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#1
..But before you make your ultimate decision on what to buy, you have to see how the guitar/amp sounds like, right? So, you do your stuff, decide it's the perfect guitar/amp for you to buy, when suddenly the hottest guy/gal walks into the shop, and you naturally want to show off your epic skills at the guitar in an attempt to impress him/her. What do you play?

I hope I made this clear, so you guys understand. D:
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Jackson JS32T King V
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Stagg C542
Last edited by Maglun at Sep 12, 2010,
#2
YYZ. Ladies love nothing more than the Morse Code.
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#5
I run over to the drum sets as fast as I can because I realize I have no idea how to play guitar.
#6
Nothing.

I'm just so awesomely manly, they're immediately attracted to me. Why do you think they got pulled into the store I'm in?
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#9
I'm imagining this scene in my head, and I have to say, it's one of the gayest movies I've ever seen.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
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After I've said "I'll take it" and the store clerk has already unplugged the amp and put it in a box, I doubt I'll be in a convenient situation to unleash the ****ing fury.



No, imagine that you have decided what to buy, but didn't manage to get to the clerk and make your order.
Gear :

Jackson JS32T King V
Vox VT40+
Stagg C542
#12
Sixby all that remains or eruption by evh
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#14
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YYZ. Ladies love nothing more than the Morse Code.

This spookily jumped into my head as well.

Probably Hog Bitch Stomp. Banjo rolls will get ye yer hole.
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#15
That's easy.

Eye of the tiger riff. Although I play it to the rhythm of her footsteps.
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#17
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That's easy.

Eye of the tiger riff. Although I play it to the rhythm of her footsteps.


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Just smear poo all over everything he owns. Trade him for a fake les paul. Turtle his backpack. Bang his friends.

THIS IS WHAT THE PIT IS. RETARDED THREADS. ALL DAY, EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
#18
November rain solo, if the girl doesn't recognize it, she ain't worth it
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#19
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#20
I play Paul Gilbert's solo of "Metal Dog"
or what I can play of it.
Then, after I've shredded beyond the means of time and space, I proceed to play the riffs from "Of Wolf and Man" By Metallica
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
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"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#22
I would run to the acoustic section. Girls love that acoustic stuff.

Honestly, I'd start improv-ing and do fast licks and stuff.
#24
I simply wait until she leaves and then follow her, she'll be impressed by my determination to sex her up
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Last edited by sashki at Sep 12, 2010,
#29
cliffs of dover orrr eruption.
also jessica by allman brothers works too.

i like to play those when some little fag is playing something hardish and is like staring me down while they play it because they think i suck because i like messin around playin easy sublime stuff. then i play something hard and the little douche stops playing and goes away.
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#34
The beginning sweeps of "Vela, Together We Await the Storm" as well as some clean features.
#35
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"happy birthday" odds are it will work one time in 365.

0.274% of the time, it works every time.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#37
I generally suck at guitar, sooo I'd probably fail hard at showing off.
Gear :

Jackson JS32T King V
Vox VT40+
Stagg C542
#38
If I knew Cat Scratch Fever I'd play that.
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#40
some justin beiber, duhhhhh. who needs sweeps and legato and all that shiz when you can melt girls hearts with a couple JB chord progressions. they'll recognize it. lol jk. i have balls.
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