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#1
serious answers please?

she got me an Ipod nano last year on my bday but we broke up and her b-day's coming up in october...i need to get her something as good as an Ipod nano to sort of settle the scores,i'd feel like a jackass if i didnt...but it has to be something with no sentimental value (no jewelery etc)

i thought about a digital camera but she already as that,maybe a better one but im not sure,and yes she already has an Ipod :/
any suggestions?
#2
Dick in a box?
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#4
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Dick in a box?



bah are there actually people lurking in the pit waiting for the words "gift" and "girl" to appear to be able to say that? i posted it like a second ago!
#5
A decent boyfriend that can actually last a minute in bed
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#8
Box in a dick?


..wait wat
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#9
Depending on the terms of the breakup, I would suggest something insanely dickish.


....a video of you banging her best friend perhaps?
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#11
A years membership to weight watchers.
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#12
The phone number to one of your incredibly attractive friends/acquaintances.
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#13
Quote by sjones
Depending on the terms of the breakup, I would suggest something insanely dickish.


....a video of you banging her best friend perhaps?



um,the breakup was more from my side so not possible
#15
Dick in a vagina.

Preferably hers.
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#16
12 feet black dildo.
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#17
You can get jewelery that isn't sentimentally attached you know..

Hmmm. I'm not knowledgeable with women so I wouldn't know but I guess something like a digital photo frame/ipod/camera would be good. Or tickets to something that she likes. Or iTunes vouchers, be a hero and save the music industry as well as getting her a prezzy.
#18
A new cell phone?
A small flat-screen TV for her bedroom?
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#20
find an endangered species, and kill it.
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#21
Quote by Linkerman
A new cell phone?
A small flat-screen TV for her bedroom?


she has a very good phone...not sure about the TV tho so will consider that
#22
Wait a bit and get the new Windows Mobile platform thing, looks mint (Y).. Or maybe a nice HTC android smart phone.. yes I like phones cause a new smartphone is ike the ultimate presant i think haha
#24
Picture of your penis with the caption
"BITCH, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING"
that should do the trick.


#25
Quote by Gerard_xD
Picture of your penis with the caption
"BITCH, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING"
that should do the trick.

I second. Move to vote.
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#26
Quote by Gerard_xD
Picture of your penis with the caption
"BITCH, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING"
that should do the trick.


This. I'm now tempted to do that to my ex, actually no, I wouldn't, I'm asian so yeah...
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#27
Quote by Gerard_xD
Picture of your penis with the caption
"BITCH, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING"
that should do the trick.


Her response will be:
"Okay, let me get my glasses"

Then when she looks at the picture
"What I'm missing? Don't you mean what you're missing?"
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
A netbook.

set up the desktop with a picture of you making out with another girl, and ms paint that shit so it says "you suck, but not well enough, so I got her"

but seriously, netbook
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#30
A used condom.
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#31
Fist her, it's secretly what most women want
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#34
Dick in a box?


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#36
Quote by padgea7x
Her response will be:
"Okay, let me get my glasses"

Then when she looks at the picture
"What I'm missing? Don't you mean what you're missing?"


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#37
Quote by angusfan16
Buy her a morphsuit

She could get the wrong idea with it though. Especially if you make a round hole at the genital area o_0
#38
Nothing. She got you that gift while you were dating, getting her a present (let alone one as expensive as an iPod Nano is opening a...well, can of worms.)
#39
Quote by Duffman123
She could get the wrong idea with it though. Especially if you make a round whole at the genital area o_0



The hole could be for easier access to the toilet. Sort of like those pajamas with the poop shoot in the back
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#40
Quote by angusfan16
Buy her a morphsuit


I support this suggestion on the condition it is this kind of morphsuit;



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