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#2
First time? Kind of late.

Anyway, I can't remember all the times it's happened, nothing really interesting to share.
#3
I find it odd this is the first time that's every happened to you...But whatever.
My friend thought it would be hilarious to punch me as hard as he could in the nuts. I thought it was funny for 10 seconds, then my kidneys began to turn themselves over.


7 hours later, that horrible feeling returned unexpectedly.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#5
Karate kick straight to the nads.
Hundreds upon thousands of footballs/softballs/tennis balls to the crown jewels.

I'll be surprised if I'm still fertile. My poor bollocks must be completely devoid of all haploid life.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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#6
Sports accidents have pained me


and someone decided to hit me there for no reason one day...
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#7
go play nut ball. sit across a room from another idiot with your legs spread and huck slightly heavy objects at each other's nuts. very tense game.
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#8
First time? Have you recently undergone sex reassignment surgery? How does a man go 17 years without being hit in the nuts?


Yeah, it hurts. Welcome to the club.
#9
I was a hockey goaltender as a kid and forgot my jock... found out I had forgotten it the hard way........ *cringe* at the memory.

Also over her in Canada it gets real cold sometimes, those orange hockey balls are NO fun when frozen and... well you can finish the rest! *cringes again*
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#10
I got hit so hard one time, I pissed blood for the next two days
#13
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I got hit so hard one time, I pissed blood for the next two days


INB4 a very bad "I cum blood" reference...
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#14


Happened SO much at school!
Football, basketball, cricket ball (OUCH!), tennis ball
This one dude's shoe
A playground jungle gym type thing
The corner of a table (O_o)

Yeah...my nuts are messed up.


Thankfully, ive not experienced any testicular inflictions in the last 5 years or so.
All good.
#15
once my brother threw a ball of blue tac the size of my fist at my nuts from about 2 metres away. Most painful experience ever
#16
Various sack whacks have come my way. Also one time after coming out of the pool, my bathing suit tore off part of the skin on my ballsack. Twas' a small piece, but it hurt like hell.
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#18
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INB4 a very bad "I cum blood" reference...




i didnt even think of that XD brilliant.

very enthusiastic airsoft game, and my friend was out of ammo... ouch
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#20
Well I was teasing this girl I liked and threw my phone towards her. I was sat open legged and she chucked at my crotch - It hit me right on the jeb, really fooking hurt!

And various balls, worst being a cricket ball.
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#21
When i was in 6th grade I asked this girl tiffany out. all she said was eww no and kicked me in the balls.
#22
I've never had the opportunity.

once though, I made a feint, and the guy jumped back about five feet. I sprinted in the other direction. I'm sure he would have caught me if he wasn't drunk.
#24
Quote by BeefWellington
INB4 a very bad "I cum blood" reference...


Oh, I've done that before as well. Prostate infections are never fun things....
#25
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Oh, I've done that before as well. Prostate infections are never fun things....


O_O

I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#26
My girlfriend accidentally kneed me in the balls a few days ago when we were fooling around, killed the mood for me for awhile.

Sex later made up for it though.
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#27
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Well I was teasing this girl I liked and threw my phone towards her. I was sat open legged and she chucked at my crotch - It hit me right on the jeb, really fooking hurt!

And various balls, worst being a cricket ball.


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I'd recommend you try and stop.
#28
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I experienced this for the first time today. Not fun. 'Twas a soccer ball/football that did the job. What are some of your experiences?

First time? I've been hit many times
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#29
Me and my friends always used to hit each other in the nether regions, until I hit one of my friends and he had to go to the hospital because of kidney failure. I wish I was making this up, I felt horrible.
#30
I'm a soccer goalkeeper. I think that speaks for itself.
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#31
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Me and my friends always used to hit each other in the nether regions, until I hit one of my friends and he had to go to the hospital because of kidney failure. I wish I was making this up, I felt horrible.

There was a video of a news report about how bad it is to hit people like that. Why would you do something like that. Idiots.
#32
this thread as left me cringing in pain


mainly due to a hockey ball getting me there once
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#33
It's funny. Why do you think we stopped? To tell the truth, I kinda laughed a little after I heard he went to the hospital, we all did. I still felt bad though.
#34
Quote by genghisgandhi
I experienced this for the first time today. Not fun. 'Twas a soccer ball/football that did the job. What are some of your experiences?



Are you joking? I've lost count of the amount of times i've been hit there.
#36
Meh I've experienced worse than being struck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_tortion


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#38
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Your opinions on humor and music are soooooo wrong.


Does not compute. Thanks for attacking me when I did nothing? Get off your pedestal, moron.
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