself, accelerate myself as fast as I want to go (and my body can endure) etc. And even if there are limitations, moving things around with your mind is always pretty badass.
#35
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Thats telekinesis Kyle!

Oh, you. (My name)

I chose Telekinesis. I don't want super powers that can be used to mess with peoples minds even though I'd probably be one of the small minority of super powered freaks that wouldn't abuse it. The mind is a private thing and I'd hate if the only power I had was spying on peoples thoughts x.x It would be insanely useful but I'll stick with less intrusive powers.
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#37
See others' true intentions. I'd find it interesting. Although I'd probably become very depressed should I find out that the whole world is full of two-faced bastards.
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#38
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Knowing someone's intentions would make socialising (even more) boring and trivial. Future sight would make LIFE so.

Bilocation is weakly defined. Do you get to experience what your 'clones' do? Does it include a type of teleportation? What happens if a 'clone' dies?
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I guess this.

I always imagined a person would split up, and then the two would go and do their regular activities, then when the clones meet up, and they unite, they would have all the memories the other had.
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#39
Telekinesis, preferably on the level of Jean Grey when she's the Phoenix. She can rip things to pieces at a molecular level. That's unrivalled power.

Screw your future-reading lottery winnings, with that power I could demand the world's wealth on a platter.

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#40
Bilocation. I'd send one of me off to work permanently and the other me would live off the cash.
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