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#2
What if I were the kind of person who liked running over children?
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#3
But they'll think they see a Canadian child, so they'll speed up. Isn't that counter-productive?
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#4
I can only think of one thing.


Why?
What are you dense?
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#5
At least paedophiles will slow down
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#6
but then if there was a real child maybe someone would think it is a speed bump and then run them over?
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#7
Terrible idea. People going too fast will swerve around the little bitch and hit, ya know, a real person.
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#8
why dont we just put real children on the streets that solve the problem of this new one
wait i got a better idea we should teach classes in the streets that way the kids are always paying attention
#9
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but then if there was a real child maybe someone would think it is a speed bump and then run them over?

...

someone email Canada immediately
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#11
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but then if there was a real child maybe someone would think it is a speed bump and then run them over?

That's what I was gonna say. I foresee tragic results!
#12
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but then if there was a real child maybe someone would think it is a speed bump and then run them over?

I was thinking the same thing. Someone really needs to let them know this is not a good idea.
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#13
Edit; ^Also that. This is an all around poorly-conceived, stupid idea.

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Terrible idea. People going too fast will swerve around the little bitch and hit, ya know, a real person.


This. People don't slow down when they're about to hit a child, they turn hard, and hit other things. Like trees that kill them. Or other people who are real and die.

Also the fact the child doesn't move at all kind of doesn't help the illusion.
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#14
Oh yeah, this will end well. Some guy won't be paying attention and he'll see it and stomp his brake and the car behind him will slam right into him and they might end up hurting an actual child.
#15
Make a 3D seal and set out a basket of clubs.
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#16
God damnit West Vancouver is a terrible city.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#17
population control
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#18
What kind of message is this sending? That it's okay to run over children as long as you do it slowly and don't do too much damage to your car in the process?
#20
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but then if there was a real child maybe someone would think it is a speed bump and then run them over?

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Terrible idea. People going too fast will swerve around the little bitch and hit, ya know, a real person.

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This is an all around poorly-conceived, stupid idea.
People don't slow down when they're about to hit a child, they turn hard, and hit other things. Like trees that kill them. Or other people who are real and die.

All of this.

This is just a terrible idea. I have no idea how ANYONE could think this is a good idea at all. In the planning process for this, how is it possible that no one brought these points up?

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#21
I live right around vancouver

this is hilarious, I can see people eventually getting used to this and accidently running over a retardedly similar looking little girl in an extreme case of irony

I can also see a stoned-as-fvck driver going "OH SHIT OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING"
#22
Hey look they came out with a new version of the 3d girl being a dumbass in the middle of the road


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#23
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I can also see a stoned-as-fvck driver going "OH SHIT OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING"


I'd love to see a car full of potheads just stopped, beeping their horn and yelling out the window at her.

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#26
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I'd love to see a car full of potheads just stopped, beeping their horn and yelling out the window at her.


" OH MY GOD DID WE JUST RUN OVER- *looks back* - SHE'S ON THE FLOOOOOOR!!!!"
#27
so there is no actual speed bump now...just a picture on the ground...meaning there is no real reason for anyone to slow down after the first time they drive over the image and realize this...

seems a bit counter-productive.
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#28
That only makes me want to drive faster.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
Where I live, rather than speed bumps, there's this one place where they just have a narrow, sharp curve that you couldn't hit at a higher speed, which functions like a speed bump. If you go too fast you don't hit anything but the curb, you don't get hurt, but your car gets damaged. I think it's perfect.

There are several problems with the kid drawing. First of all, like people said before, people will swerve rather than slow down. Another problem is that each drawing will only work once on each driver, it has no effect once you're on to it. Plus, once there are tire marks or when the drawing becomes otherwise worn out (which would happen rather quickly), the illusion doesn't work.
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Where I live, rather than speed bumps, there's this one place where they just have a narrow, sharp curve that you couldn't hit at a higher speed, which functions like a speed bump. If you go too fast you don't hit anything but the curb, you don't get hurt, but your car gets damaged. I think it's perfect.

???
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#31
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???

Just like that, but for a car.
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#32
This is in Vancouver? I can't wait to hear about the stoners' reaction to these.
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#33
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What kind of message is this sending? That it's okay to run over children as long as you do it slowly and don't do too much damage to your car in the process?

haha sigged.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#34
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This is in Vancouver? I can't wait to hear about the stoners' reaction to these.

West Vancouver.

It's north of real Vancouver. And West of North Vancouver, which is North-East of Vancouver.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#35
So this would only work once per driver, since I'm sure nobody would forget that. Then they'll just go pm speeding through there every time.
#36
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West Vancouver.

It's north of real Vancouver. And West of North Vancouver, which is North-East of Vancouver.

it's still in BC. There will be many stoners.
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#37
Great, just what I need, a boner while driving.
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#38
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All of this.

This is just a terrible idea. I have no idea how ANYONE could think this is a good idea at all. In the planning process for this, how is it possible that no one brought these points up?


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#39
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BC weed is the bomb, that's why.

They just want an excuse to draw cool shit with government money.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#40
is there some kind of issue with regular speed bumps? I was under the impression that NOBODY goes over speed bumps quickly since it will absolutely wreck the suspension of your car. This one must be for Monster Truck drivers...

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