#1
Burning a hole in my metaphorical paypal pocket.

What do you guys think I should buy off eBay?
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#2
$27. Do it.
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#3
a $28 spoon, you can get a fucking awesome spoon for that sort of money
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

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#4
Rush Rocks

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#7
tenga egg
No ego-inflating quotes nor stupidly long signatures to be found here.

Move along.

Bands/Artists of the month; Marco Sfogli, Marco Sfogli and Marco Sfogli .


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^lol'd at the sig, adj209
#8
Moaaar.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#10
get a 20 bag and a couple forties bruh.
hide your kids, hide your wife.

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#12
Get a subscription to a website containing naked ladies getting drilled.
DeVillains!
#14
Buy an African slave child, then that'll leave you with $28.

Buy a hat or something?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off