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So, Pit, I was going to blog in the Pit again, but decided that I'll just dedicate a whole thread to talking about your highschool/colledge embarrissing/ ackward moments you regret, either the ones that happened this year, or in your past years.

Here's my terrible story:

Okay, I was going to my next class, and these two guys who are really nice to everybody, come strolling down the hall one a few feet behind the other. One of them stops and puts his arms out like he was going to hug me, and is like :"Yo, my buddy, what's up?" So give him this huge hug without thinking . So then the other guy then wraps his arms around me and is like "Oh, my girlfriend!" So I go walking down the hall thinking "Cool I made new friends." The history teacher's face was red with laughter and he was wiping a tear out of his eye, so he told me(with tons of laughter in his voice), "Go to your next class."

So for the rest of the day I was like "What was I thinking ???". My friend saw and was like: "Just pretend like it NEVER happened."

EDIT!!: I should make clear, these guys did not want a hug. It was my bad judgement.

So, Pit, tell me if you have ever done any worse. Make me feel better, please .
Last edited by TomusAM at Sep 11, 2010,
#2
When I spelled Awkward as Ackward. Was pretty bad..
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#3
I don't understand your story what happened exactly that was embarassing?

EDIT To the sarcastic little guy in front of me: It is a UG meme to misspell awkward as ackward because someone awhile back did so in a thread title. You could instead make fun of him for misspelling embarrassing. He wrote "embarrissing".

Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Sep 11, 2010,
#4
thats nothing.
dude i went to a party 2 weeks ago, with upper classmen only (im a sophmore) but i was really hammered and first i asked this girl i used to have a thing with if she would suck my dick. then i was talking to one of the hottest girls in school and she was being really nice to me when most of the people were being asses cuz they are well asses. but anyways i just was like swearing at the chick and being a dick and she was being really nice to me. so ya...

EDIT: actually i think my worst was either when i was a freshman i was flirting with this hot girl in my painting class and this senior friend of mine decides to embarrass me in front of her, so he started givin me fishhooks and tittie twisters and shit like that then and i couldnt do much cuz he is jacked and im like rather strong but not near him... and he told the girl she should take pictures, so she did... but i guess it wasn't that bad cause i ended up dating her later.
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#5
Typical freshman not understanding bromance...
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#6
Probably the time at our school's Relay For Life day when I got called on stage for a "Don't Forget The Lyrics'ish" game. I didn't know the words so I proceeded to sing "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas.

I played a set later that night and had tons of people chanting for me to do an acoustic rendition of the song.
#10
Too many.

Fell asleep in science, everyone in class took pictures of me. -.-'

Twas awrkward when I woke up.
#11
Probably the time i was in P.E. (gym, to you American lads) and some guy pulled down my shorts and pants my dick flopped out while i was standing next to some girls tbh your story is REALLY not that embarrassing

EDIT: Okay wow, mines a lot more embarrassing than any so far oh well
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A friend later told me, they were not looking for hugs. They both told my friend that. Second,(since they are taller than me) they did not want the, tight, head against chest-eyes closed kind of hug.
#13
why the hell would you hug a random dude in the hall ?

I walked into the wrong side of the door today, the side with the hinges. You'd think being a grade 12 i'd notice these things...

EDIT: i don't really have awkward moments
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Too many.

Fell asleep in science, everyone in class took pictures of me. -.-'

Twas awrkward when I woke up.

Wat?

At my high school it was irregular to have a class where someone wasn't asleep.
#15
well there was this girl whos a year older than me named jenny who we used to call her like forrest gump jenay!(i dont remember why so dont ask) she graduated last year so she isnt inour school anymore.
last week i saw a girl that looked like her and proceeded to yell "hey jenay!" i then realised it wasnt her that girl now thinks im borderline retarded also she ran away
#16
It wasn't me, but there was this guy who was (literally) fapping in Spanish class. The teacher noticed and screamed at him. He changed schools two days latter.... must've sucked more than anything else.

This was back in the 8th grade, so that might explain it.
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#17
Oh, high school. SO glad I'm done with those years.
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Oh, high school. SO glad I'm done with those years.

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Lawl I think I just understood TS story...twas funnier than I thought


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#20
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It wasn't me, but there was this guy who was (literally) fapping in Spanish class. The teacher noticed and screamed at him. He changed schools two days latter.... must've sucked more than anything else.

This was back in the 8th grade, so that might explain it.

this actually made me laugh rather hard.

this guy i knew was fapping in english and he stopped licked his hand and went back down, he did that for like 40 minutes. it was rather gross.
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It wasn't me, but there was this guy who was (literally) fapping in Spanish class. The teacher noticed and screamed at him. He changed schools two days latter.... must've sucked more than anything else.

This was back in the 8th grade, so that might explain it.

A guy in my class fapped to the pregnant teacher in 7th grade... he got suspended for a week XD.
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It wasn't me, but there was this guy who was (literally) fapping in Spanish class. The teacher noticed and screamed at him. He changed schools two days latter.... must've sucked more than anything else.

This was back in the 8th grade, so that might explain it.

I cant imagine how awkward the conversation would go with his parents

"Mom, I need to switch schools because I was caught masturbating in class..."

I pride myself on my humility.
#23
I have a friend who fell asleep during class, got a boner, and ended up having a wet dream. All during class.
#24
well ive asked the same girl out 4 times in 2 years.

were still good friends.
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I have a friend who fell asleep during class, got a boner, and ended up having a wet dream. All during class.


oh my god thats ****ing hilarious!!!
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#26
being the fucking mascot, and no one knew there was a girl/class president inside. I had to dance.

at homecoming.

then got the shit beat out of me.


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#27
Wasn't embarrassing, but pretty awkward, last year in my chemistry class, I was always tired, since it was first period, and I hated chemistry, so I didn't pay much attention. Every once in a while (probably happened about 4 or 5 times during the year) the teacher would ask me for the answer to a question she had just asked (that I didn't hear, since I was half asleep and zoned out), and I'd just sit there for a few minutes before asking her what the question was.
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well ive asked the same girl out 4 times in 2 years.

were still good friends.


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#29
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Probably the time i was in P.E. (gym, to you American lads) and some guy pulled down my shorts and pants my dick flopped out while i was standing next to some girls tbh your story is REALLY not that embarrassing

EDIT: Okay wow, mines a lot more embarrassing than any so far oh well



Lolnah. I've never called it Gym. It's always been PE. But maybe that only applies to the Midwestern US.
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#30
Would someone care to explain why TS's story is bad?
He hugged two dudes....so what?

Erhm...most ackward moment in school would probably be getting a wedgie.
But it was wedgie week...so almost everyone got one. *shrugs*

Also, in a class...there was this girl i really liked...and i kept sneaking glances, thinking i was being all ninjalike. Turns out she knew the whole time. Her friend told me "I couldn't have been more obvious." =|
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Lolnah. I've never called it Gym. It's always been PE. But maybe that only applies to the Midwestern US.

I'm still surprised that mine is the most embarrassing, everyone else talks about someone else getting caught in an embarrassing situation, mostly fapping, makes me wonder if someone was ever doing that near me but, eww, maybe this happens less in England?
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Oh, high school. SO glad I'm done with those years.

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I'm homeschooled but I have a bunch of friends at the public school in my town.
I was at the party of one of them, and I met this girl who was nice but I wasn't really interested in her. At another party a couple months later, I found out she liked me (a lot). So yet a couple months later, when homecoming came around, I was hooked up with her by a mutual friend. I couldn't really say no, so I ended up going. We didn't really end up having much in common, and it was really boring/awkward. And once we actually got to homecoming, we ended up waiting in line for like an hour and a half to get pictures.

Was definitely ackward.

There have been others...You know when you're talking to someone, and there's a pause and you can't think of anything to say at all? That's happened to me several times. I'm getting better at it but that is really annoying.
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in a class...there was this girl i really liked...and i kept sneaking glances, thinking i was being all ninjalike. Turns out she knew the whole time. Her friend told me "I couldn't have been more obvious." =|

same sort of thing happened to me, 'cept afterwards she came over, I was stood near where her friends were, and stared at me eyes glazed over sort of thing, and i sort of knew it was to get back at me, she obviously had no interest in me 'cus i was pretty much universally accepted as the ugliest guy in school
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Would someone care to explain why TS's story is bad?
He hugged two dudes....so what?

Erhm...most ackward moment in school would probably be getting a wedgie.
But it was wedgie week...so almost everyone got one. *shrugs*

Also, in a class...there was this girl i really liked...and i kept sneaking glances, thinking i was being all ninjalike. Turns out she knew the whole time. Her friend told me "I couldn't have been more obvious." =|


They were not looking for hugs, that's why. The first one I hugged was just like .
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They were not looking for hugs, that's why. The first one I hugged was just like .

I would've tried to palm it off as a joke and pretend it was a comical, ironic take on bromance
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#36
Well...
My girlfriend had just got back from vacation, a week or so into school. We always hugged before first period, so when I thought I saw her i hugged her from behind. It wasnt her. Same hair color though Anyway, she turned around, and I tried to say sorry, and she punched me in the nose. That girl punched harder than anyone I have ever met. Then I had to explain to my girlfriend at lunch why my nose wouldent stop bleeding...
#37
I can't think of any involving me surprisingly.

My friends little bro shit himself last year in 7th grade though. Still can't keep a straight face in his presence.
#38
Hit some girl in the head with my locker door. The thing was jammed and I was pulling really hard to try and get it open. I finally pulled really hard and it flew open smacking the girl next to me in the head. Not horribly embarrassing, more like I felt bad. We were both laughing though afterwords.
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#39
I was talking all of this crap about a teacher and my friends were laughing a lot harder then what they usually do when I pay people out... turns out the teacher was behind me.

This isn't a story about me but when I used to do Japanese in grade 8, this girl accidentally groped my japanese teacher on the arse. And apparently it wasn't an accident either.
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