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#1
I posted this question a couple of years ago, and have recently logged on after a few years to try it out again...

Would you rather:

Have a threesome with two of the hottest, sexiest people you can think of for one steamy night of physical pleasure?
Or...
Jam with two musicians, dead or alive, of your choosing for one amazing night of sonic orgasms?

(p.s. Sorry if this has been done recently, just thought I'd give it a shot)
#2
Neither. I don't want a threesome, and I don't think I'm good enough to jam with any pro musician.
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#8
Jam (cant think who with though)
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#10
I'm crap on guitar and I'd still choose jam with two musicians. Picking the two would be difficult though. I doubt I'd even understand the older famous ones so I'd probably choose people that are still alive. Brandon Byod may be one. He seems amazing well rounded to me and a lot of fun to hang out with.
#11
The threesome with the two musicians playing in the background.
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#14
Sex is something I could just do any other day, jamming with dead musicians is different.
I choose jamming.
#16
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The threesome with the two musicians playing in the background.


I hope to god you mean with there instruments......
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#18
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I hope to god you mean with their instruments......

ooh, which instruments would these be then, aye?
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#19
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no homo?


I prefer to actually care about the person I'm having sex with. To me sex has a lot of meaning and significance in a relationship.
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#20
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Neither. I don't want a threesome, and I don't think I'm good enough to jam with any pro musician.


This. Twosome on the other hand...
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#21
Jamming with corpses would be shit.
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#22
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ooh, which instruments would these be then, aye?


Obviously guitars.

I'd take the jamming
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#24
If I have a one-time only chance at resurrection, then I'm not going to pass that up for sex. I'm good for sex. And threesomes aren't always all they're cracked up to be. If one girl gets jealous, or greedy, then it can get a little awkward...

I'd bring back Jimmy from A7X, not just because he was a mighty hurricane of a stickman, but because he looked like a genuinely awesome guy to hang with. Probably concoct some Danny-Elfman inspired Chaos.

In fact, I'd want Mike Patton along, too. I don't know whether one can be said to 'Jam,' with a singer. But hell to that, the voice IS an instrument, after all. so yes I can.

I choose Mike and Jimmy. Then I'll get laid the next day.

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#28
jam with Stevie Ray Vaughan and freddie king
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#29
I've been in threesomes, and I don't like them. Someone always gets less attention than someone else, and I feel bad. So I pick the jam. With Guru Guru and Frank Zappa.
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#33
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Jamming with corpses would be shit.


This guy begs to differ

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#34
Sex is just an animalistic instinct...of course everyone wants it, but it doesn't really have much lasting value. Music on the other hand is something far more profound.
#35
but we're talking about the best sex possible
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#36
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Sex is just an animalistic instinct...of course everyone wants it, but it doesn't really have much lasting value. Music on the other hand is something far more profound.
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#38
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Neither. I don't want a threesome, and I don't think I'm good enough to jam with any pro musician.

This.
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#40
Jam, forever and for always.
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