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Hey pit, the WBC is stopping in my town in 3 weeks to protest outside some churches during their services. One of the churches happens to be the one where my family goes. I'm attending the the counter-protest and I need some ideas to troll them. What are your suggestions?

EDIT: It's already happened. Read my last post.
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#2
Play Rock and Roll, the music of the devil.
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#5
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Play Rock and Roll, the music of the devil.

Even better, hire Slayer to come play at your counter-protest.
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Even better, hire Slayer to come play at your counter-protest.

Or even better, get Glen Benton.
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#8
since they feel compelled to hold up God Hates Fags signs, hold up Jesus Hates Fascist Dickhead signs
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It's what you have to do if you want to make a point, TS.
Have your partner wear a Fred Phelps mask.
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#10
Rick Roll'em..
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#11
The only real suggestion I can make that would have a real impact on them would get you 20 to life.
In lieu of that horrid idea I'd say flick boogers at them.
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I also second the notions to bring Slayer and Deicide, but lets throw Marilyn Manson and Varg in there too.


...and Rick Astley
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#14
play gorgoroth, behemoth, and nile as loud as you can with blowing up whatever speakers you use. whatever you do, make a vid and ost it on youtube. i would love to see them harassed in any way possible
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Dress as Jesus and shoot them with paintball guns.
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I also second the notions to bring Slayer and Deicide, but lets throw Marilyn Manson and Varg in there too.


...and Rick Astley

If you're bringing Varg to a church don't forget the hotdogs and marshmallows.
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rape them...in de butt
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#22
1. Consult all of the cat owners you know and gather bags of litterbox "business".

2. Put the "business" in bags labeled "The Universe Hates The WBC".

3. Hurl labeled and burning bags of cat shit at WBC.
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If you're bringing Varg to a church don't forget the hotdogs and marshmallows.

Good point, Varg not a good idea.


Michael Moore, however, is perfect
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#27
sometimes i wish i lived in america just so i could go out of my way to piss these people off.
#28
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Give them the silent treatment.

This.


Hang a sign outside that says "We don't care, bye." and never even leave your church. After it's over act like they aren't even there.
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#29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Of_2ykZpQ

Nothing will counteract their message more than using their presence specifically to help those they target.
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#32
Thanks for the suggestions. Keep 'em coming!

I've actually contacted Michael Moore and I will laugh my ass off if he emails back.
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#36
Secretly move the service to a different church. Or kill the first born of every family, either will get your point across
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#37
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Thanks for the suggestions. Keep 'em coming!

I've actually contacted Michael Moore and I will laugh my ass off if he emails back.

I know he checks his email because he uses it for his movie contacts. But he probably has people contacting him wherever WBC goes
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#38
Stand there with a placard with either Matthew 7:1-5, 'Matthew 7:12', or 'Luke 6:37' written on it. Or even a mixture of all three just to really drive home the message that they are going against basic Christian doctrine by acting the way they do.

Or how about a caricature that depicts Fred Phelps as the devil (otherwise known as the 'Lord of Lies') with a slogan that says 'He's lying to you'.
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Good point, Varg not a good idea.


Michael Moore, however, is perfect

If you're bringing Michael Moore to a church don't forget the hotdogs and marshmallows.
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Thanks for the suggestions. Keep 'em coming!

I've actually contacted Michael Moore and I will laugh my ass off if he emails back.


If you actually get him to drive up in the Sodomobile, I demand pics and video. This is too hilarious not to.
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