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#1
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
"Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! MLIT"

"Today my boyfriend touched my face, and for the fisrt time i didn't flinch at how cold his hands were. He looked at me and said............"your pretending i'm Edward aren't you?" I blushed as we both knew it was true. I can offically say MLIT!!!!"

"Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT"


oh my god

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#4
You just took this from another thread.
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I had to do that instead of a real lolstack, because the number of lols would exceed the image limit. But dear god


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#5
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You just took this from another thread.


I write songs.
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#6
end this thread. don't give the site publicity please.
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#7
It's things like this that make me wonder why we got rid of all those gas chambers...
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#8
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end this thread. don't give the site publicity please.


but then we'd have less to bitch about.
#9
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Your Billy Mays and Hank Hill?
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*lolstack*

I had to do that instead of a real lolstack, because the number of lols would exceed the image limit. But dear god


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Well he's not a bad teacher, it just seems like he really doesn't know an awful lot about what he's teaching...
#10
I Realized That I Am Unconditionally And Irrevocably In Love With Bella. MLIT

Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! MLIT

Today I went on MLIT for the firxt time! I am so so happy there are other people like me! It is without a doubt the greatest book and movie saga ever to exist.


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#11
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Bullieve


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#12
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#13
"Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT"


DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#14
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YES! do it
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#15
Humanity just reached a new low.
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#16
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"Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT"



I am disappointed with that Husky.

It could've bitten her nose off!

How would that be to turn her off a crappy book series? One of the heroes or villains or whatever biting her nose off!
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#17
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"Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT"


oh my god


I want to fucking murder her.
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#18
Quote by necrosis1193
I am disappointed with that Husky.

It could've bitten her nose off!

How would that be to turn her off a crappy book series? One of the heroes or villains or whatever biting her nose off!



"I was making out with a Husky and it bit my nose off! I realized I'm a complete fuckwit. MLIT"
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#19
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"I was making out with a Husky and it bit my nose off! I realized I'm a complete fuckwit. MLIT"

You could post that on the website.
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#20
There's a heap of excellent comments on these. In response to "Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT":

Kill yourself. That's an order.

You are the STUPIDEST FUCKING PERSON I have EVER SEEN! Your kids will probably hate themselves. This brings my piss to a boil. I'd rather eat a rotten corpse of a dead skunk marinated in dog piss and spread over with asshole juice than name my OWN FUCKING KIDS EDWARD AND JACOB!!!

die, you're a horrible excuse for a mother. I'd never name my kids after FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, like Megatron or Voldemort

OMG CAN I HAZ SEX WITH YOUR BABBIES!!!! I'M LIKE JACOB!!!!!!! I WAS MENT TO BE WITH YOUR LUSCIOUS TWIN BOYS!!!!!!


DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#21
Today I realized just how little sleep I actually get. It's making me begin to believe I'm slowly turning into a vampire...or maybe doing too much and becoming a werewolf? ~MLIT



Eveyday when it's cold to everybody else, I feel like it's burning hot and think automatically I'm a wolf and that at any moment if someone gets me mad, BAM I'll transform, it's either that or all my friends are vampires


I hope this is a joke
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#22
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OMG CAN I HAZ SEX WITH YOUR BABBIES!!!! I'M LIKE JACOB!!!!!!! I WAS MENT TO BE WITH YOUR LUSCIOUS TWIN BOYS!!!!!!



oh god
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#23
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die, you're a horrible excuse for a mother. I'd never name my kids after FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, like Megatron or Voldemort


I think this person is the real monster.
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#25
And the top/flop don't have many differences

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#26
On May 1st i went to Columbus Ohio. Me and my mom and aunt and people we met went to a mall. and we see lifesize Edward and jacob cutouts. of course i got and Edward one. Now i am for sure taking Edward to prom. CANT WAIT! MLIT. = ]



I'm sure even that cardboard cutout doesn't want to go with her..
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#27
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end this thread. don't give the site publicity please.

Ah come on, it's not like it's morally wrong. It's just ridiculous, it deserves a thread so as to laugh at it.

I wonder if they have similar sites for other books. "Today I ate an ascending number of fruit, and was still hungry. MLITVHC."
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#28
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Ah come on, it's not like it's morally wrong. It's just ridiculous, it deserves a thread so as to laugh at it.

I wonder if they have similar sites for other books. "Today I ate an ascending number of fruit, and was still hungry. MLITVHC."


"Today I bought a diary and a pen in which to write things adverse to what the Party says. They're gonna be sooooooooo pissed lulz. MLI1984"
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#29
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"Today I bought a diary and a pen in which to write things adverse to what the Party says. They're gonna be sooooooooo pissed lulz. MLI1984"


Lol, just dropped some Ice 9 in the ocean and brought about global apocalypse. MLICC!
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#30
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Lol, just dropped some Ice 9 in the ocean and brought about global apocalypse. MLICC!


Today is my Lastday, I'm supposed to be in a sleepshop at the end of the day, but I think I'm gonna run. Here's hoping. MLILR
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#31
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Ah come on, it's not like it's morally wrong. It's just ridiculous, it deserves a thread so as to laugh at it.

I wonder if they have similar sites for other books. "Today I ate an ascending number of fruit, and was still hungry. MLITVHC."

it is ridiculous. oh well keep making jokes then, these are actually pretty funny
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#32
Meh. Conservapedia is at least doubly as fail worthy. But anyone who thinks that MLIT is srs fails almost that much.
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#33
Earlier, I gave some woman the old in-out in-out to the sounds of Ludwig Van and then later, participated in some ultra-violence. MLIACO.
#34
"Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT"
#35
today i told some kid to play i cum blood at his grandmothers funeral. MLIUG
#36
Quote by mmolteratx
Meh. Conservapedia is at least doubly as fail worthy. But anyone who thinks that MLIT is srs fails almost that much.


I concur.

Seriously, that site is maybe 20% actual twilight fans, 80% people trolling twilight fans by being more ridiculous than them.
#37
I'll never understand why people will care this much about something they hate a lot.
#38
Today, I got bitten by a vampire. MLIT.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
My Life Is Twilight is just a Twilight themed parody site of My Life Is Bro. I can't believe some of you idiots are taking this seriously.
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