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#1
Alright, here's my situation, I just woke up hungover as shit, is spent last night vomiting, getting high and all that good stuff, i'm also sick right now. So overall it's not much fun.

I called into work sick and they say I need a doctors note, if i want to keep my job (Let's say I want to keep my job) but I don't want to know what will happen if I go to the hospital to get a doctors note with this much alcohol in my system, will i get shit?

I need to get a note from the doctor to keep my job, but they (my employers) don't know i was so drunk last night and they can't know. I also can't go to the hospital because i'm so full of alcohol.

Pit! What should I do?
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#4
Haha, yeah. But I really need some help here =\

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Fake a doctors note?


No.
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#5
...suck it up and go to work. If you're hungover, then you're not currently drunk, so go.
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#6
I would like to know a good way of handeling that myself... Damn doctors notes
#8
If you get into shit because you got pissed last night, then you deserve it. And learn from it. If you don't, then lolz allround.
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#9
dear dumb little boy. you should have thought of the outcome of drinking prior to being such a lightweight that when you awoke you couldn't handle going to work for a few hours or thought to take advil and go. i hope it was fun but it wont be fun losing your job as much, suck it up and live with the outcome.
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#10
whatre you expecting to happen if you go to the hospital?
you can't just walk in and be like 'hey, I need a doctors note'. and how would you get in shit for having alcohol in your system? alcohol isn't illegal :/

either fake a note, fake a sickness, or take responsibility for your actions, man
#11
Quote by walkinbazooka
...suck it up and go to work. If you're hungover, then you're not currently drunk, so go.

+1

I don't CARE what kind of job you may have or how long you may have to work.

Get some food to stay in you and go to work.

#12
Quote by walkinbazooka
...suck it up and go to work. If you're hungover, then you're not currently drunk, so go.


I'm throwing up like now, it's extremely bad, i also have a flu. Too weak to tough through work, especially a 9 hour dishwashing shift.
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#13
Drink more, get alcohol poisoning, get sent to hospital. Doctor has to sign you off work then
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#14
I agree. Either suck it up and go to work and learn a lesson, or kiss the job goodbye. A hospital isn't going to write a note, just because you got drunk. You're not really sick.
#16
Quote by james4
whatre you expecting to happen if you go to the hospital?
you can't just walk in and be like 'hey, I need a doctors note'. and how would you get in shit for having alcohol in your system? alcohol isn't illegal :/

Even if TS is underage it's unethical for the doctors to do anything. It's not like if you OD on the cocaine the ER is gonna treat you and then call the cops.

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#17
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#19
Quote by james4
whatre you expecting to happen if you go to the hospital?
you can't just walk in and be like 'hey, I need a doctors note'. and how would you get in shit for having alcohol in your system? alcohol isn't illegal :/

either fake a note, fake a sickness, or take responsibility for your actions, man


I'm expecting to get shit because i have alcohol in my system and i'm underage. Also, to some guy who made a remark above, i'm definitely not a lightweight.
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#20
Just go to the doctors and say you're having migraines or something generic that they won't really bother testing for
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#21
Just go to a doc, tell him you don't feel good. It's not like he'll kick ya out for not actually being sick. You're only looking for a note, not a cure. The post right above me is good, you could try that. Or just tell the doc you got shithoused last night, called off work and need a note. I imagine he's been there at least once and will be cool about it.
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#22
Quote by IbanezRGS
I'm expecting to get shit because i have alcohol in my system and i'm underage. Also, to some guy who made a remark above, i'm definitely not a lightweight.

then why were you getting drunk enough for a hangover + high the night before you have to go to work when you also have the flu


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#23
If you're throwing up THAT much, go into work and they'll send you home. Much better than not going in at all.
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#24
Quote by IbanezRGS
I'm throwing up like now, it's extremely bad, i also have a flu. Too weak to tough through work, especially a 9 hour dishwashing shift.


if you have the flu too maybe you can get a note for that?
#25
You shouldn't have drank so much when you had to work the next day.

Solution? Don't do it again.

I doubt a doctors going to give you a note.

EDIT: You have the flu. That might work.
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#26
Quote by seafoodgar
if you have the flu too maybe you can get a note for that?


Yes, I want to. But I'm afraid they'll catch the alcohol too, because they will actually check for a flu, right?
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Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


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#27
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Your own fault for having no self-control.


I have self-control, just...very little.... Sadly.
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Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


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This spot in Hell...


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#29
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i think your a featherweight i was just being nice


Hahah, no. 75% bacardi does bad things.
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Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


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This spot in Hell...


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#30
Just go to work. If you're really too sick for work, you'll break down and get sent home.

If you can be a man drinking at night, be prepared to be a man and do what you have to do in the morning. Otherwise, start looking for a job. It's nothing personal, but as has been said above, it's your own fault.

Good luck getting through the rest of the day

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#32
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Yes, I want to. But I'm afraid they'll catch the alcohol too, because they will actually check for a flu, right?


Do you mean they do urine or blood tests when diagnosing the flu?
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Or, go to the hospital and get a doctor's note, and don't be so ****ing limp wristed limp bizkit.
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#39
You have two options.

1) Go to the doctor and say you have the flu. The tests they will perform for finding out whether you have the flu will not reveal that you are actually currently, or were untill recently, intoxicated.

2) Get high and THEN go to work.
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