#1
Basically what the thread says. Nevermind ackwardness in person, this is a different kind of thread. Here is one that I can share with you that I had recently.

Me: "Hello "
Them: "heyy. Brb."
Me: "Okay"

-30 minutes passes-

Contact is offline

What does the rest of this bottomless Pit have to offer?
This will start a RIOT! in me
#2
Them: Alright
Me:... How the hell do I reply to that?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
When I run out of things to say, and the person in the other end does as well. That always sucks.
ERROR 0x45: Signature not found
#4
Me: I like you a lot and I think youre pretty
Her: ooh ive g2g see you later
-----contact is offline------
#5
Quote by vagelier
Me: I like you a lot and I think youre pretty
Her: ooh ive g2g see you later
-----contact is offline------


this.
#6
Quote by vagelier
Me: I like you a lot and I think youre pretty
Her: ooh ive g2g see you later
-----contact is offline------


You should've done this

You: You're ugly, a slut and easy.
Her: Sex. Now.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
Quote by magnus_maximus
This thread.


olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
This will start a RIOT! in me
#8
Quote by padgea7x
You should've done this

You: You're ugly, a slut and easy.
Her: Sex. Now.


This.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Coltrane


The apple always falls close to the tree, but the tree always falls on the power lines.
#9
Her: Remember that I love you.
Me: I thought I told you to stop messaging me, mum.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



Steam: | PSN: Zeroxxed | Twitter:
#10
Think for a second, lads. There is a reason girls always go offline the second you say "hi".
Once or twice could be a coincidence though, but you can only say a girl likes you ( that doesn't have to say that she wants you) if she is the one trying to keep the conversation alive.
#11
Quote by The_Casinator
Think for a second, lads. There is a reason girls always go offline the second you say "hi".
Once or twice could be a coincidence though, but you can only say a girl likes you ( that doesn't have to say that she wants you) if she is the one trying to keep the conversation alive.

happened to me.
week later bitch told me i was too ****ing short to be her girlfriend.
EDIT: boyfriend, obviously
Last edited by vagelier at Sep 12, 2010,
#12
Quote by The_Casinator
Think for a second, lads. There is a reason girls always go offline the second you say "hi".
Once or twice could be a coincidence though, but you can only say a girl likes you ( that doesn't have to say that she wants you) if she is the one trying to keep the conversation alive.

She is so into me
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Quote by padgea7x
She is so into me


More like you're in to her, amirite?
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#14
Quote by itchy guitar
More like you're in to her, amirite?


She said I went too far in to her... She said she can't have kids now.....


Score!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
Instant messaging is conversation without body language, subtext, laughing, any tangible rapport, the ability to go away, the ability to do anything or an actual other person in the room. There's no real interaction and you can't focus all your attention on the conversation, but the constant messages prevent you from doing anything else. They're all horrid and I hate them. Bah.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#16
Quote by padgea7x
She said I went too far in to her... She said she can't have kids now.....


Score!


Nice!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#18
Generic e-conversation

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi
Person 1: Wats up?
Person 2: nm you?
Person 1: Same
Person 2: Out tnite?
Person 1: No, u?
Person 2: No
Person 1: g2g bye x
Person 2: Bye ttyl

That takes me back
#19
Me: hi, how'ya doing ?
Her: Oh i'm good i'm good, except for the pain because of the Episiotomy I had the other day...
Me: really ? interesting yeah .. look g2g I have to go do ... something in ... somewhere, see ya


okay I just made that up
Quote by bb155558
... file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Rob/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Summer%2010/amp%20test%20001.mpg
here is the link
open like another tab or something and copy and paste this into url.
#20
Hi
Hey
How're you?
Good thanks you?
Not bad, wuu2?
Not much you?
Not much
*silence*
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#21
Damn...you guys need to get some game.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#22
Quote by vagelier
happened to me.
week later bitch told me i was too ****ing short to be her girlfriend.


wat


Anyways, this literally happened to me:

Him: Dude I just got up and I have two hours until school starts!
Him: I love college/uni!
Me: Haha, what time is it there?
Him: 11. You?
Me: Nearly five.
Him: Cool.

It ended there. I honestly was like 'wtf?' considering the last time I saw him was a month ago, and the last time before that was a year, and the last time before that was a year. :/
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#23
Quote by The_Casinator
Think for a second, lads. There is a reason girls always go offline the second you say "hi".
Once or twice could be a coincidence though, but you can only say a girl likes you ( that doesn't have to say that she wants you) if she is the one trying to keep the conversation alive.


Initially you might have to lead the conversation because she's either too shy or you haven't built enough rapport. And some girls like you but can't/won't keep the conversation alive anyway.

Quote by walkinbazooka
Damn...you guys need to get some game.

+1
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#24
Quote by vagelier
happened to me.
week later bitch told me i was too ****ing short to be her girlfriend.


Man, that sucks. Must be one of them size queens. Maybe you should invest in an enlarger?
#25
*talk*

"lol"


This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#27
you guys could all use a lesson from this guy..

Linkage
Quote by Wikipedia.org
These nouns are often used with a form of "to be" rather than "to have," e.g., "he is pwnage" rather than "he has pwnage". Either is a more emphatic way of expressing the simpler "he pwns,"
#28
Quote by Wylde_Guitarist
you guys could all use a lesson from this guy..

Linkage

So who else clicked on the link??
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#29
Quote by Krieger91
So who else clicked on the link??


what? he's hilarious.. I suppose I'll take my humor else where then.
Quote by Wikipedia.org
These nouns are often used with a form of "to be" rather than "to have," e.g., "he is pwnage" rather than "he has pwnage". Either is a more emphatic way of expressing the simpler "he pwns,"
#30
I was usually the one to ditch the convo or try to keep the convo up as long as possible with extreme dullness

I dont use im programs anymore
#31
Quote by Wylde_Guitarist
you guys could all use a lesson from this guy..

Linkage


That guy is fucking legendary.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#32
Quote by Wylde_Guitarist
what? he's hilarious.. I suppose I'll take my humor else where then.

yeah, I know, it is hilarious, i've been reading them up till now!!

the facepalm is because, i swear i was expecting some sort of advice or something, and i clicked on it just to see what it would have to say..
i definitely didn't expect that!
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#33
I don't use IM stuff, but occasionally I accidentally leave my facebook page open and find that someone tried chatting with me and I wasn't there, I feel bad because I didn't ignore them on purpose. But sometimes times I just blatantly go offline as soon as someone tries to talk to me, not because of them I just hate IMimg.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#34
Someone: Hey
Me: Hi
Someone: What'cha doing?
Me: Not much

END of conversation. This happens very often in IM conversations and also when texting with a phone.
#35
Quote by AlecMag
*talk*

"lol"



Oh, God yeah... especially if it takes you like 2 minutes to write something you find REALLY interesting/funny...
This will start a RIOT! in me
#36
lol this used to happen on occasion back in teh day when i was in high school
1: Hey
2: Hey wats up?
1: nm u
2: nm
--time passes--
1:so...
2:so yea...
--time passes--
2: g2g l8r
1: bye
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#37
Her: "Whatcha doin'?"
Me: "Masturbating." *meant it as a joke, wasn't really fapping*
Her: "THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHY TALK TO ME WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT?!?!?!"

*logoff*
#38
Quote by Krieger91
So who else clicked on the link??

I just read the entire page
What a genious
The Internet: It's serious business