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#1
Mine:

"Ummm, Stephen King is liek, sayin' Stephenie Meyer iz a bad writer cuz he just wants her liemlight...."


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#2
"Twilight is a feminist book because it features a strong female protagonist that women can relate to."

I am dead serious.
#3
"I like twilight."

no joke.
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#4
"Twilight's actors are good."

I sweaar.. That is pure denial.
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#5
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"Twilight is a feminist book because it features a strong female protagonist that women can relate to."

I am dead serious.

Strong enough to admit when she needs help from a man.

One told me that True Blood is a good show.
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#8
I don't know any.

my 12 year old cousin was into it, but converted after reading the series several times. I read it to see if it was appropriate for her. we have nothing good to say about it.
#11
Interesting that you say this.

My mother is a foster parent, and one of her kids, said I was better than slash at guitar.
Which I knew I wasn't, I'm not quite that good.
She was a twilight fan.

And no, I'm not being humble, I'm really not that good at all.
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#12
"werewolves were invented by Stephenie Meyer in the twighlight series"

and

"Maybe if you were more like edward, we wouldnt be breaking up"


saddest moment of my life...so far.
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#14
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"Muse's only good song is Supermassive Black Hole".

Fists were thrown that fateful April day.

I hate that song

Bliss ftw!


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#15
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"werewolves were invented by Stephenie Meyer in the twighlight series"

and

"Maybe if you were more like edward, we wouldnt be breaking up"


saddest moment of my life...so far.

You obviously need to be more jealous, abusive, obsessive, and controlling.
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#16
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"Let's go watch Eclipse!"


I went.
What can i say? She was cute.

I had to watch it with my mum.
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#18
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You obviously need to be more jealous, abusive, obsessive, and controlling.



Sadly, if he was she probably would have stayed.
#19
I don't consort with anyone who is into Twilight. On that note, I'd just like to say that I find Kristen Stewart very attractive.
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#21
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I had to watch it with my mum.

If it makes you feel any better, two of her friends were there as well.

Also, you know you can say NO! when parents ask you to go watch movies with them right?
I do that pretty consistently. HATE watching movies with the rents.
#22
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You are Jack's retarded little brother.


lolll

But seriously it's awful.

It's almost Pop.


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#23
"The new twilight movie is amazing!"

which then proceeded to about 5 straight minutes of ripping on, flaming style rant against her. xD

thankfully, it led to awesome angry make-up sex, although I wouldve preferred if she didnt make me call her "Bella". xD
#24
^Lies.


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#26
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If it makes you feel any better, two of her friends were there as well.

Also, you know you can say NO! when parents ask you to go watch movies with them right?
I do that pretty consistently. HATE watching movies with the rents.

But it's kinda the only thing me and my mum do together, i'm not gonna say no. And my mum refused to go by herself.
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#27
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^^^ xD



obvious troll is obvious...and so is that meme....


But really we all know you dont have a gf.
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#28
Quote by myevilside
But it's kinda the only thing me and my mum do together, i'm not gonna say no. And my mum refused to go by herself.

ah..well in that case, you shouldnt be all sadface about it!

I've only seen eclipse...are the others any better?
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#29
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ah..well in that case, you should be all sadface about it!

I've only seen eclipse...are the others any better?

*checks mum's bookcase to see the order*

Nope, eclipse was the best, which is saying.
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#30
Quote by unet
If it makes you feel any better, two of her friends were there as well.

Also, you know you can say NO! when parents ask you to go watch movies with them right?
I do that pretty consistently. HATE watching movies with the rents.

Watching The Hangover with my grandma and my mom was the most awkward experience of my life. Even more awkward considering I had watched it already and I knew which parts I was going to find awkward.

wow, I said awkward way too many times there.

Anyway, some guy said that the Twilight soundtrack had the best music ever on it.

edit: I want to watch Vampires Suck. Has anyone seen it/is it any good?
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#31
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obvious troll is obvious...and so is that meme....


But really we all know you dont have a gf.


well, not anymore, i guess complaining about Twilight at it's mention doesn't sit well with the fans.
#33
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Watching The Hangover with my grandma and my mom was the most awkward experience of my life. Even more awkward considering I had watched it already and I knew which parts I was going to find awkward.


I completely understand!
I knew what the hangover was gonna be like.
MY mom asked if i wanted to watch it with her and her friend. I replied with a very polite "No, thank you."

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*checks mum's bookcase to see the order*

Nope, eclipse was the best, which is saying.

Guess i won't bother then.
#34
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Watching The Hangover with my grandma and my mom was the most awkward experience of my life. Even more awkward considering I had watched it already and I knew which parts I was going to find awkward.

wow, I said awkward way too many times there.

Anyway, some guy said that the Twilight soundtrack had the best music ever on it.

edit: I want to watch Vampires Suck. Has anyone seen it/is it any good?


you misspelled ackward. fyi
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#35
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well, not anymore, i guess complaining about Twilight at it's mention doesn't sit well with the fans.


Okay, UG is bored of you now.
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#36
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well, not anymore, i guess complaining about Twilight at it's mention doesn't sit well with the fans.



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Okay, UG is bored of you now.



+10


this means you can leave now.


oh and my sister just told me that robert pattinson is a better musician than me
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#38
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oh and my sister just told me that robert pattinson is a better musician than me


I didn't know he was a musician....
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