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#3
23rd of July 2013. 7:13pm
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#7
Recession?

What recession?
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#8
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When we put all our money in a big pile and burn it.


Can we pee on it first?

It's not going to help, I just like peeing when people can see me
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#10
The job market is pretty good where I'm from. It was awful in spring, but it seems that many people who were looking and failing back then, now have a job.

I am one of them, I got hired at the end of summer.
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#11
when we ruin capitalism
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Can we pee on it first?

It's not going to help, I just like peeing when people can see me

Hey, if it feels good, do it.
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#15
1. When WWIII makes the world industrialize itself like WWII did for the depression if it doesn't kill humanity.
2. When all of us, you included, stop bitching about it, get up, and do something about it.
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1. When WWIII makes the world industrialize itself like WWII did for the depression if it doesn't kill humanity.
2. When all of us, you included, stop bitching about it, get up, and do something about it.


Nice.

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#18
I thought it was done. Mind you I'm in Canada, we were the only country to bounce back the fastest, so it doesn't surprise me that my answer could surprise people. Plus I never really saw anything really conclusive to a recession. Just heard about people losing their jobs and shit. Of course if you're downtown Toronto or east-side shitcouver I'm sure you'd see an increase in homeless people wearing old business suits.
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#20
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#21
When the talking heads stop telling everyone we're doomed.
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#22
When we finally legalize marijuana and start taxing it.
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#23
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I thought it was done. Mind you I'm in Canada, we were the only country to bounce back the fastest, so it doesn't surprise me that my answer could surprise people. Plus I never really saw anything really conclusive to a recession. Just heard about people losing their jobs and shit. Of course if you're downtown Toronto or east-side shitcouver I'm sure you'd see an increase in homeless people wearing old business suits.



I'm certain that Norway was the least affected by the recession (followed by the other Scandinavian countries), and had the fastest bounce back due to having so little to recover.

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#24
The time is coming, quickly sliding soon, so soon, all the breath in the world will stop breathing and so, consumed.

Naw I'm just f*ckin with ya. The recession didn't even really affect me at all. I got a job two years ago when the world was supposedly about to fall into anarchy from mass economic collapse and I've been fine since. Hell I moved out from my parents' home when it was all in full swing.

It is what it is, no use putting too much energy into thinking about it. You're not starving to death or dying from exposure; I mean you're on the internet. You're literally a king compared to the overwhelming majority of humans alive right now.
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#25
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I'm certain that Norway was the least affected by the recession (followed by the other Scandinavian countries), and had the fastest bounce back due to having so little to recover.


I don't think so. Australia and Poland have done the best by far. Norway hasn't done bad but they had 6 consecutive quarters of GDP decline, same as in the US (though the drop wasn't as large as in the US).

As for the general recession technically it is over, but obviously growth and jobs really haven't picked up much, and it doesn't look like they will anytime soon.
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#26
It is over, the growth has been very small, but it's growth. Precarious, mind you.
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#27
December 21, 2012

The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, they predicted the end of the recession
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#28
When I fucking say so. Okay? I don't give a rat's ass about your goddamn problems, you hear me? I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT! STOP BITCHING AND GET BACK TO FINDING A JOB


I SHALL SPEAK WHEN THE HEAVENS DECREE THE RECESSION TO BE LAID AT REST. UNTIL THEN ALL YE LESSER BEINGS SHALL WALK THE EARTH IN SHAMBLES
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December 21, 2012

The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, they predicted the end of the recession


+1
#30
I think everyone was scared into a recession. Really, I do.

Media: O NO! A RECESSION IS COMIN'!
People: O SHIIIII- I better stop spending my money and save it all now!
Businesses: FFFFUUUUUUUU. People aren't spending money, so we have to fire everyone to keep turning a profit!
*less people have money to spend because they're unemployed, businesses fire more people and won't hire new ones. Cue downward spiral until we get to the point we're at now*

I think it's almost over though.
#31
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I think everyone was scared into a recession. Really, I do.

Media: O NO! A RECESSION IS COMIN'!
People: O SHIIIII- I better stop spending my money and save it all now!
Businesses: FFFFUUUUUUUU. People aren't spending money, so we have to fire everyone to keep turning a profit!
*less people have money to spend because they're unemployed, businesses fire more people and won't hire new ones. Cue downward spiral until we get to the point we're at now*

I think it's almost over though.

Actually, it was the banks that gave out loans to people that couldn't pay them. People default, banks lose money, spiral out.
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#33
Never because when you're up its never as good as it seems and when you're down you never think you'll get back up again.
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#34
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I don't think so. Australia and Poland have done the best by far. Norway hasn't done bad but they had 6 consecutive quarters of GDP decline, same as in the US (though the drop wasn't as large as in the US).

As for the general recession technically it is over, but obviously growth and jobs really haven't picked up much, and it doesn't look like they will anytime soon.

Don't forget Germany. They kicked ass are still are.
#35
Whats a recession?
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#38
When we overthrow capit-



Already out of it, but the elites seem keen to chuck us back in.
#39
Quote by faultyy
23rd of July 2013. 7:13pm

you stupid man we all die in 2012!!!!!

but seriously its never gonna happen while Obama is president
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but seriously its never gonna happen while Obama is president

This. Cuz Obama's a commie ololol
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