Poll: How many times u jerk it dood
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View poll results: How many times u jerk it dood
3
12 20%
4
18 30%
5
10 17%
6
5 8%
7
2 3%
8
3 5%
9
3 5%
10
2 3%
11
0 0%
12
5 8%
Voters: 60.
#1
One lonely day in 7th grade I made it to 5, I tried for six but my dick felt like it was going to break off. I know some of you badasses have doubled this.
#3
I'm pretty sure the amount of times you jacked off in one day is directly proportional to your chances of getting a girlfriend.
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#4
Creepy thread is creepy.

I think it was 6 or 7 for me.
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#5
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I'm pretty sure the amount of times you jacked off in one day is directly proportional to your chances of getting a girlfriend.


So the less you fap the less the chance?

#12
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So the less you fap the less the chance?


At least you can't masturbate for a negative ammount of time.
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#13
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Edit: What the **** two isn't even an option.



Because if your record is 2 than it simply means that you have never even tried goin for the gold.
#15
Ten, or more. I forget, but it had 2 digits. Feels good man.


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#19
About 9, and it was literally just to see how many times I could. Although after the day had ended I couldn't fap for 3 days due to far to much chafing. On the bright side though I learned some new techniques.
#20
Depends on the girlfriend situation/whether or not you want to or can get laid, really.

If I have a steady girlfriend, I can go weeks without jacking it. If I'm single and don't give a shit, I've probably been able to do double digits if it's just that kinda day.
#23
4 in a row when I was 12 or something. Either way, it was before I first came.
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#24
4 sadly
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#25
8. If Im hungover and at home its pretty much all I do.
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#29
5. did it once at 12, once at 3, once at 8, once at 3, and once at 11:59:59.
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