#1
I need some filthy songs for the piano or guitar. I want to play them for myself.

EDIT: NO SERIOUS SONGS WITH SEXUALLY EXPLICIT LYRICS. I WANT FUNNY SONGS DONE TO BE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

I want to **** you blues was great!
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This one time, I was...erm...orgasming...but nonstop. It just wouldn't stop and, without being too graphic, basically was like how the blood was coming out of your mouth, then I got dehydrated and died. True story.
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#2
Define "filthy".
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#3
Sexually explicit and funny
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This one time, I was...erm...orgasming...but nonstop. It just wouldn't stop and, without being too graphic, basically was like how the blood was coming out of your mouth, then I got dehydrated and died. True story.
#6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwXCeBZSqA

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right here yo
i wrote and "produced this"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQFZehd69g0


Don't whore yourself.
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#7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-YzTtNbA8

Disgusting.

Review:

"Tepid and loping rockabilly from 1965 made utterly fascinating by the big booming lesbian voice of sixteen-year-old Isabel Baker, as she sings of blood and hell with as much conviction as Jeff Becerra. She digs God, and can't wait to die so she can meet him. Very little information exists on this pious platter, but it has been repressed as a CD and has appeared on many blogs before. Get some Jesus on you with this weird record."


I think I'm gonna throw up..
#10
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hey just tryin to help me and myself
everybody wins


No, you win. Anyway, you have a thread for your thing, if people think it's any good and related they'll post it here.
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#12
Inb4 I cum blood
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#13
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Inb4 I cum blood


You'd be better off with Necropaedophile to be honest...
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#14
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You'd be better off with Necropaedophile to be honest...


Touche....
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Your mom had a botched abortion, and you were the result.


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#15
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No, you win. Anyway, you have a thread for your thing, if people think it's any good and related they'll post it here.


ok so i win think i give a flying @#$% what u think?
#16
I actually burst out laughing when I heard Anything Goes by GnR for the first time. Not that dirty, I guess, but man, what a song lol!
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Careful, guys, she might be a pitophile


you misspelled pedophile

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#18
Any Steel Panther song.
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I always thought that Van Halen could use a bath.

This too. I doubt Hot for Teacher is a serious love song.
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#19
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Any Steel Panther song.


On that note...

Most of The Darkness' first album.
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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#20
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Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything while listening to that. How'd that even get released in the '30s without getting banned?

I mean, seriously, that song pulls no punches.
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#21
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Blow Jobbers - Mondo Porno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQL94GOqoYc


Thanks for that, where did you find it? What genre is it?
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This one time, I was...erm...orgasming...but nonstop. It just wouldn't stop and, without being too graphic, basically was like how the blood was coming out of your mouth, then I got dehydrated and died. True story.
#22
Quote by extrememetal94
Thanks for that, where did you find it? What genre is it?

It's called funk. Perhaps you've heard of it?
#23
There's a parody of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny called "Ultimate Orgy of Ultimate Destiny." I would try to find the audio without the video, if possible :/
#25
Quote by guywithguitar
There's a parody of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny called "Ultimate Orgy of Ultimate Destiny." I would try to find the audio without the video, if possible :/


But... it's terrible...
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#26
Kid Rock-Devil Without a Cause and Cowboy. Pretty suggestive lyrics but I can't help but laugh at some of them.
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Snake?

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#28
Family Reunion by Blink-182
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#29
Oh god yes I completely forgot about Steel Panther. Anything at all by them. I would reccommend "Community Property".
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Careful, guys, she might be a pitophile


you misspelled pedophile

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#32
Rain Forest by Michelangelo Batio.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.