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Today is Mcjosh's 16th Birthday!

Happy birthday Jooosh.

I got a nice Dracaena.

And of course a cake.

Hope you had/have a lovely dayyy
Happy birthday Josh.

May your future life be happy, healthy and full of sex
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3

Officialy has OddOneOut as e-sexslave
Happy birthday, Josh.
Happy birthday!

I got you a fat giraffe!

Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

Happy Birthday!
I got you today's Cyanide and Happiness comic!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
You have my name, therefore you get nothing.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Well, you are the age of consent in your land now... (I'm still not going to have sex with you, by the way) and Wes has needs...

Happy 16th Josh!

Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...


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not hated
Happy birthday, I got you a nice little compound!

Come inside, we're friendly
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
Happy Bday killer.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
Happy 16th

I got you the head of Medusa. I went through a lot of shit to get you this so you better like it.

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

Happy Birthday Josh!
I got you some of my blondness, it'll arrive tomorrow!
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
Haha thank you very much again, everyone
I gotta go do stuff and go out for dinner. Maybe I can get some hawt chick's number with my new blonde hair
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E-Married to the sexy DarkConcertine

and Jon777 .

Happy birthday.

May the fruit of your loins bear many masculine children.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

I got you a banana car!

Happy Birthday! (again)
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
Happy Birthday Josh!

I got you a shoop I did, but the thread got deleted.

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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
Happy birthday Jon777's ehusband!

I got you this!

Quote by Barack Obama
Happy Birthday Mcjosh! Have a great year. This has been approved by the president of the United States.*

*Not really
I got you a pimpmobile.

And some bitchez to go with it.
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
Happy Birthday mcjosh!! Even though technically it's the 10th here, which is my birthday. xD
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happy bithday, man. hopefully you're there to see this.
Jon777 isnt the only one who cares for you
E-married to BlessedRebel15
Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
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