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#1
Well here's the story,
My band - Whiskey & Speed - are playing a show to be filmed for a DVD in a somewhat small town that rarely has rock/punk shows (Yamba, NSW, Australia).
We're out to shock and we try to look outside the box as best we can.

Just wanted to see if you UGers had any good ideas on (cheap) shock rock stage antics? (Please dont suggest GG Allin-esque shitting on the stage and rape)

Cheers,
Ben
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#2
olol shit your pandts olol and killl a donkey and so funny olol

also sodomy
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#4
Take your clothes off.
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#6
Dress in women's clothing. Makeup is required. It's cheap and effective.
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#7
Whip your dick out. Impersonate Jim Morrison.
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#8
seagull someone then get nekkid and donkey punch the stage manager, then roll around in your own poo
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#9
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My band - Whiskey & Speed - are playing a sow to be filmed for a DVD in a somewhat small town that rarely has rock/punk shows (Yamba, NSW, Australia).

#10
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR C0CK OUT! DO IT!

Seriously, that. Also, if possible get a vibrator, use it as a slide and pray that nobody there has ever heard of a band called Anvil.
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#11
I used to play in a hardcore band. Anytime there was a balcony/rafter type thing.... our singer found a way to climb up into it and or hang from it. He prob could of legit died if he fell off some of them ...but yea... it made for some o0o0o0o's

I've seen Dillinger Escape Plan lite stuff on fire. Pretty sure the venue would respectfully decline you ever playing there again tho.
#12
leave mid set then drive your car on stage and sing while driving through the crowd
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#13
First:
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Take your clothes off.

Then:
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Orgy.

But dont forget:
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#14
RHCP wore nothing but socks on their penises. But that's not original. Wait.. IDEA...



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#15
break some glass and cut yourself on stage.

Stick some fish hooks into yourself on stage.

Wear something that the crowd would be uncomfortable with.
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RHCP wore nothing but socks on their penises. But that's not original. Wait.. IDEA...



WEAR EVERYTHING BUT SOCKS!!!!


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#18
1) Look up videos of Rammstein
2) Emulate
3) Shock, awe, and spend the night in jail for pulling out an ejaculating dildo (they really did that).
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#19
Thanks for the ideas...(and we're cool with being arrested for minor things)

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Dress in women's clothing. Makeup is required. It's cheap and effective.


Do it, very often. Haha and was plannign on doing it for this gig. Cheers though.

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break some glass and cut yourself on stage.


I'm thinking of doing this, i might try and sneak my knife it.

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Look up G.G. Allan and take notes.


Firstly, you spelt "Allin" wrong. Secondly, I mentioned this in my initial post.
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and it was about that time his sister comes bounding in, as she forgot to grab her handbag, only to see her brother running down the hallway with his dick hanging out and a hotdog sausage up his arse
#20
Oh, our drummer is wearing his g string and I'm also thinking a bit of the old flag burning (for shits and giggles) will go down well.
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and it was about that time his sister comes bounding in, as she forgot to grab her handbag, only to see her brother running down the hallway with his dick hanging out and a hotdog sausage up his arse
#21
Get a looper. Loop your instruments making really obnoxious sounds for five minutes while you all just stand there smoking cigarettes and having conversations amongst each other. Have a table and chair pulled onto the stage, and while this is going on, play a game of checkers. This flag burning isn't controversial, it's cliche and boring. This isn't 1968.
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#25
burn a qu'ran

better yet re-enact 9/11 with your penis and a diorama
#26
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Firstly, you spelt "Allin" wrong. Secondly, I mentioned this in my initial post.

I posted that before you edited your OP not to suggest Allin.
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if there are metal dividers between the stage and the crowd, take a belt sander to them.

I like this one
#29
oh dear god, ive went back in time

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#30
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I like this one

i saw it happen at a show once. it was terrifying but i will never forget it.
#31
this isnt just an idea, im gonna do this someday!

step 1: release a prog rock epic concept album as loved as "The Wall"
step 2: go on tour around the world
step 3: set up a huge show at some stadium
step 4: this show will be hella dark but weird lights will go off at the right places
step 5: in the middle of 1 of my heavier-songs, right where the breakdown is supposed to go, we start a spacey jam instead, and its really dark except for a blue light slightly hilighting the entire stage just enough to where you can barely see us
step 6: during this spacey jam, i walk over next to the drums, where a canvas and paints are set up, and i start painting
step 7: i somehow signal the band when my painting is finished
step 8: all the instruments decrescendo, or play scales descending, and then go silent
step 9: there's a blue spotlight on me, im right behind the microphone, i make a trippy face with my eyes hella wide, hold up the painting, and ask the audience "do you like my painting?"
step 10: the instruments JUMP right back into the ****in hardcore breakdown and shock the shit out of everybody!!!

yes, i do combine prog rock with hardcore...
actually, not always, the genre/style i play depends on my mood

this will happen someday, its my dream!!!
haha not really
i just wanna be on an indie label
#32
Find two girls that are up for recreating 2 girls, 1 cup...

Great stage dancers...
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#33
You could cry while wearing fake-glasses and talking about something you wrote on a black-board. That's practically what you could reduce the Glenn Beck show into.

Don't do that you'll look like a retard.

Actually, you should go completely nude using your intruments as the only form of coverage.
#35
Play punk that isn't derivative bullshit. That would shock me.
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#36
Play good music.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
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Dress in women's clothing. Makeup is required. It's cheap and effective.

Dude, the '80s ruined that gimmick.

Do this for the ladies (and the gay guys I guess):
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#38
perform your entire set with a pickle jammed in your arse. If it falls out you have to take a bite and reinsert it.
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#40
Replace a word in a song with "bum".

Say it quietly though, you don't want to be too controversial, like Hitler or somebody.
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