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#2


WHAAAAAAAAT????
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#3
this is most likely going to get closed, but I have to say that this encompasses 90% of metal and is hilarious.
#4
ha thats brilliant.


"I'm going to shred the fuck out of them regardless to the melody that preceded it..."

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#8
"We should write lots of ---- licks and jam them in odd time signatures leaving the singer totally head-fu*ked"
#14
first youtube thread I've actually watched the video in ages and was not disappointed. I liked that they did using text talk on a computer, was awesome!
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#16
am i the only one who thinks those kinda cat-ish figures are really cute?

hilarious video too
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#17
lmao!
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#18
at the sweep conversation. SO TRUE!
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#19
"I'm going to shred the **** out of them with no relevance to what little melody had already preceded."

fuk met, he dunt no wut he talk about, jus lisen 2 pal gilburt n satch they rawk harcore.

But yeah, that was pretty funny.
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#20
Loved the bit about giving the backing track to the singer. Whole video was hilarious.
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#21
lol..
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#24
;haha:

****ing hilarious.

The bit about arpeggios.
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#27
i think it's hilarious
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#29
Lol
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#30
This is hilarious

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#31
"When in reality i've been playing the same three notes for 3 minutes now"




Thank you op!
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#32
That sounds like mice ****ing.

Maybe a little but mice ****ing rocks.

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#37
I don't like shred music at all, but I think there's some inverted snobbery in this thread. Like:

'I couldn't play anything more complicated than a Muse song to save my life, so I'll compensate for it by mocking people who can! Look how stupid people are for wanting to make their music complicated! I'm clearly much smarter because I only care about 'emotion' in music. Everyone else is stupid. Dumb metalheads, herp derp.'

**** you. Get off your high horse, and just let people play what they want. Chances are that when you started off, you were impressed by wanky crap too.
#38
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I don't like shred music at all, but I think there's some inverted snobbery in this thread. Like:

'I couldn't play anything more complicated than a Muse song to save my life, so I'll compensate for it by mocking people who can! Look how stupid people are for wanting to make their music complicated! I'm clearly much smarter because I only care about 'emotion' in music. Everyone else is stupid. Dumb metalheads, herp derp.'

**** you. Get off your high horse, and just let people play what they want. Chances are that when you started off, you were impressed by wanky crap too.


Its funny because shredders (and lots of metalheads) are the ones on the high horse, looking down at anything that doens t try to be complicated, and who worship guitar playing as if it is a sport. Its fun to be the one looking down on them instead of the other way around.

You do sound like a shredder so, I guess your comment was only to make you look objective.
#39
I like how the one guy had three strings touching his fretboard and he still didn't have any fret buzz.
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